Captain crunched

Please, sir, can I have some more?

Russia may have influenced our election?  Not interested.

Trump family's myriad conflicts of interest?  Couldn't care less.

Already spent more tax dollars protecting the Trump family in one month than we did the Obamas in a year?  Not a problem.

U.S. corporations hiding money in offshore accounts all the while mooching off the infrastructure America's citizen's pay for?  Whoop-dee-doo.

Hungry kids getting a free breakfast at school?  Can't have that!  Fraud!  They're stealing pennies a day!

What is it with republicans and fraud when it comes to poor people getting food?  One supposes that hungry folks and fraud, like voter fraud, exists in the same alternate universe as all the sex American teenage boys are having with their Canadian girlfriends, but still you have to wonder about the soul of a party that constantly equates being hungry with stealing.  And I'd like to say it's just republican politicians, who would blow an elephant and post the video on Youtube if they thought it would help the wealthy have even more money, but it's a significant chunk of their base as well.

You'd think for all the religious yahoos their party attracts, there would at least be one of them who's familiar with Matthew 25:31-46:  "Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me."

Obviously not.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee