Monday, January 31, 2022

Worshipping false idols


 

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What's really important


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Another republican Russian stooge


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And it's in a third world country


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Doing it better Down Under


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Sunday, January 30, 2022

Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCCLXIX--Jo Stafford: You Belong to Me

 I must be channeling my late father these past couple of weeks--during the pandemic lockdown I redid my record collection, and as I was sorting through them, I found an album by this week's artist (whom I had discovered like previous Friday Night Jukebox stalwarts Johnny Mathis and Vic Damone on the 4-CD set Sentimental Journey) among the records my father had given me shortly before his death.  And as an added bonus, it even had this week's tune on it....

Jo Stafford, who, outside of this week's song I was completely unfamiliar with prior to my weekly half-assed research, turned out to have actually had quite an interesting and varied career.  Born in Coalinga, California in 1917, Stafford began performing at the age of twelve, joined her sisters' trio The Stafford Sisters in her late teens, joined the Pied Pipers in the late 30's, and eventually became part of big band leader Tommy Dorsey's orchestra, performing background vocals with the likes of Frank Sinatra.  As time wore on, Stafford began recording as a solo artist and continued to meet with both critical and commercial success.  In the early sixties, she and her second husband, Paul Weston, formed a parody duo, Jonathan and Darlene Edwards, for which they went on to win a Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album in 1961.  Stafford continued performing into the 1980's before retiring.  For her career, Stafford released 88 singles and some 110 albums (a good many of which are compilations).  Ms. Stafford has three stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, appeared in movies, and had several different TV shows (which mostly featured her singing).  She passed away in 2008.

Fun Fact:  Jo Stafford is the first woman to have a #1 hit on the U.K. Singles chart--which appropriately enough, was this week's featured song.

"You Belong to Me" was recorded by numerous artists after its release in 1952, but Jo Stafford's version was the most popular, reaching #1 in both the United States and (as noted above) Great Britain.  She originally released it only as a single, and it was not on one of her albums until appearing (not surprisingly) on a compilation album, The Hits of Jo Stafford, in 1964.

"You Belong to Me" comes from an era when musicians spent years honing their craft (and that's not an indictment of today's musicians, just a standard from another era), and it's easy to see how fifteen years of singing professionally made Jo Stafford's voice into the perfect instrument for carrying the sentiments of this song into our hearts and minds.  There's a confidence and a smoothness to her singing that allows her sultry performance to stand above the usual fare, and the orchestra behind her hits all the right notes (in more ways than one).  This one's not for everyone--it's a ballad from another time in America's history (it was originally written with a WWII soldier in mind, traveling with the troops), but if you're a fan of female vocalists this one is about as good as it gets.  

Lyric Sheet:  "See the pyramids along the Nile/Watch the sun rise on a tropic isle/Just remember, darling, all the while/You belong to me..."

Enjoy:




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In a nutshell...


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Maybe...


 

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Here's a surprise: right to lifers marching arm in arm with racist fascists


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It doesn't fit their false narrative that there's no difference between the two parties


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When fascism comes to America...


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Saturday, January 29, 2022

Test tubes for their own research


 

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Just the facts, ma'am


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What the fuck? is absolutely right


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Bingo!


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Susan, go fuck yourself six ways to Sunday


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Friday, January 28, 2022

And republicans are still doing it


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I like this optimism


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Of course they are--they're fucking nuts


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Criminal in chief


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The Biden Boom dwarfs Trump


 

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Thursday, January 27, 2022

Calling out the "Religious" Right


 

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Can you say "Russian assets," boys and girls?


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It is indeed all white supremacy


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The republican voting playbook comes directly from Communist Joseph Stalin


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You can't lead a republican to a vaccine, but you can make them drink pee


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Wednesday, January 26, 2022

Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCCLXVIII--Jim Croce: I Got a Name

 This week's tune is a bit on the bittersweet side for me personally, as Jim Croce was one of the few modern (at that time) artists that my Dad really loved, and the song is in some ways about the name that family members carry together, sometimes for the better and sometimes for the worse...though in our case, for the most part, it's been for the better.

Jim Croce was born in Philadelphia in 1943, got interested in music while attending Villanova University, and began trying to make a career of it after he graduated in 1965.  Croce spent a number of years performing with his girlfriend (and later wife) Ingrid before becoming a solo artist in the early 70's.  Croce toured and worked odd jobs to support his family until his third album became a hit, which started his career in full force.  Sadly, Croce and members of his entourage were killed in a plane crash on September 20, 1973 in Natchitoches, Louisiana.  He would have a number of posthumous hits through the seventies, and would eventually be inducted into the Songwriters Hell of Fame.  For his career, Croce released five studio albums of which he had one #1, a #2, and a #7; after his death, three live albums and twenty-one (!) compilations were released.  Croce also released twelve singles, with two #1's and three more that reached the top ten.  In addition to his wife, Croce left behind a two-year-old son--who himself would later go on to become a musician (A.J. Croce).

