Monday, January 31, 2022
What's really important
I don’t want Hunter Biden’s laptop. I want Jared Kushner’s WhatsApp texts, Ivanka’s emails, Donald Trump’s tax returns, his unsecure phone calls, the translator’s notes from Helsinki, and the fully unredacted Mueller report.
— Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker) January 23, 2022
Another republican Russian stooge
Can't get away from Tucker Carlson on #Russia's state TV. His clips are all over the place. pic.twitter.com/ttnIaZb35A
— Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews) January 24, 2022
And it's in a third world country
Oh look, it's the future Republicans want. https://t.co/ub7XVIKvBo
— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) January 24, 2022
Doing it better Down Under
As you read about Australia deporting Novak Djokovic for not getting vaccinated keep this in mind: Australia is a country of 25 million and only 2,670 people have died of Covid. Florida is 21 million people and OVER 63,000 people have died of Covid.
— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@DeanObeidallah) January 16, 2022
Sunday, January 30, 2022
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCCLXIX--Jo Stafford: You Belong to Me
In a nutshell...
Rudy was organizing armies of elector forgers, Bannon and Stone planned Oath Keeper Proud Boy stacks up the Capitol steps, and Trump was gonna EO the seizing of voting machines and a Kraken special Counsel. A coup all sponsored by the MyDildo Guy and sloppy Ginny Thomas.
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) January 21, 2022
Here's a surprise: right to lifers marching arm in arm with racist fascists
DOCUMENTARY VIDEO THREAD: Avowed fascist group "Patriot Front" today marched in Washington DC alongside the anti-abortion "March for Life."
— Ford Fischer (@FordFischer) January 21, 2022
MPD escorted the group through the streets, using bikes to repel a handful of counter-protesters and separating PF from the rest of M4L. pic.twitter.com/oEdbcUaa8e
It doesn't fit their false narrative that there's no difference between the two parties
BREAKING: President Biden has directed federal agencies to RAISE the minimum wage for Federal workers to $15.
— Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 (@joncoopertweets) January 21, 2022
Who thinks the media should be making a bigger deal about this?✋
When fascism comes to America...
Nobody calls the cops on an election you think you will win without their help. https://t.co/CLXPJMzOzv
— stuart stevens (@stuartpstevens) January 21, 2022
Saturday, January 29, 2022
Just the facts, ma'am
To recap: We had an unhinged, maniacal, and delusional president who was ready to make his delusions a reality, including with bloodshed. His party not only looks the other way at what he did, but is actively seeking to put him in office AGAIN
— Asha Rangappa (@AshaRangappa_) January 21, 2022
What the fuck? is absolutely right
I just keep coming back to this: The Republican Party has gone stark-raving brown-shirt crazy but is still expected to win back Congress next year and political journalists are going yeah, OK, instead of going WHAT THE FUCK??? AAAAH! https://t.co/Upqqqd9T7O
— Dan Froomkin/PressWatchers.org (@froomkin) January 16, 2022
Bingo!
Jim crow https://t.co/bNqjUtScJO
— Marcus H. Johnson (@marcushjohnson) January 19, 2022
Susan, go fuck yourself six ways to Sunday
“This time there is no need for any rush. We can take our time, have hearings, go through the process … It is a lifetime appointment after all.”
— The Recount (@therecount) January 27, 2022
— Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) on filling Justice Breyer’s seat on the Supreme Court pic.twitter.com/jgLes1qqdc
Friday, January 28, 2022
And republicans are still doing it
“Racial segregation as a way of life did not come about as a natural result of hatred between the races immediately after the Civil War,” Dr King said. Rather, “to keep the southern masses divided and southern labor the cheapest in the land.”https://t.co/R9KIdMLlfs
— Steven Beschloss (@StevenBeschloss) January 17, 2022
I like this optimism
JUST IN: New polling suggest 60% of individuals under the age of 29 are voting Democrat.
— Aaron Parnas (@AaronParnas) January 18, 2022
We are going to build the largest coalition of young voters this country has ever seen and make sure Kevin McCarthy NEVER becomes Speaker this year.
