The lucky taxpayers of New Jersey found out today that the $1 million dollars they spent on Chris Christie's internal investigation was used by Christie's hand-picked lawyers to announce that they had exonerated Gov. Christie of any wrongdoing in the Bridgegate scandal. It actually was perpetrated by his staffers' love lives and the mayor of Hoboken yawning.
This announcement was about as surprising as had they stood before the good people of New Jersey and announced that Antarctica was fucking cold.
Whoever it was said that fiction pales in comparison to reality was a wise, wise person--because you just can't make shit like this up.
Peace,
emaycee
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