Mr. Delusional

Of all the Presidential candidates running for their party's nomination in 2016, the most delusional has got to be Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, who announced his candidacy for the Presidency today.

Don't get me wrong--there are many candidates who have no chance to win (yes, you Rick Santorum..er, Donald Trump) or are more likely (however unlikely) running for the Vice Presidency (see also, George Pataki, Carly Fiorina).  Santorum, Trump, and Ben Carson are in it for the money.  Pataki and Fiorina are hoping for a miracle.  Rick Perry just wants a little redemption (and good luck with that, sir).  But Jindal?  You get the feeling he really thinks he can be the next President.

Yup.

Never mind the fact that his governorship has been a disaster for Louisiana.  Never mind the fact that Jindal has the lowest approval ratings of any Governor in America.  Never mind that he has all the charisma of a white wall.  Hell, never mind that Jindal gets down on his hands and knees every night and gives thanks for Marco Rubio's disastrous State of the Union response in 2013 so just maybe America will forget that in his own response in 2009 Jindal was as stiff as three week old roadkill.

Nope, Jindal still believes the bygone hype and thinks if he kisses enough republican base ass he can be our next President.  But so, too, could Homer Simpson--if only he wasn't a cartoon buffoon.

Sort of like Bobby Jindal.

Peace,
emaycee