Thursday, March 11, 2021

Captain Poindexter really fucks up

Endemic to republicans...

 Hoo-boy, just when you think garden variety republicans can't get any stupider they manage to prove you wrong.  Stewart Allen Clark, a pastor at Malden First General Baptist Church in Missouri, this week urged the women in his congregation to lose a little weight and gussie themselves up for their husbands so they can be more of a trophy wife like Melania Trump.  And just to make sure that he came across as a complete pig, he suggested that most wives probably can't be like Melania, but at least they can be "participation trophies".

In an announcement as shocking as the facts that water is wet and the sky is blue, his church later announced he had been placed on leave and was seeking counseling so that he might be able to go home to his wife again.  Maybe.

Is there any wonder that so many republican men's best chance at a fulfilling sexual relationship lies at the end of their own wrists?

Daily Reminder:  Zero Republicans Voted for the COVID-19 Stimulus Package

Peace,
emaycee

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