Of course they are--they're fucking nuts
Steve Schmidt Compares Trump to George Wallace, Asks if Supporters Are Prepared to ‘Execute Political Opponents’https://t.co/brgBuSTZmg
— Mediaite (@Mediaite) January 18, 2022
Criminal in chief
Trump's own tweets may show he knew of fraudulent 'alternate' elector filingshttps://t.co/Z7e4CktneI
— Raw Story (@RawStory) January 18, 2022
Thursday, January 27, 2022
Can you say "Russian assets," boys and girls?
Rand Paul hand-delivered a sealed letter from Trump to Putin. When he returned, he played a private game of golf with Trump. Just for the record.https://t.co/lv90pYUnxp
— sg (@sootghost) January 11, 2022
It is indeed all white supremacy
It was racism & the election of Obama that drove Oath Keepers. It’s white anxiety of losing their status that drive Trumpers. It’s all white supremacy https://t.co/BZ0i8HsH0o
— Grandma Grit 🌎 (@grandmagrit) January 14, 2022
The republican voting playbook comes directly from Communist Joseph Stalin
"I consider it completely unimportant who in the Party will vote, or how.
— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) January 13, 2022
But what is extraordinarily important is this—who will count the votes, and how.”
Joseph Stalin, 1923
(as quoted in “Oxford Essential Quotations, 2017) pic.twitter.com/XeRjGlhsb4
You can't lead a republican to a vaccine, but you can make them drink pee
They also drink their own pee. https://t.co/pNgVAnXFeJ
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) January 16, 2022
Wednesday, January 26, 2022
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCCLXVIII--Jim Croce: I Got a Name
The pale horse rides in Virginia
I don’t know if there is another example in American history of a governor using his first day in office to sign executive orders that with 100% certainty will result in more sickness and death for his constituents. https://t.co/qldQeGYIbs
— stuart stevens (@stuartpstevens) January 16, 2022
Only the Democratic Party truly represents all of America
Trump judges: 76 % men and 85 % white.
— Chris Cioffi (@ReporterCioffi) January 10, 2022
Biden judges: 78 % women and 53 % people of color
https://t.co/ETLGr0OZ96
The Biden economy keeps hum, hum, humming along
“The economy created nearly as many jobs in President Joe Biden's first year as were created in Donald Trump's first three years combined." https://t.co/QEWhMuJWUX
— DNC War Room (@DNCWarRoom) January 9, 2022
A heart of gold
I stand with @NeilYoungNYA https://t.co/hLz75ABoEP
— Nils Lofgren (@nilslofgren) January 25, 2022
Tuesday, January 25, 2022
Once again, California leads the way
California Gov. Gavin Newsom has announced his intention for the state to manufacture and distribute its own insulin.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) January 11, 2022
"Insulin epitomizes the failures in the pharmaceutical industry in every way, shape or form and that's why we're targeting insulin." https://t.co/AqyOhyYm2s
Our media is either blind or beyond stupid
Wait, didn't Joe Manchin spend six months reaching out to Republicans on voting rights, only to come up entirely empty?
— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) January 13, 2022
Are we going to talk about that?
Anyone? https://t.co/NeAPcY7UTj
Who'd have ever guessed Mitch was a racist, too?
The face you make when you are told black people are Americans. pic.twitter.com/xYgeKgPtPg
— YS (@ReallyActivist) January 21, 2022
Man, you gotta love Joe Biden
Biden: What a stupid son of a bitch pic.twitter.com/K8H74Vfv8m
— Acyn (@Acyn) January 24, 2022
Monday, January 24, 2022
The fantasy life
Evangelicals: “God will provide.”
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) January 8, 2022
If God didn’t provide you with common sense, basic human empathy, or half a brain, what makes you think he’ll provide anything else?
Not the answer he was hoping for I suspect
Do you want to IMPLODE the filibuster so the Dems can RAM their voting rights legislation through Congress?
— Ron Johnson (@RonJohnsonWI) January 18, 2022
This is a big fucking deal and needs to be treated as such
EXCLU: We obtained the draft Trump executive order that would have seized the voting machines and named a special counsel to probe the 2020 election.
— Betsy Woodruff Swan (@woodruffbets) January 21, 2022
Read the whole thing here: https://t.co/UPyNL5w736
And he's another in a long line of rich republican assholes
The fate of America is crystallized in Sen. Ron Johnson's re-election bid in Wisconsin. He's a spreader of Putin's propaganda, an enemy of free elections, a demagogue whose anti-vax lies are killing Americans. A vote for Ron Johnson is a vote for a fascist dictatorship.
— Mark Jacob (@MarkJacob16) January 9, 2022
Sunday, January 23, 2022
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
Biden's not quite this buff, but his accomplishments are |
And these are the people who want to run our schools
Dupes to the left of me, dupes to the right... |
And because they're so inept, it's the only way they can stay in power
If your vote didn’t matter, Republicans wouldn’t be trying so hard to take it away.
— Jaime Harrison, DNC Chair (@harrisonjaime) January 6, 2022
That’s why we’ll keep fighting like hell to protect and defend the right to vote for every single American.
ALL the President's men
AG Garland said the lessons of Watergate teach us that there must NOT be different rules for the powerful & the powerless. Given the bottom-up nature of criminal investigations, the relatively powerless - Trump’s foot soldiers - are being held accountable. Next up? The powerful.
— Glenn Kirschner (@glennkirschner2) January 5, 2022
Goddamn right he was
John Lewis was more American than Mitch McConnell could ever be. pic.twitter.com/w2yg1bSYrU
— Jack Cocchiarella (@JDCocchiarella) January 21, 2022
And this is what it's like to have a President who isn't a delusional madman
That was nearly two hours of POTUS.
— Brian J. Karem (@BrianKarem) January 19, 2022
He answered each question cogently and to the best of his ability.
He called on more than 20 different reporters.
He never once attacked us.
He never once avoided a question.
He never once tried to belittle us.
He stayed on point.
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Saturday, January 22, 2022
Because we bent the moral universe toward justice
We beat the Confederacy.
— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) January 7, 2022
We beat the Klan.
We beat the Nazis.
We beat the Mafia.
We beat the Soviets.
We beat al Qaeda.
And we’ll beat the January 6 insurrectionists — all of them, all the way to the top.
Hell, they all think Jesus carried an AR-15
The GOP is realizing only now that Willie Nelson is liberal.
— NewbieHoward ✡️ (@NewbieHoward) January 1, 2022
Wait till they hear about Jesus.
Today's lesson, grasshopper
If you believe being banned from Twitter is a violation of your First Amendment rights, you have absolutely no idea how the First Amendment works.
— Travis Akers (@travisakers) January 2, 2022
Katie Porter for the win
WATCH: Rep. Porter breaks down the President Biden's economic successes in his first year with her white board:
— MSNBC (@MSNBC) January 21, 2022
"When you compare this to the G7," Rep. Porter says about America's 5.5% GDP growth, "none of them are even yet having positive GDP growth." https://t.co/KNKmIpDy7C pic.twitter.com/Mz5Vsyfh4T
Friday, January 21, 2022
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCCLXVII--The Lumineers: Ho Hey
Echoes of Nazi Germany
The Republican Party is banning books, arresting journalists, restricting voting, threatening teachers, promising to shut down corporations with whom they disagree, and putting bounties on women. Vote out this fascist party in 2022 before it’s too late.
— MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) January 4, 2022
Most people wouldn't miss them
Donald Trump is now calling on his supporters to leave Twitter.
— Aaron Parnas (@AaronParnas) January 4, 2022
Please listen to your savior.
Guilty as charged
This day is about one person. One anti-democratic coward who began lying about an election months before the election, who refused to accept the will of the American people, and who purposely incited a violent attempt to overthrow that election. He is responsible for this day.
— Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) January 6, 2022
Compare and contrast
We will not forget.
— Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) January 6, 2022
We will not move on.
We will not erase history.
We will continue to demand answers and accountability.
January 6th is a date which will live in infamy. pic.twitter.com/Cwwamp5D72
Thursday, January 20, 2022
The party with the fringe on top
Marjorie Taylor Greene, Ted Cruz, Matt Gaetz, etc aren't fringe. They represent the new Republican mainstream, where loyalty to Trump is more important than loyalty to country and preserving power matters more than preserving democracy.
— Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) January 6, 2022
Mirror, mirror on the wall...
If you think a speech defending democracy is divisive, that might say more about you than it does about the speech.
— David Litt (@davidlitt) January 6, 2022
Amen
Last year, for the first time in our history, a president who just lost an election tried to prevent the peaceful transfer of power as a violent mob breached the Capitol.
— President Biden (@POTUS) January 6, 2022
But they failed.
And on this day of remembrance we must make sure that such an attack never happens again.
Three for three!
