Saturday, June 30, 2012

Saturday in the park

A sampling, two days into the SCOTUS decision on Obamacare:

  • John Roberts was strung out on epilepsy medicine.
  • President Obama is the moral equivalent of Hugo Chavez
  • Rep. Mike Pence of Indiana compares the SCOTUS decision to 9/11.
  • Sen. Rand Paul (and how fucked up are they in Kentucky that they gave this idiot six years in office?) says the Supreme Court isn't the arbiter of what's constitutional.
  • Gov. Bobby Jindal (supposedly a "serious" player in 2016--guffaw, guffaw--should Willard lose) says the ruling means the guv'mint could make us eat tofu.
  • A New Hampshire Antoinette leader hopes the five Justices who voted to uphold get colon cancer (what they hell good would that do?  they've all already have great health insurance).
  • An Antoinette leader in Mississippi calls for open rebellion (so did a Michigan republican, but I'm not linking it because the republicans have already embarrassed the state enough this summer).

As schizoid, bonkers, inane, idiotic, and mind-boggling as the above points are, they will be a classical concert in the county park compared to how far out into space republicans are going to go this November if President Obama wins re-election.  And judging from the numbers at 538, that's looking--though it's still early--more likely by the day.

Yes, indeed, we might have quite the show this November--we could call it "The Poorest Losers."

Peace,
emaycee

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