Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Could it be...Satan?

My sad sack alma mater...

Today the Big 10 and the Pac 12 both decided to shelve their college football programs this fall, and unsurprisingly there is much unhappiness among players and fans over the loss of three months of crisp autumn Saturdays spent watching young men engage in one of our favorite sports.

It's important to point out, though, that the reason we reached this point is not because of college Presidents, is not because of fear, and is certainly not because of political calculations.

No, the reason we will not be enjoying watching our favorite universities battle this fall is Donald Trump.

If he had shown a modicum of competency in overseeing the coronavirus pandemic instead of the shit show he ran and continues to run we would have returned to normal long ago as numerous other first world countries already have...and I'd be spending New Year's hoping against hope that my Hoosiers could finally win a bowl game.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

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