Now I got a job, but it don't pay

With their record on job creation about as sterling as a charcoal briquet, republicans are turning to their age old bullshit:  there's plenty of jobs out there, but no one can pass a drug test and those lavish unemployment benefits are keeping people from taking a job.  Why, they're saying, all sorts of businesses are having these problems.  Setting aside the facts that a) drugs cost money, and b) unemployment benefits are finite, here is a lesson in employment economics:

I have a "friend" who has been unemployed for some time now.  Said friend has never used drugs (doesn't drink, either) and unemployment benefits ended a couple of years ago.  My friend has given up on finding a full-time job (wise decision, they're just not offering those jobs anymore) and decided to look into a part-time position with several nearby retailers (all of which are nationally known).  My friend found that the only jobs available average fifteen to twenty hours a week, and that an open availability was required.  My friend has one child and a spouse who works in retail, as well.  The numbers for one week:

           Michigan minimum wage ($7.40) x 20 hours:          $148.00
           Taxes (conservatively @ 20%):                             -$29.60      
           Gas expense (again conservatively):                        -$15.00
           Child care expense (10 hours at $5 an hour):          -$50.00
           Net pay:                                                                  $53.40

Keep in mind that I figured my friend could get some hours when the child was at school/the spouse wasn't scheduled.  If that didn't happen, my friend would fucking lose money if you add the half-hour travel time per scheduled day.  As is, this comes to roughly $2600 a year--and for that my friend has to work nights, weekends, holidays, swallow customers bullshit, swallow management's bullshit, entrust the child's care to strangers, and receive zero benefits..all for what is effectively $2.50 an hour. It's often said that part-time minimum wage jobs are good for students, but if our national merchants had to run their stores with nothing other than students working for spending money they'd be out of business in a few weeks.  Frankly, these comapnies are run by people like my friend, but absent a living wage, it's easy to see why so many of them are saying fuck you and staying home.

One of the great early lessons my parents taught me and my siblings was that in this world, you get what you pay for.  I'm not the slightest bit surprised that many businesses are having trouble finding candidates to fill all their open positions--when you pay next to nothing, you get next to nothing.

My hunch is that the ignorant mavens who run our businesses don't care either.  They'll just make everybody who is working for them work harder to make up for the lack of help.

After all, masters can do that with slaves.

Peace,
emaycee