Lessons from the motor city

Dear Sen. Reid,

    It is my understanding that during a particularly heated discussion with Speaker of the House Boehner during the fiscal curb negotiations, Rep. Boehner told you to "Go fuck yourself."  Your reponse was reported to be, "What are you talking about?"  Speaker Boehner, perhaps thinking you had not heard him correctly, repeated his curse.

     As you are a Mormon, it is possible that you are not familiar with how to respond to such an insult as the one Speaker Boehner hurled at you.  As I am from the Greater Metro Detroit area, let me school you:  the correct response is not, repeat not, "What are you talking about?", but  rather, "Blow it out your ass, mother fucker!"

     I hope this helps you in your future dealings with Speaker Boehner.

Peace,
emaycee