What if they gave a revolution and nobody came?

The Trump revolution

Donald Trump this week claimed he wasn't worried about impeachment, because if he was impeached the people would revolt.

One presumes he's talking about the forty percent of Americans who approve of the job he's doing (I'd like to say I'm surprised that many Americans are that stupid but I drive the highways of this nation every day), the vast majority of whom aren't about to get up off the couch, turn off Netflix, put away their Doritos and salsa, give up their jobs, leave the wife and kids, and get off their phones before finding out if the Bears won to fight for a fat ass pumpkin head who has shown time and again that if you ain't rich he ain't giving a shit.

So he can count on a few hundred numbnuts who will show up and wave their guns for a bit, and then tuck tail and run once the police show up.

But here's hoping the fantasy lasts until at least the White House door is slapping his ass on his way out.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee