Tuesday, May 12, 2015

From the No Shit Sherlock Files

Rick Snyder, our not so courageous nor very successful governor this week became only the second republican politician (Willard Romney being the other) to announce he would not be seeking the party's nomination for the Presidency in 2016.

Considering that the record he would be running on would be bad jobs, bad roads, and bad policy (rape insurance, right to work for less) and that Snyder has all the charisma of a sandy piece of driftwood, this really isn't all that surprising.

In fairness, though, none of the other candidates has much to offer, either:

Ted Cruz--Let's turn America into a theocracy
Rand Paul--Let's pretend we're not racists
Marco Rubio--Anybody got a bottle of water?
Ben Carson--I'm fucking nuts
Carly Fiorina--I failed at business and I can fail at government, too
Mike Huckabee--Let's keep hatin' on the gays

And never is heard a discouraging word....

Peace,
emaycee


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