I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Donald Trump is not above the law and must be prosecuted for his crimes like a common criminal.https://t.co/qInuavwiX3
— Bill Pascrell, Jr. (@PascrellforNJ) September 28, 2021
Thursday, September 30, 2021
Lock. Him. Up.
When incompetence is your strong suit
Lauren Boebert misspelled the word "impeach" today as "imeach." In March she misspelled her own last name. Lol. https://t.co/HZ1pl0L1v6
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) September 24, 2021
Mitch McConnell is a worthless piece of shit--but you knew that
"I have been very clear: We are motherfuckers. But Democrats just keep bringing mothers in here and acting shocked when we fuck them. It's what we do because we're motherfuckers. It's right there in the word. I don't know why you'd expect anything else." https://t.co/Ofuyh0Y3b5
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) September 24, 2021
Utter pigs, the lot of them
— Java (@konabeans2) September 29, 2021
Wednesday, September 29, 2021
Bitch slap alert!
Attention: Clean up on aisle 45 https://t.co/CpalAdbTJ8
— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) September 27, 2021
The New York Times is a joke
Journalism scandal: the @nytimes stole this "breaking" story originally featured in NO SHIT SHERLOCK magazine, also didn't cite research work done by https://t.co/lVvNkYB5jL, and failed to attribute the military intelligence provided by CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. https://t.co/MAqtG2Mg8l
— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) September 22, 2021
When gullibility is your strong suit
Breitbart News is claiming that Democrats are using reverse psychology when they tell Republicans to get vaccinated so they will refuse and die of COVID-19.
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) September 21, 2021
The only response I have to that is this:
Republicans, get vaccinated.
A better comparison would be pedophiles
no, vampires are cool and live for a long time https://t.co/RyWGmkf14G
— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) September 19, 2021
Tuesday, September 28, 2021
Let it all fall down
Do not underestimate our anger |
Post card
Retweet if you agree Trump is the biggest loser in history #TrumpTheLoser pic.twitter.com/FG3LgcvTE9
— MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) September 25, 2021
People Who Refuse the COVID-19 Vaccine Are Why Our Lives Can't Return to Normal
Fair warning
His goal is to destroy the country. His ego cannot handle the fact that he is a loser and he will do everything in his power to burn the country to the ground in retaliation. The GQP and our enemies abroad are happy to help. It’s sedition. Plain and simple. Arrest him now. https://t.co/3vcRJonnkI
— MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) September 25, 2021
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you
wow hard to believe https://t.co/BFk9Dgcro0
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) September 24, 2021
Monday, September 27, 2021
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCCLI--Judy Collins: Send in the Clowns
Back to the future
Mene, mene, tekel, peres... |
I try--but don't always necessarily succeed--to not be alarmist in my blog posts. Oftentimes in the world of politics, our worst fears are not realized, and just as often, do not reach levels that are more than just worrisome. This is not one of those times.
Occupying their brains
To the chatterbox who spilled the beans on our secret plot to make the MAGA cult too ignorant to take the vaccine and, thereby, make for fewer Trumpy voters:
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) September 19, 2021
I’d like a word about the unattractiveness of spoiling other people’s fun.
Because she can see it from her house?
Sarah Palin explains why she has resisted getting vaccinated https://t.co/gRxmIs65gn pic.twitter.com/zLW78haw2X
— The Hill (@thehill) September 18, 2021
Davy Crockofshit
🎶 Born in a porta john in Tennessee
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) September 19, 2021
Covered in bear shit and MAGA pee
Raised on Mt. Dew and rolls of Spree
Kilt him a baby deer when he was only three…
Davy, Davy Qrackhead, spawn of the crazies’ frontier 🎶 pic.twitter.com/AQrFBZ6fvl
And republicans are happily drowning in a sea of it
Ignorance isn’t bliss. It’s deadly.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) September 19, 2021
Sunday, September 26, 2021
Too funny
I got chains, chains upon my feet...
Legal experts with the Brookings Institute have published a 107-page detailed analysis of the potential criminal investigation Trump faces in Fulton County linked to his personal efforts to overturn the state’s election results. https://t.co/gGVnNrcdr6
— Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) September 24, 2021
This is how we punch back
Texas GOP website down after Anonymous hack and replaced by Planned Parenthood fundraiser https://t.co/tYObMuTQ7P #SmartNews
— Janice Jhana Elks🇺🇸 (@OMAHAGEMGIRL) September 13, 2021
Karma kicks ass
the "you lost, get over it" crowd from 2016 has now entered their tenth consecutive month of not getting over losing in 2020
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 20, 2021
Saturday, September 25, 2021
Lenin must be smiling from beyond the grave
Interesting! McConnell and Ron/Rand Paul aides indicted for conspiring to funnel foreign money from a Russian national to Trump in 2016 https://t.co/sFw7LD0J3w
— Olga Lautman (@OlgaNYC1211) September 20, 2021
In other words, "Fuck you, Donnie"
Psaki: We don’t get regular outreach from the former president or his team… The President has already concluded that it would not be appropriate to assert executive privilege… pic.twitter.com/jSHpw9Kl0a
— Acyn (@Acyn) September 24, 2021
Even more losing for the loser
#BREAKING: Audit report affirms President Biden beat former President Trump, as Maricopa County said in November.
— azcentral (@azcentral) September 24, 2021
Early versions of the Arizona audit report include results that show Trump lost by a wider margin than the county's official election results.https://t.co/AMs48E3pee
Friday, September 24, 2021
Hell is for the gutless
Because the Cabinet didn’t do their job and remove Trump under the 25th Amendment—as Duty To Warn implored them to do—Milley had to contend with a “manic” commander in chief and protect us from both a coup and nuclear war.
— Duty To Warn 🔉 (@duty2warn) September 15, 2021
In other words, bad journalism
Every "Be nice to racists" or "stop scoffing anti-vax people filling hospitals" article can just be read as a personal essay about the writer being sad and conflicted about their shitty loved ones+
— Encyclopedia Frown 😾 (@ItsTheBrandi) September 7, 2021
Gargle, gargle
Joe Biden could mandate not drinking acid and we would be done with this whole thing by dinner time.
— Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer_) September 13, 2021
Thursday, September 23, 2021
Projection 101
Republicans threatened that voting Biden could turn America into some sort of 'Communist Russia'.
— Stu Cameron (@stucam7771) September 3, 2021
Then they pass a law encouraging people to spy on and report their neighbors to the authorities, which they really did in Communist Russia...
Oh, my God, the stupid, it burns!
Gavin Newsom is winning the recall by a two to one margin. Here’s why that’s bad for Democrats. pic.twitter.com/EFABgLmwvS
— California Dem™️ (@moonbeamvotes) September 11, 2021
A pair of swollen balls
BREAKING: Responding to controversy, Nicki Minaj releases photo of the swollen testicles pic.twitter.com/JgThl25YGW
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) September 16, 2021
He's so good at losing
Donald Trump is the first person to ever lose a protest rally.
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) September 18, 2021
Wednesday, September 22, 2021
Reaping what they've sown
Your vote, your choice |
They shall become death
Red states during the next pandemic |
- The world was statistically lucky that it went a hundred years in between the 1918 Flu Pandemic and the COVID-19 pandemic without another serious pandemic, considering the growth in globalization.
- As globalization will only grow, the world can expect 3-4 more pandemics between now and the year 2100.
- As horrific as the death toll was for COVID-19, it is nothing compared to the death toll future pandemics could potentially bring--from tens of millions killed to hundreds of millions killed.
A great lesson
Golf balls..
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) September 6, 2021
The best lesson for life.. pic.twitter.com/IPSV7dU1XT
Doctor, doctor, give me the news
A colleague was getting yelled at by a patient’s wife in the ICU to try some untested treatment.
— Medical Axioms 🇺🇸 (@medicalaxioms) September 11, 2021
“Every third grader in America knows you should treat COVID with ivermectin!”
To which she calmly replied “that’s why we don’t let third graders practice medicine.”
Touchdown!
— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) September 5, 2021
What a piece of shit
In the current election cycle, Sen. Joe Manchin has received more campaign donations from the oil, coal and gas industries than any other senator. https://t.co/oQDOX5Pb0k
— OpenSecrets.org (@OpenSecretsDC) September 20, 2021
Tuesday, September 21, 2021
More like the fifteenth century
Dear Texas, It’s kind of hard to pitch yourself as the state for the 21st century economy when you insist on governing like it’s the 19th century.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) September 12, 2021
And the other half would be a lot better off
if president biden declared "breathing" mandatory, half of texas would suffocate itself on purpose
— Erin And A Half Ryan (@morninggloria) September 9, 2021
They're acceptable to me, too
"You'll have to take my gun out of my cold, dead hand!"
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) September 10, 2021
"You'll have to fire me 'cause I ain't taking no vaccine!"
My response is the same: "Your terms are acceptable."
No shit
Love when my tax dollars go to fund modern slave patrols and subhuman meathead racists that get a raging hard on from yelling at black people https://t.co/NkkzAqyIf2
— Jose G. 🇲🇽 (@marty_freudman) September 20, 2021
Monday, September 20, 2021
Nothing up my sleeve...
Republicans think everyone who knows more than they do is trying to trick them, which is why they think everyone is trying to trick them.
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) September 6, 2021
And they need plenty more just like her
Caitlyn Jenner:
— Gabe Sanchez (@iamgabesanchez) September 7, 2021
- let Brad Parscale put her campaign into debt
- joined Big Brother Australia to make some quick cash and lost
- is polling at 1% in the California gubernatorial recall election
Honestly, she sounds like the perfect Republican candidate.
How the fuck does anyone this stupid even figure out how to breathe?
A very real thing that Larry Kudlow just said on Fox Business: "When I say I yearn for the calmness of Donald Trump, I am being serious ..."
— The Recount (@therecount) September 12, 2021
The. Calmness. Of. Donald. Trump. pic.twitter.com/Llqqqp8xyJ
Sunday, September 19, 2021
Fuck around and find out, losers
“Have at it,” President Biden says when asked about challenges to vaccination mandates in court.
— CNN Newsroom (@CNNnewsroom) September 10, 2021
“I’m so disappointed that particularly some of the Republican governors have been so cavalier with the health of these kids.” https://t.co/pPfoXLOCc2 pic.twitter.com/TNzMSxxPHP
Losing is for losers
The fact that the @GavinNewsom’s margin was higher against the recall than his blowout vote for Governor in 2018 should tell folks that the GOP’s position on vaccine requirements is a losing one.
— Neera Tanden (@neeratanden) September 15, 2021
DeSantis = Grandma killer
Florida leads nation in nursing home resident and staff COVID-19 deaths 🤦🏾♂️ https://t.co/gWvBBnvGyG
— Bernard Ashby MD, MPP, FACC (@BAshbyMD) September 16, 2021
Worse than child molesters
That email lady nailed it years ago. Deplorables, the whole basket of em. https://t.co/ZLlDlstMAM
— Tim Fournier (@pepinosuave) September 17, 2021
Saturday, September 18, 2021
This is literally how stupid our mainstream media is
"What would a genuine Round Earth persuasion effort look like? 'It would begin by examining what the Flat Earthers say about their hesitancy to accept the world is round ... by inhabiting their point of view, in other words, honestly and seriously.'" https://t.co/RvhWACxhdY
— T. Greg Doucette (@greg_doucette) September 7, 2021
This close to ending America
CNN's Jamie Gangel reads aloud excerpt from Costa/Woodward book that features Gen. Milley saying he "was certain that Trump had gone into a serious mental decline in the aftermath of the election" and took secret steps to limit his ability to make a military strike after Jan. 6. pic.twitter.com/vKMv8tTo1t
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) September 14, 2021
Pull yourselves up by your own bootstraps
No one is being forced to get vaxxed.
— Stephanie Ruhle (@SRuhle) September 11, 2021
Employers
Schools
Entertainment venues etc…may require vaccines- if you don’t want to comply….STAY HOME
Start your own biz
Home school your kids
Watch tv
You are not being forced to vaxx & you can’t force others to serve you
All my exits are in Texas
When does life begin?
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 5, 2021
When you leave Texas.
Friday, September 17, 2021
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCCL--Jessi Colter: I'm Not Lisa
Quod erat demonstrandum
Biden just saved thousands of (mostly Republican!) lives and accelerated the recovery of the economy. That’s the simple, correct analysis of the mandate. There’s no honest, informed basis for disagreement.