(Not so) Fun Fact:  Shortly after his death, Croce's wife Ingrid received a letter he had written before the plane crash that took his life in which he told her that he was tired of life on the road and was going to give up the music business and try to make a living writing short stories and movie screenplays so he could spend more time at home.  

"I Got a Name" was released the day after his death, and his final studio album, also entitled I Got a Name, followed two months later.  The single reached #10 (with a bullet!) on the Billboard Hot 100, while the album would peak at #2 on the Billboard 200.

In "I Got a Name" (one of the few songs he performed that he didn't pen), Croce tells the story of a man who's at peace with himself, his life, and his journey--and he does it with carefree vocals and a catchy as all hell melody throughout.  Croce made a career out of writing clever pop songs about characters he'd met during his brief time on earth, but he uses that experience a touch more subtly in this one and it allows us to follow the narrator's dream as if it were our own.  A nice piece of seventies pop from a man that fate took from us all too soon.

Lyric Sheet:  "I've got a dream, I've got a dream/Well, I know I can share it if you want me to/If you're going my way, I'll go with you..."

Enjoy:



 
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Meathead is more like it


 

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The pale horse rides in Virginia


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Only the Democratic Party truly represents all of America


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The Biden economy keeps hum, hum, humming along


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A heart of gold


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Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Fair warning on the republican party


 

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Once again, California leads the way


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Our media is either blind or beyond stupid


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Who'd have ever guessed Mitch was a racist, too?


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Man, you gotta love Joe Biden


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Monday, January 24, 2022

The fantasy life


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Republicans would never have supported the Patriots


 

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Not the answer he was hoping for I suspect


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This is a big fucking deal and needs to be treated as such


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And he's another in a long line of rich republican assholes


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Sunday, January 23, 2022

Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound

Biden's not quite this buff, but his accomplishments are


GoodNewsRoundup has compiled a list of one hundred accomplishments of Joe Biden and the Democratic Party in his first year in the Presidency, from saving the economy and our environment to protecting workers and putting the biggest dent in poverty since the 60's, and it's a good reminder of just how good Democrats are at running the government, and just how miserably bad our media is at reporting what Biden and the Democrats have done because it doesn't fit the narrative they want (or more likely, their corporate overlords).  

No, we haven't been perfect, but when you compare all we've done in one year and what Trump and republicans accomplished during his four years (one thing--his tax cuts which were reviled by all but Corporate America and the rich and did absolutely nothing to help the economy) it's like comparing Einstein's IQ to Trump's IQ--no contest.

And it should be a huge talking point in this year's election:  Do Americans want to move the country forward or do they want to live in an authoritarian third world country?  Because if we put these delusional republicans back in charge, it's only a matter of time before we're starving and disease ridden under Herr Schitler.

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And these are the people who want to run our schools

Dupes to the left of me, dupes to the right...


When not drinking their own pee to cure COVID-19, it seems the latest cause celebre for republicans is to rail about schools that are providing litter boxes in their bathrooms for the students who identify as cats. In fact, Michigan GOP Chair Meshawn Maddock went so far as to post on her Facebook page that republicans in Michigan will take back our schools and end such travesties.  

Needless to say, there is absolutely no truth to these republican claims (and Midland Parks school Superintendent Michael E. Sharrow, the leader of the school district where the nutjob who spoke before the Board of Education shared her beyond stupid allegation, had to waste his time refuting her idiocy), and while this one is pretty funny, it still shows the depths to which the right wing in this country has sunk.

The republican crazy train has come completely off the rails, and stories like this are only going to become more commonplace.  These people are crazier than a shithouse rat, and we need to do everything in our power to ensure that they never control our government again.

Ever.

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Death doesn't take a holiday

 



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And because they're so inept, it's the only way they can stay in power


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ALL the President's men


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Goddamn right he was


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And this is what it's like to have a President who isn't a delusional madman


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Saturday, January 22, 2022

Because we bent the moral universe toward justice


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Because they can't win if they don't


 

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Hell, they all think Jesus carried an AR-15


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Today's lesson, grasshopper


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Katie Porter for the win


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Friday, January 21, 2022

Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCCLXVII--The Lumineers: Ho Hey

[For those excited about a Friday Night Jukebox post actually appearing on a Friday, note that this one is a week late...sorry!]

My introduction to this week's tune was its featuring in a commercial (thanks to my half-assed research I discovered it was for the search engine Bing).  I took a chance and bought the CD based on the song...and hated it.  A few weeks later I came home from work one night and my wife was playing an album on the stereo that was quite good.  When I asked what it was, she replied "The Lumineers album you hated."  I spent the next several months enjoying it on my rides to and from work....

The Lumineers got their start in 2005 in New Jersey when Wesley Schulz and Jeremiah Fraites began writing songs together.  After a gig in which the emcee accidentally introduced them by the name of the band they were replacing, they became the Lumineers (the word has no meaning).  They relocated to Denver in 2009, and in 2011 released their debut album, which became a hit, and the rest as they say, is history.  Much to my surprise, the band has done quite well through these last ten years, becoming one of the top touring bands and having a string of hit records, the last of which was released just last week.  For their career, The Lumineers have released four studio albums with the first three charting at #2, #1, and #2.  They've also released 19 singles, though only the first three reached the charts.  They have had three world tours, opened for U2 in 2017, and have been nominated for two Grammy Awards, as well.

Fun Fact:  In a fact that only people born on June 4th will appreciate, they Lumineers released this week's single on my something-somethingth birthday:  June 4, 2012.

"Ho Hey" was the first single released from the very aptly titled debut LP, The Lumineers The single was the highest charting of their career, reaching #3 (with a bullet!) on the Billboard Hot 100.  As noted above, the album peaked at #2 on the Billboard 200.

For a song that was originally written to annoy members of their concert audience who were bored (that's what the "Ho" and "Hey" shouts were originally for), "Ho Hey" became a pretty darn good little single.  Ostensibly a tale about a boy telling a girl she's dating the wrong guy because said boy is the one who loves her most, it's chock full of catchy choruses, the "Ho/Hey" shouts punctuate the song with a funky rhythm, and the band members make the most of two acoustic guitars, a mandolin, and a cello.  If nothing else, it's proof that America's folk tradition is alive and well, and capable of adapting to any era and music fans of any age...and can make an old fart folkie like me bounce around the house singing it for days.

Lyric Sheet:  "I belong with you, you belong with me, you're my sweetheart..."

Enjoy:




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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you


 
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Echoes of Nazi Germany


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Most people wouldn't miss them


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Guilty as charged


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Compare and contrast


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Thursday, January 20, 2022

There's a reason it's a last resort


 

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The party with the fringe on top


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Mirror, mirror on the wall...


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Amen


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Three for three!


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Wednesday, January 19, 2022

The power of prayer


 
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Since your average republican has the intelligence of an eight year old...


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A piece of shit has more class than Neil Gorsuch


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Biden's great first year, part four


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Trump is a racist. Period.


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Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Two for the price of one


 

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Because Manchin and Sinema are racists?


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Biden's great first year, part three


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Proof that truth can be more pathetic than fiction


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Dinosaur Dowd has been bitching about Democratic Presidents since Wilson--who gives a fuck?


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Monday, January 17, 2022

One of the many reasons Democrats celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr.


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The New York Times on Martin Luther King, Jr.


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America at its finest


 

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Biden's great first year, part two


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I'm not--republicans DO NOT care about anyone but themselves


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Exactly!


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And a figurative call to arms


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Sunday, January 16, 2022

The spirit of truth


 

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Nothing political, but already a candidate for funniest tweet response of the year


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Speaking words of wisdom


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It would be a lot funnier if it wasn't so true


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Biden's great first year, part one


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Saturday, January 15, 2022

Their very own scarlet letter


 

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Bet you Jeopardy is super glad it didn't consider Erring Rodgers for its host


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(Gazing into crystal ball) "I see pitchforks and guillotines..."


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Herr Schitler


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Dereliction of duty


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Friday, January 14, 2022

Gee, I wonder why...


 

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This is absolutely correct


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Proof that it's easier to get people to believe a big lie than a small one


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It's time for Garland to shit or get off the pot


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It's as simple as that


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Thursday, January 13, 2022

Nothing more than partisan hacks

 

Shattered...

Any pretense anyone had left that the Supreme Court might remain above the political fray ended today when the six republican justices condemned thousands of Americans to death when they--and they alone--ruled that Joe Biden's vaccine mandate could not stand. Whatever scholarly or legal reputations these six justices had is dead.

The Supreme Court is now officially the Fox News of our Justice system, and henceforward will carry all the gravitas of a wet fart.

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At long last sir...have you no pride?



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Now we just have to turn that blame into votes


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Because they're lying sacks of shit?



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Bazinga!


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