Monday, February 28, 2022

Damning truths



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Ingraham must have been too busy giving Trump a knob job to have noticed a real hero


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And the republican party


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What the fuck, does Putin have film of Trump giving him a blow job or something?


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A tale of two Presidents


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A picture worth a thousand words


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She's so fucking stupid she probably can't even wipe her own ass


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Belarus is every bit as guilty as Russia


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By any means necessary


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Traitor #3: Tucker Carlson (Whiny Ass Bitch version)


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Sunday, February 27, 2022

Once again, the Biden Administration nails it


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Think of this guy every time you hear an idiot republican tell you Putin is a genius


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Domino 2 in Putin's massive fuck up


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Vladimir Putin is a war criminal


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Traitor #2: Marco Rubio (Val Demmings for Florida Senate!)


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Saturday, February 26, 2022

Ukraine gets heroes, we get limp dick trucker convoys


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Comrade Tucker


 

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Keep in mind that Trump didn't condemn a man whose troops are bombing hospitals and shooting children


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This is how far off the rails Fox News has gone


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Once again, Trump's incompetence and weakness costs America


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Friday, February 25, 2022

Stephen King on true horror


 

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Power to the people of Ukraine


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Domino 1 falls in Putin's massive fuck up


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How much better off would we be if we'd elected her in 2016?


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Traitor #1: Lisa McClain (An embarrassment to the state of Michigan)


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Thursday, February 24, 2022

At least Nixon wasn't a traitor


 

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Republicans would have cheered Trump if he'd poisoned Biden


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Republicans are flat out fucking depraved


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And republicans are supporting this sick mother fucker


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They're all dancing on Putin's strings


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Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Sound advice for republican voters from your leader


 

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Reason #5432 why we shouldn't elect idiots to be President


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Are there any humans stupider than Fox News hosts?


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Traitor Trump


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I don't doubt this for a minute


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Tuesday, February 22, 2022

As plain as the nose on Vladimir Putin's face


 

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Told you--they're coming after our birth control next

No shit to this take on the situation in Ukraine


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Hillary, kicking ass and taking names


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Just a bad guy she should go after


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Monday, February 21, 2022

Another monster created by the Catholic Church


 

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Thanks to the most EXCELLENT Biden Boom


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Never forget the Catholic Church capitulated to both Hitler and Mussolini


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Not with a bang but a whimper


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Again, Time Magazine named Elon Musk its Person of the Year

(The "Musk" being referred to here is Elon Musk, who later deleted the tweet comparing Justin Trudeau to Adolph Hitler)


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Sunday, February 20, 2022

Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCCLXXII--Stealers Wheel: Stuck in the Middle with You

 My introduction to this week's tune came with me searching for it (actually several years after it was a hit) on all of my Bob Dylan albums, as well as the ones I didn't own at the local record shop (remember Google was just a distant dream in the seventies), only to eventually learn that it wasn't Dylan after all but a couple of blokes in a band from Scotland....

Stealers Wheel were formed in 1972 by teenage friends Gerry Rafferty (who went on to some solo success) and Joe Egan.  By the time their first album had been released, Rafferty had already left the band (while Rafferty was a talented musician, he was never comfortable with the fame that came from being such), but when the album became a modest hit and their first single a huge hit, he was persuaded to rejoin the band.  They would go on to release two more albums but had disbanded for good in 1975 before their third album was even released.  For their all too short career, Stealers Wheel released three studio albums, three compilation albums (oh, the power and glory of having a hit record), and five singles.  The members of the band not including Rafferty and Egan reformed in 2008, but the ills that plagued them the first time around were still present, and the reunited band did not even last the year.

Fun Fact:  The name Stealers Wheel is a play on words of a sort.  The band hails from Sheffield, at one time a city noted for its steelmaking (especially for cutlery) plants, and a steelers wheel is an abrasive tool used for polishing steel.

"Stuck in the Middle with You" was released in 1973 from their debut album, the ingeniously named Stealers WheelThe single would reach #6 (with a bullet!) on the Billboard Hot 100, #8 on the U.K. Singles Chart, and #2 in Canada (so many cool kids in the Great White North!).  The album peaked at #50 on the Billboard 200, and I have no idea what it did in the U.K. or Canada because the Wikipedia entry did a shit job of telling me. So there.

"Stuck in the Middle with You" deals with Rafferty's aforementioned aversion to fame and its trappings, as it describes his discomfort (the lyrics make me think alcohol and/or drugs may have been involved as well) at being at a record label function and the attendant bullshit that comes with it.  The band has said it was going for a paranoid Dylanesque sound...and as I noted above, they most certainly nailed it, especially with Rafferty's vocals.  The song features a nice acoustic guitar opening, followed by a funky bass line leading up to the vocals, and spread throughout is a slithering electric guitar that mimics the nausea Rafferty very likely felt.  The band makes liberal use of an emaycee fave, handclaps, and as I listened throughout this past week, I was surprised by how big of a role the rhythm section--bass, drums, handclaps--played in making this tune a lot funkier than one would expect from a Scottish folk band.  You probably had to be there, but this is another fine example of all the excellent pop tunes the 1970's offered to those of us who were lucky enough to live and listen through that wonderful decade.

[Props to me for getting this far without the obligatory mention that "Stuck in the Middle with You" was the song Michael Madsen--Mr. Blonde--danced to in the cop torture scene in Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs.]

Lyric Sheet:  "Trying to make some sense of it all/But I can see it makes no sense at all/Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?/Well, I don't think I can take anymore..."

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Remember this when the entire Trump family pleads the Fifth again and again


 

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Hillary, all out of fucks left to give

Who could have ever guessed that the Chinese would outsmart Donald Chump?


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Donald and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week


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The only place they were popular was Fox News


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Saturday, February 19, 2022

Maybe he can toss someone's salad while he's there


 

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The Pedophile Party


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Pretty sure that the semi-literate psychopath still couldn't understand it


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Another episode of the poor getting fucked over by the rich


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Punching the fascists


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Friday, February 18, 2022

So much for Family Values...


 

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I'd wish I was blind


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Republican men have always been wimps


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Ask their corporate overlords


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Don't believe the hype: Michele Tafoya is just another republican racist


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Thursday, February 17, 2022

Apparently the "Christ" in Christian is optional for republicans


 

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Why is CNN calling these morons "medical experts"?


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Too stupid to keep it secret


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Might as well rename itself the Ku Klux Klan Party


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Canada's version of Kristallnacht?


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Wednesday, February 16, 2022

One good way to fight book banning


 

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This is exactly the America republicans want--of the fascists, by the fascist, for the fascists


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And Time Magazine named its founder Person of the Year


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Trump supporters--the gift that keeps on giving


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Let your Ram Ranch rock


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Tuesday, February 15, 2022

Another good reason for court packing


 

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Documenting a criminal


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Because deep down they're Nazis?


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And the more the merrier!


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With her for a teacher, her kids ought to be a special kind of stupid


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Monday, February 14, 2022

He should--we're much better people


 

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Make sure you drag it out for a few years, Marjorie


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This is what passes for courage in the republican party in the age of Trump


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Where domestic terrorists come home to roost: the republican party


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Maybe they're having an affair and Russia has pictures?


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Sunday, February 13, 2022

Why not the best (that means you!)?


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Sound advice from a man who knows


 

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Intelligence has never been republicans' strong suit


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Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCCLXXI--The Statler Brothers: Flowers on the Wall

 My introduction to this week's tune came, surprisingly enough, from a Kurt Vonnegut essay in his book Palm SundayVonnegut's piece (he considered the song poetry and related how it reflected his life at that point in time) caused me to seek it out and give it a listen.  While the song didn't have quite the effect on me it had on Vonnegut (he'd just gone through a divorce from his first wife and felt the song accurately portrayed the end of his usefulness...about which I'm sure Vonnegut changed his mind after his second marriage), I did come to love it and appreciate its take on the newly divorced man....

The Statler Brothers got their start in the mid-fifties singing Gospel Music before catching a humongous break in 1964 when they became the opening act (and backing vocals) for Johnny Cash.  They would remain with Cash (though recording their own material) through the mid-seventies before amicably parting and taking their career to another level in the Country Music world.  They would have a number of hits through the seventies and eighties, culminating in their own weekly variety show (the cleverly named The Statler Brothers Show) on TNN for seven years from 1991-98.  Like Jo Stafford a few weeks back, the Statlers became known for incorporating comedy in their act and became a popular touring band.  For their career, the Statler Brothers released 38 studio albums and 96 singles (and had four #1 hits on the Country singles chart).  The Statlers won three Grammy Awards, and have been inducted into both the Country Music Hall of Fame and the Gospel Hall of Fame.  The Statler Brothers had a farewell tour in 2002 before retiring that same year.

Fun Fact:  While Harold and Don Reid were brothers, Phil Balsley and Lew Dewitt were not, and none of them had the name Statler.  The band was actually named after a brand of tissue that was in a hotel room in which they were staying.  The Statlers would joke in later years that they just as easily could have been named the "Kleenex Brothers."

"Flowers on the Wall," released in 1965, was the first single from the Statlers first album, the aptly named Flowers on the WallThe single would reach #2 on the Hot Country Songs chart, and #4 (with a bullet!) on the Billboard Hot 100.  The album peaked at #10 on the country album chart, but only reached #125 on the Billboard 200.

"Flowers on the Wall" is the story of a recently single man who is mustering all the bravado (and self-deprecation) he can muster to convince his friends (and himself) that his life is going swimmingly without his lady love.  The song is delivered with a jaunty melody (and plenty of an emaycee fave, the banjo), and the Statlers make the most of their respective voices (lead, tenor, baritone, and bass).  As I've noted a time or two here, it takes some talent to perform a song that has all the earmarks of being a novelty hit and not let it become one, and the Statlers do it with aplomb on this one.  "Flowers on the Wall" is another featured tune that might not be for everyone (especially if you're not a fan of Country Music), but it's definitely one of Country's all-time great tunes, and another in a long line of poignant songs about the end of a relationship that capture its sorrow and heartache with grace and great care.

Lyric Sheet:  "Counting flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all/Playing solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one/Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo/Now don't tell me I've nothing to do..."

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The face of cowardice


 

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Silence is deadly


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A short slippery slope to fascism


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The only American Donald Trump ever cared about is Donald Trump


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From Fox News to the radical right, it's all about the Nazism


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Saturday, February 12, 2022

It's price gouging, plain and simple


 

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You can either be an American or you can be a Trump supporter, but not both


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They don't want a President, they want a dictator


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This is fascism at work


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Even better, fast track driverless trucks


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Friday, February 11, 2022

In words and deeds, he is


 

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Words of warning from a man who's been there


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More proof that once kids are out of the womb, republicans couldn't care less about them


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Always follow the money


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Most republicans would encourage another Holocaust


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Thursday, February 10, 2022

And their deaths are only making rich men richer


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Chickenshits is more like it

 


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History will not be kind to Mike Pence


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And they ALL should go to prison


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Read it and weep


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Nothing more than a raging madman


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Wednesday, February 9, 2022

Pay very close attention


 

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For all you naysayers, this result is entirely possible


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Biden is rockin' the (White) House


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DeSantis is America's Hitler in waiting


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