Five months in office and President Biden hasn't tried to nuke a hurricane yet. It's like he's not even fighting climate change.
— I Smoked Trump Org Criminal Charges (@BlackKnight10k) June 21, 2021
Wednesday, June 30, 2021
Isn't it nice to have a President with a brain in the White House?
Tuesday, June 29, 2021
A.K.A. Racism for morons
When you don’t want to teach kids about slavery but want to preserve confederate monuments, that’s called hypocritical race theory.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 21, 2021
Boom goes the dynamite...
A Trump rally is like an explosion at a moron factory.#TrumpRally
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) June 26, 2021
Monday, June 28, 2021
Diminished returns
Exclusive: We sent @waltermasterson to yesterday’s Trump rally in Ohio, and he spotted bored MAGAs leaving in droves during the speech. More to come. pic.twitter.com/yvbTNunZ0B
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) June 27, 2021
The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
Pres. Biden’s response to employers facing worker shortages? ‘Pay them more’ pic.twitter.com/BCTj0jm7Zj
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) June 26, 2021
Sunday, June 27, 2021
Their stupidity knows no bounds
Spongebob--smarter than Laura Ingraham |
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCCXXXVIII--Oasis: Some Might Say
Saturday, June 26, 2021
They could be royals...
The ideal republican President |
Monday, June 21, 2021
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCCXXXVII--A.C. Newman: Drink to Me, Babe, Then
Sunday, June 20, 2021
Other gods
Surprise, surprise--Democrats are the true patriots |
Someday someone is going to have to explain to me how a party that screams righteously about its patriotism and sings to the heavens about putting American first can be so beholden to leaders who aren't American and couldn't care less about Americans or our nation's well-being.
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
Especially if you're looking for dignity in the Catholic Church |
Oh, here's a surprise--the Catholic Church in America is making a pathetic spectacle of itself once again--apparently they can sink below being Perverts 'r' Us . Seems American Catholic Bishops voted overwhelmingly this week to rebuke Catholic politicians (read Joe Biden) for receiving communion while supporting abortion rights.
Fast food education
This is the result of shit wages and shit working conditions |
Digby postulates that part and parcel of republicans' war on Critical Race Theory is their continued drive to destroy teachers' unions and turn public education into a network of right wing indoctrination centers (as if the mental defectives who make up the republican base are people the rest of the country wants to emulate...).
Saturday, June 19, 2021
Back to the future
To republicans, the good old days |
Friday, June 18, 2021
Oh, what a tangled web we weave...
A memoir that made millions of dollars... |
One of the best perks of being President of the United States is that when their term in office is over they can write their memoirs, for which publishers will give former Presidents a seven figure advance and sales of which usually result in seven or eight figure royalties being paid. Every President since at least Richard Nixon (yes, even that piece of shit made a mint writing about his Presidency) has made a handsome sum from detailing their time in office.
Thumbs up!
A stellar piece of strategy... |
Thursday, June 17, 2021
The blood of 616,422 dead Americans is on McConnell's hands
In lots of ways, including it tangibly helped Trump in 2016, leading to hundreds of thousands of dead Americans and a violent insurrection. Truly stuff to be proud of ! https://t.co/kiYSNeECdi
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) June 14, 2021
President Obama 3, republicans 0
Imperfect, but still a great accomplishment |
Allowing 31 million Americans (my family included) to breathe a sigh of relief, the Supreme Court today upheld the Affordable Care Act (or Obamacare, as I prefer to call it just to piss off republicans) for the third time. The final tally was Great Democratic Program 7, republican pinheads 2.
Tuesday, June 15, 2021
Everything you need to know about the republican party, in one tweet
For every Texan who is currently being advised to not wash your clothes or use your oven, remember this: Texas Republicans just spent the legislative session restricting abortion access and allowing permitless carry, but passed NOTHING that would immediately help end blackouts.
— Parker Butler (@parkerbutler10) June 15, 2021
Monday, June 14, 2021
Seen enough of the status quo already, thanks
Bipartisanship--a nice word used to fuck us |
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCCXXXVI--The Nails: 88 Lines About 44 Women
Thursday, June 10, 2021
What's going on...
Wednesday, June 9, 2021
You've got to fight to make what's right
Take that, you republican traitors... |
- Realize that the midterms start...today.
- Have Biden pass as much as he can by executive order.
- Set up a commission to investigate republican involvement in the January 6th insurrection. Fuck bipartisanship--republicans got zero Democratic votes for their one accomplishment under Trump (their very unpopular tax bill for the rich), and no one gave a fuck.
- Make sure said commission runs through as much of next year as possible, to keep reminding Democrats and Independents how horrible Donald Trump truly was. The commission's final report right before the November 2022 elections would be perfect.
