Friday, June 18, 2021

Oh, what a tangled web we weave...

A memoir that made millions of dollars...



 One of the best perks of being President of the United States is that when their term in office is over they can write their memoirs, for which publishers will give former Presidents a seven figure advance and sales of which usually result in seven or eight figure royalties being paid.  Every President since at least Richard Nixon (yes, even that piece of shit made a mint writing about his Presidency) has made a handsome sum from detailing their time in office.

Until Donald Trump, that is.  Despite Trump's claims that he's going to write (more likely have ghost written--no one knows if Trump can read, let alone write) "the book of all books" no major publishing houses are interested because it would be "too hard to get a book that is factually accurate."  Not to mention that it would more than likely cause an insurmountable uprising among their employees, all of whom--unlike Trump--are literate as well as unlikely to forget he fomented an insurrection.

So thanks to his 30,000+ lies, Donald Trump's memoirs are more than likely going to get a five hundred dollar advance from Billy Bob's Books in Scratch Ass, Tennessee, and see sales at least in the low thousands (unless it's too danged hot outside to ship them out). For a man who is so obsessed with money that has to be a bitter pill to swallow.

But for the rest of us, Schadenfreude tastes oh, so sweet....


You Have a Choice:  Pass a Voting Rights Bill, or Welcome Fascism to America

Peace,
emaycee

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