Anyone who actually wants Donald Trump back in the White House is a fascist, a moral coward or a fool.
— Jonathan Alter (@jonathanalter) January 5, 2022
Wednesday, January 19, 2022
Since your average republican has the intelligence of an eight year old...
Would anyone over the age of 8 buy this transparently stupid bullshit? pic.twitter.com/N9Yi974yyZ
— digby (@digby56) January 6, 2022
A piece of shit has more class than Neil Gorsuch
Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch refused to wear a mask despite a request from Chief Justice John Roberts over fellow Justice Sonia Sotomayor's Covid concerns, a report said https://t.co/thQWptPp8N
— CNBC (@CNBC) January 18, 2022
Biden's great first year, part four
Trump unemployment coming into office: 4.7%
— Jesse Lee (@JesseLee46) January 14, 2022
Tump leaving office: 6.4%
Net jobs: -2.8 million
Biden unemployment coming into office: 6.4%
Biden now: 3.9%
Net jobs: +6.2 million pic.twitter.com/Ld13pe6txg
Trump is a racist. Period.
Trump says white people are being discriminated against on covid treatment: “If you’re white, you don’t get the vaccine or if you’re white you don’t get therapeutics .. In NY state, if you’re white, you go to the back of the line if you want help.” pic.twitter.com/QLgkC3VESk
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 16, 2022
Tuesday, January 18, 2022
Because Manchin and Sinema are racists?
It's time to ask Machin and Sinema straight up; if Black voters are the base of the Democratic party and the key to your Senate majority, why are you so adamant about not wanting to do anything to protect their voting rights from a Republican Party that is clearly attacking them?
— Corey Richardson (@vexedinthecity) January 13, 2022
Biden's great first year, part three
Congratulations Joe Biden on:
— 🇺🇸🌊Serena Democrat Patriot 🌊🇺🇸 (@USPatriotSerena) January 14, 2022
-COVID-19 vaccines + booster
-creating millions of jobs
-reducing the unemployment rate
-reducing taxes
-making America respectable again
-reducing hate crimes
-uniting Americans
-fighting gun violence
-infrastructure
-ending Afghan war
Proof that truth can be more pathetic than fiction
Anti-vax leader tells his followers that drinking their own pee will cure COVID-19: "The antidote that we have seen now, and we have tons and tons of research, is urine therapy"https://t.co/6IZucDCjtM
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) January 10, 2022
Dinosaur Dowd has been bitching about Democratic Presidents since Wilson--who gives a fuck?
I don’t know if the president made a promise to Beau about helping to raise the president’s grandchildren — but it’s been flagged that Biden spends time on weekends with those kids often enough that I really *don’t get* what some writers think they’re driving at here. https://t.co/qIpvTJigkR
— Greg Greene (@ggreeneva) January 16, 2022
Monday, January 17, 2022
One of the many reasons Democrats celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr.
Martin Luther King, Jr., arrested for “loitering,” Montgomery, Alabama, 1958: #Moore pic.twitter.com/e3j5J9dljZ
— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) January 14, 2022
The New York Times on Martin Luther King, Jr.
We wanted to understand the mark Martin Luther King Jr. left on America. So we talked to three white guys in Thin Blue Line t-shirts at a Waffle House in Stone Mountain.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) January 16, 2022
Biden's great first year, part two
Congratulations Joe on the most successful 1st year of a Presidency in US history… especially on creating more jobs than any President in over 40 years. #CongratulationsJoe pic.twitter.com/YcV1yQEpXj
— BigBlueWaveUSA 2022 #StopVoterSuppression (@BigBlueWaveUSA) January 14, 2022
I'm not--republicans DO NOT care about anyone but themselves
2,000 people a day are still dying, 100,000 are in the hospital with COVID. Is there some reason so many people no longer think this matters? I'm stunned by the callousness. https://t.co/BPlR4KPJCv
— digby (@digby56) January 5, 2022
Exactly!
CNN's @oliverdarcy: "I'll reiterate that it's time for actual news organizations to stop calling Fox a news network. It's not. It's a right-wing talk channel that has spent the past year misleading viewers about Jan 6 with a flood of lies & conspirac[ies]" https://t.co/rabX520KCR
— Versha Sharma (@versharma) January 5, 2022
And a figurative call to arms
The fact that one man who represents less than 1% of our population, is determining whether or not we continue to be a Democracy is nauseating.
