Putin's bitch slapped baby

Vladdie and Donnie, now on tour...

So...after a weekend in which Donald Trump hides in the dark in the White House Bunker from protesters carrying, um, water bottles, Trump gets a call from Vladimir Putin and decides to have a conference call with all fifty governors in which he tells them that said governors of all fifty states need to suddenly turn into Gen. George Patton and repel the peaceful protesters with the utmost force post haste.

Trump himself doesn't have the time, mind you, because old blood and guts needs to walk across the street from the White House and hold up a bible in front of a church that teaches its parishioners to be everything that Trump is not, to prove, I suppose, that he's too stupid to read because it turns out he's holding the bible upside fucking down for his photo op.

There will be history books written for generations trying to explain how Americans could have ever elected such a buffoon, whose incompetence literally knows no bounds.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee