Jesus, what a fucking idiot

Apparently jealous because of the recounts being proposed in a number of states that are taking attention away from his fragile ego, Donald Trump took to Twitter this weekend to claim he actually won the popular vote because of the many, many people who voted illegally in New Hampshire, Virginia, and California.

Idiot alert!  To wit:

• New Hampshire ranks 41st in the U.S. in total population--approximately 700,000 voters were cast there in November of which Hillary Clinton got slightly less than half, so unless virtually every single fucking Democrat voted illegally, it really wouldn't have made a shit's worth of difference in the 2.2 million votes Donald Trump is currently losing by.
• Even if you take away the fact that Tim Kaine is very popular in Virginia and went a long way toward ensuring Hillary Clinton's victory there, it's the same as New Hampshire--the number of Democratic votes that were illegal would have to have been in 30-40% range to really make much of a difference and that's really stretching it even for a republican moron.
• And last but not least, California...Hello!  McFly!  Jesus H. Christ, California might be the bluest state in the union and has given the Democratic candidate nearly sixty percent of its vote in the last three elections.  It's akin to Democrats claiming the vote was rigged in fucking Alabama.

Trump should have stuck to states like Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania--oops, guess he doesn't really want to go there either...

Fuck Donald Trump,

emaycee