Sunday, January 31, 2016

Wrong!

For shits and grins (and it'll probably be a lot more shits than grins) here's my fearless forecast for tomorrow night's Iowa Caucus:

Democrats

Hillary Clinton wins a squeaker over Bernie Sanders.  O'Malley is out of the race before the week is over.

Republicans

Donald Trump wins a close one over Ted Cruz.  Marco Rubio finishes third.  Jeb! Bush stays in the race waiting for South Carolina to put the final nail in his coffin.  Christie and Kasich have put all their chips in the pot for New Hampshire so they live to fight another week.  Fiorina stays in because the big money boys want a woman to stay in the race to bash Hillary because somehow in their small little minds that makes it seem fairer to the rest of America.  Carson fights another week because he's delusional.  Huckabee, Santorum, Paul, and Gilmore pull the plugs on their comatose campaigns.

Just remember when your preferred candidate does much better than my prediction you know who to thank....

Peace,
emaycee

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