Can you hear me now?

Apparently, only if you say them really LOUD

 Charlatan televangelist Jim Bakker said recently that God doesn't hear prayers through a mask.

There's two ways of looking at this.  First, if God really can't hear prayers through a mask, he's a pretty fucking lame God.  For fuck's sake, I can hear people talking through a mask and I'm a mere mortal.

The second would be a relief to all those who pray either quietly or in their heads as it could easily explain why God hears so few of his faithful's prayers.

There may be a third, though--maybe Jim Bakker is just a fucking idiot?  Occam's razor--the solution with the fewest assumptions (i.e., pretty obvious that Jim Bakker is a fucking idiot) is usually right.

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Peace,

emaycee