How many more bozos can fit on this bus?

It's a great day to be alive...and a Democrat.

Say what you will about Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, and Marco Rubio (none of whom will be the next President of the United States) but at least all of them have won elections to the U. S. Senate.  The latest two to join the republican race to get crushed by Hillary Clinton in the Presidential election of 2016 stand out quite a bit because neither of them has done much of anything to be considered a viable candidate for the republican nomination--unless you consider failing miserably or being cuckoo for cocoa puffs two solid qualities for a U. S. President.

The first to declare today was Carly Fiorina, former CEO of Hewlett-Packard, best known for failing as their CEO and being one of the few republicans to get crushed (by Sen. Barbara Boxer) in the republican wave of 2010 (she lost by double digits).  Her big claim is that she is the one candidate who can look good criticizing Hillary Clinton because she's a woman, too.  Unfortunately, Fiorina is just as anti-woman as any other republican and there's a better chance that President emaycee will be taking the oath of office in January of 2017 than there is that Fiorina will be doing anything other than watching Secretary Clinton take the oath on television on that same date.

The second was former neurosurgeon Ben Carson, who, for lack of a better term, is fucking nuts.  Carson's claim to fame is that he compared Obamacare to slavery--because so many people who didn't sign up were whipped or had appendages chopped off.  Other than that he appears a lot on Fox News, I can think of no other reason Carson is in the race.  On the bright side, if Carson ever says, "You know, running for President isn't neurosurgery" he'll be the only person in the race who really knows it isn't neurosurgery....

The only way either of these two dodos get anywhere near the oval office is if the Clinton Administration hires them to paint its walls.

Peace,
emaycee