Thursday, May 25, 2017

A friend of the devil

Could it be...Satan?

Former Colorado state legislator and preacher Gordon Klingenschmitt stated in a recent broadcast that the Democratic Party requires its members to be "demon-possessed" and to "serve the devil."

Which probably comes as a great surprise to a) our religious members whom I'm guessing pray to their God often, and b) our atheistic members because you know if we don't believe in a mysterious being in the sky who does magic tricks we're certainly going to believe in a mysterious being who lives below the earth in a fiery pit and does magic tricks.

You know what's really frightening?  That enough people supported this idiot to put him into Colorado's state legislature:  you have to be a special kind of stupid to believe the shit he's slinging.

And on those nights when you're tossing and turning at 4:00 am and wondering exactly how in the hell we ended up with Donald Trump as President...folks like Gordon Klingenschmitt are probably the answer.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

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