- Remind Americans again and again that only Democrats voted for the COVID relief bill, stressing that republicans didn't vote for it just to spite Joe Biden. Stress again and again that we are the only party that will help their pocketbooks and their family's financial future. When republicans scream "Socialism!" we scream back "Social Security! Medicare! Obamacare! $1400 Checks!"
- Feature a fat, aging, decaying Donald Trump in as many ads as we can, reminding Americans again and again of the 600,000 dead friends and neighbors and the collapsed economy both of which were the result of Trump's incompetence. The worthless mother fucker engendered unprecedented Democratic enthusiasm in 2020 (81 million votes!), and fear of his gold bricking ass getting back to the White House should be all the motivation our voters need.
A republic, if we can keep it
The only way Trump wins: cheat |
If you need any motivation to support and vote for Democratic candidates in the 2022 midterm elections, keep this in mind: the only way Trump runs again in 2024 is if republicans win control of the U.S. House of Representatives. He will not run again and take the chance that he will lose once more to Joe Biden (and he would--for all Trump's talk about getting 74 million votes, there was a reason Joe Biden got 81 million votes: namely that Trump was a horrible President). If republicans take control of the House they won't certify the results and will throw the race to Trump, regardless of how bad he gets beat in the 2024 Presidential election.
Tuesday, June 8, 2021
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCCXXXV--The Beatles: Abbey Road (Album)
Sunday, June 6, 2021
The social (media) leper
Trump would never be able to figure out the knobs |
Donald Trump's social media changing blog died a quick death, lasting a measly 29 days because Trump shut it down in anger over its lack of readers. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, that a blog written by a man with the intelligence and attention span of a fifth grader didn't appeal to his legion of fans who have the intelligence and attention span of third graders.
If you can use a little good news...
Let's dance! |
Saturday, June 5, 2021
Star of Dunder(heads)
These people actually suffered, unlike anti-maskers |
Note to the nitwits who have been comparing mask wearing to Jews being forced to wear the Star of David in Nazi Germany: if you're going to compare an act to one which resulted in the death of six million human beings...maybe, just maybe, that act should be at least as horrific as the one which resulted in the death of six million people.
The dog(shit) days of August
The man who would be (a delusional) king |
News this week that Donald Trump is telling insiders that he's going to be reinstated to the Presidency this August--information which was fed to him by noted political scientist Mike Lindell, the My Pillow moron--is more than enough to tell us that he has absolutely no business being anywhere near our politics, let alone the Presidency.
Thursday, June 3, 2021
Fascism never dies
Never stop fighting till the fight is done... |
I came across a protest song by Paolo Nutini called "Iron Sky," wherein Nutini splices in a speech from Charlie Chaplin's seminal 1940 film (I say "seminal" like I'm some sort of film auteur and I've never actually seen it) The Great Dictator (the film is a denunciation of fascism and its denizens), and as I listened to it I was amazed at how much the words applied today, eighty years down the road when fascism is raising its ugly head not in Europe, but here in our very own United States. To wit:
Wednesday, June 2, 2021
Faux News, faux problem
Never too early to teach tolerance |
At a time when our nation is still trying to open our economy and keep our citizens safe from the coronavirus pandemic, figure out how to improve our infrastructure so we can keep pace with our greatest economic threat in China, and create good jobs for the poor and middle class, this is what Fox News is worried about: Legos.
White hoods, burning crosses, and the filibuster
This isn't America and neither is the filibuster |
Digby ran a great piece this week wherein she featured a historian showing the historical proof that the filibuster is, and always has been, a racist tactic. Frankly, it's no different a racist symbol in American history than white hoods, burning crosses, southern states that seceded, and the republican party since Nixon began their southern strategy.
Tuesday, June 1, 2021
The true saviors
Like a bridge over troubled water, Democrats will ease your mind |
The research firm PRRI did a study concerning QAnon and its adherents' beliefs. While much attention--and not without reason--has been paid to the almost one-fourth of republicans who believe QAnon's central tenet that the U.S. is run by "a group of Satan worshiping pedophiles," the part of their study I find most disturbing is that nearly 30% of republicans believe that "...things have gotten so far off track, true American patriots may have to resort to violence in order to save our country."
The monster's disciples
Trump's followers |
- Washington Wizards star Russell Westbrook had popcorn thrown at him by a fan during last Wednesday's game against the Philadelphia 76ers.
- Atlanta Hawks star Trae Young was spit at by a fan, also last Wednesday, during his team's game with the New York Knicks.
- Memphis Grizzlies star Ja Morant's family was accosted (allegedly of a racist nature) by three fans during their game with the Utah Jazz, again last Wednesday.
- Just to prove there wasn't something in the air just last Wednesday, on Sunday Brooklyn Nets star Kyrie Irving had a bottle thrown at him by a fan.