Completing our republican idiot trifecta for today, Rand Paul on Tuesday announced his candidacy to be the next President of the United States. Frankly, I have a better chance of winning the gold medal in the men's pole vault in the 2016 Olympics in Rio de Janeiro (at which point in time I'll be fifty-seven years old and still forty pounds overweight) than Rand Paul does of being our next President.
Like Ted Cruz before him, Rand Paul inhabits a building where the elevator does not go to the top floor and the American people (not to mention the powers that be in the republican party) aren't about to put a conspiracy theorist nutjob in charge of our families' well-being.
Next republican candidate please!
Peace,
emaycee
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