Minimum Rage

When Michelle Bachmann isn't busy claiming John Quincy Adams is a founding father, it seems another of her crusades is to end the minimum wage.

Ahem.

Can I just personally state if, for some odd ass reason, a national case of batshit insane overcomes America and Ms. Bachmann does get elected President and abolishes the minimum wage, that I will personally go to Washington, D.C. and kick her ass back to 1910.  For fuck's sake, I've been in retail for almost 30 years and it's not hard enough to motivate people for a nonliving wage of seven bucks and some change an hour, and she wants me to motivate them for even less?  Note for any other idiot who thinks this is a good idea:  think the service at your local shops is shitty now?  Try paying those workers less--they'll probably be flicking picked boogers at you.

Christ Almighty--American idiots, indeed.

Peace,
emaycee