— Rob Reiner (@robreiner) January 4, 2022
Sunday, January 16, 2022
Nothing political, but already a candidate for funniest tweet response of the year
Ha! So does my chauffeur! https://t.co/2FXhgWCiaV
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 4, 2022
Speaking words of wisdom
In a world full of MTGs, be an @AOC.
— Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 (@joncoopertweets) January 2, 2022
It would be a lot funnier if it wasn't so true
Kamala Harris hit 51% favorability which means we're about to get an exposé on the intern she forgot to say good morning to when she was deputy DA in 1990.
— Brian McBride (@BrianDMcBride) December 31, 2021
Biden's great first year, part one
Congratulations Joe 🇺🇲
— Critter (@asclepiasyriaca) January 14, 2022
-Added 6.4 million jobs
-Historic GDP growth
-Unempoyment down to 4.2%
-Stock Market all-time highs
-Passed American Rescue Plan
-Cut child poverty
-Largest vaccine rollout in history
-Ended our longest war
-$1.2 T infrastructure
-Reunited 100 families pic.twitter.com/SHJDXpVlGH
Saturday, January 15, 2022
Bet you Jeopardy is super glad it didn't consider Erring Rodgers for its host
When revealed to be a selfish, petulant jackass, a person can either reflect on their behavior or find a book that tells them that all their repugnant qualities are just part of what makes them special. In unrelated news, Aaron Rodgers just discovered Atlas Shrugged.
— Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) January 4, 2022
(Gazing into crystal ball) "I see pitchforks and guillotines..."
Elon Musk's net worth increased by $28 billion today.
— Robert Reich (@RBReich) January 3, 2022
If that doesn’t convince you wealth inequality is out of control, I don’t know what will.
Herr Schitler
Wake up guys: trump isn’t a politician, he’s a political mob boss and antiAmerican zealot who refuses to accept the results of any contest in which he’s not the winner (even if it requires criminal foreign interference) He’s in open defiance of our laws and leads an insurrection
— Luke Zaleski (@ZaleskiLuke) January 2, 2022
Dereliction of duty
“Any man who would watch television as police officers were being beaten, as his supporters were invading the Capitol of the United States, is clearly unfit for future office.” https://t.co/dC0UM84yWr
— Slate (@Slate) January 3, 2022
Friday, January 14, 2022
This is absolutely correct
WARNING: 2022 election will determine if American Democracy survives. It will show if dictatorship takes America. The GOP want 40 Dem seats. Our ONLY chance is a voter turn out SO MASSIVE WE KEEP HOUSE & SENATE. Vote Blue down all tickets! Demand #VotingRights!
— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) January 2, 2022
Proof that it's easier to get people to believe a big lie than a small one
Tens of millions of Republican voters have been convinced of a stolen national election without a single shred of evidence, ever. It's really a case study in mass delusion.
— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) January 2, 2022
It's time for Garland to shit or get off the pot
Mueller told Congress he was unable to fully prove criminal conspiracy between Trump and Russia DUE TO ALL OF THE OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE! And that Trump could be indicted for obstruction of justice upon leaving office. Garland's refusal to prosecute should result in his firing
— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) January 2, 2022
It's as simple as that
Now is a good time to remember that the First Amendment is a constraint upon government. It doesn’t give you the right to tweet. That’s up to Twitter.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) January 2, 2022
If you get suspended, there’s no violation of your speech rights. You are still free to spew your false information elsewhere.
Thursday, January 13, 2022
Nothing more than partisan hacks
Shattered... |
Now we just have to turn that blame into votes
BREAKING: Nearly a year after the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol, a strong majority of Americans condemn it and believe former Pres. Trump is at least partially to blame, new @ABC News/Ipsos poll finds. https://t.co/UvBjDN4USG
— ABC News (@ABC) January 2, 2022
Because they're lying sacks of shit?
One year on, still cannot get a straight answer to how 140 House Republicans said they would object to Biden’s win on basis of fraud, and yet not object to House Republican wins that came on the same ballot.
— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) December 30, 2021
Bazinga!
They’d be horrified that a sitting member of Congress is calling for a civil war, Madison. pic.twitter.com/zFfid2VrpW
— Jack Cocchiarella (@JDCocchiarella) January 1, 2022