— Will Wilkinson 🌐 (@willwilkinson) September 10, 2021
Verily, verily
holy fucking shit, if you insist on "doing your own research," then build your own fucking ventilator. stop clogging up our hospitals
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) August 31, 2021
DeSantis = Child Killer
Wow. More children in Florida have died of COVID in the month since school started back than died during the first 16 months of the pandemic combined. https://t.co/gdoDwzFAZs
— Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D (@RVAwonk) September 13, 2021
The Shithole State
come to texas, the land of freedom where we banned you from setting health policies for your business and your neighbor can turn you in for $10,000 if he’s suspicious of your miscarriage. we even have electricity some of the time!
— kilgore trout, horse paste suppository (@KT_So_It_Goes) September 2, 2021
Thursday, September 16, 2021
Don't hold your breath
Hey pro-lifers of Texas - it’s your time to shine, sweeties! 29,927 children in foster care in Texas and 3,378 children waiting for adoptive families. I expect to see this number drop dramatically in the next 30 days!
— ᒪᗩᑎᑕᗴ 🏳️🌈 (@LanceUSA70) September 4, 2021
Is that sarcasm I hear?
Welp guess we have to figure out how to do abortion with guns
— Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) September 2, 2021
California should 100% do this
New Rule: if you force a recall and lose, you should have to reimburse the taxpayers for the cost.
— Kurt Bardella (@kurtbardella) September 15, 2021
Onward to 2022
I’m sorry but the recall was a complete and unmitigated disaster for Republicans and the forces pushing it. They got destroyed and in some ways it’s the first concrete piece of evidence that Trumpism has enduring political costs.
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) September 15, 2021
Wednesday, September 15, 2021
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing
To prevent covid, I could take a horse dewormer that makes me spray shit out of my ass, but instead I got 2 vaccine shots that cost me nothing, and I sometimes put a piece of cloth over my nose. Yup, I stubbornly insist on doing things the hard way.
— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) September 4, 2021
Gul-li-ble, adjective
Oh no. Not your bloodline. Who will inherit your vast lands and holdings and your titles of nobility? https://t.co/LUv8NZ7LvH
— Infinite Monkeys (@VitruvianMonkey) September 3, 2021
You're welcome!
maybe trump supporters are taking the horse medicine because they want to be stable geniuses. please retweet and share with your family thanks
— my pal andy™ (@andylevy) September 4, 2021
Once again, California leads the way
Tonight, California voted NO on the recall and YES to…
— Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) September 15, 2021
Science.
Women’s rights.
Immigrant rights.
The minimum wage.
The environment.
Our future.
We rejected cynicism and bigotry and chose hope and progress.
Thank you, California.
Something's missing from this picture...
— Archillect (@archillect) September 2, 2021
Tuesday, September 14, 2021
DeSantis = Grim Reaper
Florida is closing in on a grim milestone of 50,000 COVID-19 deaths, higher than the number of Americans killed in combat during the Vietnam War.
— Toby Gialluca #TheInsistence (@TobyGialluca) September 12, 2021
‘What we experienced was not inevitable.’ #DeathSantis https://t.co/ZhbIgzv3AS
Inquiring minds want to know!
Call me crazy, but…imagine if the reporters assigned to the Major Biden beat were instead tasked with finding out who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s debts…
— Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff) September 6, 2021
Exactly--so fuck 'em
Republicans willing to let friends, family, political supporters or even themselves get sick and die to defy a Democratic president and public health experts are pretty unlikely to be persuaded by them if given just a little more time and space
— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) September 10, 2021
Aye!
All in favor of Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama becoming Supreme Court Justices say AYE!
— Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker) September 2, 2021
Monday, September 13, 2021
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCCXLIX--Helen Reddy: I Am Woman
Duh
The box has a horse on it https://t.co/wMPicB8inx pic.twitter.com/VUUfT6LmrA
— kill 🇵🇸 tim 🇵🇸 faust (@crulge) September 2, 2021
Nor does any republican
When I try to judge Candace Owen by the content of her character, she tricks me by not having any. https://t.co/ysBpLNA43W
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) September 2, 2021