Friday, May 31, 2024
Law and order
LAW AND ORDER, MOTHAFUCKERS!
— Rachel Vindman 🌻 (@natsechobbyist) May 30, 2024
A profound injustice
Understand what the Trump verdict means: That, IN FACT, Trump unlawfully cheated to win the 2016 election.
— Susan Solomon (@SusanSolomon) May 30, 2024
Then the election law felon went on to nominate 3 SCOTUS judges.
What profound injustice to us all that our system has no mechanism to right this history-altering crime.
Trump finally makes America great again
This trial could never have happened in the countries Trump admires. No one can hold Xi, Putin, Orban, Erdogan, Lukashenko, or any other of these vile strongmen accountable. This is why we invest in democracy and work to uphold it when it is being attacked.
— Ruth Ben-Ghiat (@ruthbenghiat) May 30, 2024
Guilty on all 34 counts
This is Donald J. Trump. He is not a Patriot. He is a traitor against the United States. He stole the 2016 election by breaking campaign finance laws to defraud American voters.
— Southern Sister Resister - Wordsmith #IAmTheStorm (@ResisterSis20) May 30, 2024
Found guilty of 34 counts, he is a convicted felon. He is the 2024 Republican nominee for president. pic.twitter.com/E6zwaDpCme
Thursday, May 30, 2024
What do we got that they ain't got? Courage!
The Republican Party is a big tent party that welcomes cowards of all races and genders. pic.twitter.com/STh6RBXzHL
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) May 23, 2024
The GOP is enshrining racism in our laws
Today’s U.S. Supreme Court decision in Alexander v. South Carolina State Conference of the NAACP is further affirmation that this Court has chosen to disenfranchise Black voters and rob us of our fundamental access to the ballot box.
— James E. Clyburn (@RepJamesClyburn) May 23, 2024
Today's Bible lesson
It’s been a few years since I was in Bible study but I’m pretty sure Jesus didn’t have a flag that stood for stealing the votes of hundreds of thousands of people so billionaires and corporations could keep cheating on their taxes and turn a country into a dictatorship.
— Heather Thomas (@HeatherThomasAF) May 23, 2024
I'm just absolutely shocked
More Classified Documents Found At Mar-A-Lago—Including In Trump’s Bedroom—After FBI Search, Filing Revealshttps://t.co/LoQmFHAHmF pic.twitter.com/wP2tYh4lkm
— Forbes (@Forbes) May 21, 2024
Wednesday, May 29, 2024
If ever there was an "I told you so" moment...
Trump says he’s ‘looking at’ contraception restrictions https://t.co/9fRZIuz4nu
— POLITICO (@politico) May 21, 2024
And most of them vote for the GOP
The single biggest problem with this country is that we have too many dumb fucks.
— Captain Obvious™️ (@TheFungi669) May 21, 2024
Once again, the GOP showing it's anything but Christian
Republicans called us "hunger weirdos" for saying people shouldn't go without food.
— Rep. Jim McGovern (@RepMcGovern) May 23, 2024
Guess what? I think what's "weird" is having hungry veterans, seniors & kids when we live in the richest country on Earth.
Their callousness & cruelty is beyond weird. It's awful. pic.twitter.com/EoTmgLZMXC
Trump's 2024 shitshow
It's not just that Trump got booed off stage at the Libertarian Convention. It's that every single one of you reading this knew Trump would get booed off stage. Yet the people running Trump's 2024 shitshow didn't see it coming. And that's the fun part:https://t.co/pX8T808qAh
— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) May 26, 2024
Tuesday, May 28, 2024
The future can be ours
Trump is not running to lead America. He’s running for revenge.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 23, 2024
But you can’t build a future on revenge.
I’m running to lead America into the future.
Absolutely--never underestimate the racism in the GOP
This is exactly why I’m telling you the Civil Rights Act of 1964 is on the chopping board in Trump’s Unified Reich. They want segregation back. https://t.co/2vRAEpB3AJ
— Rachel Bitecofer 🗽💡ðŸ”🦆 (@RachelBitecofer) May 24, 2024
Oh, yeah!
Dear Trump Cultists: The psychopath you have whored yourself out for was humiliated tonight at the Libertarian Convention.
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) May 26, 2024
Get used to it.
He ate shit. And America is going to make sure he eats shit every day for the rest of his life.
Everything about Trump is a lie
Trump pulls up to the NASCAR race today and acts like the crowd is cheering for him so his propaganda film crew can do a nice edit later. pic.twitter.com/Fp7AW7AwzC
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 26, 2024
Monday, May 27, 2024
A reminder for Memorial Day
It's Memorial Day weekend, so let's remember that the Republican Party has done jack shit for veterans.
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) May 24, 2024
Total media fail
Why are we learning 2 YEARS later that Trump kept stolen docs after the FBI search?
— Lindy Li (@lindyli) May 22, 2024
Why are we learning 3 YRS later that Alito flew a coup flag?
Why are we learning 9 YRS later about NYT/Trump collusion?
Why are we learning DECADES later about Thomas’ bribes?
Total media FAIL
This doesn't sound like a recipe for Trump success
So far the entire 2024 campaign has been Trump holding a rally in some insane spot, declaring the crowd is 5-8X times larger than it was, Democrats using aerial pictures and facts to point out the real crowd size, and Republicans crowing that they've made the libs hysterical
— Will Bunch (@Will_Bunch) May 24, 2024
When you've lost Libertarians...
Trump: “Now, I think you should nominate me or at least vote for me.”
— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) May 26, 2024
Libertarians: “Boooooooooooo!!!”pic.twitter.com/bWi6dPHxn4
Sunday, May 26, 2024
Quod erat demonstrandum
The upshot of this afternoon’s one-two punch of the second Alito flag and Nikki Haley’s endorsement of Trump:
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) May 22, 2024
👉 A lot of people on the right have lost their minds.
👉 And a lot of other people on the right are afraid to say it.
Trump's racism runs long and deep
“Trump cares so much about black men that he wanted us executed even though we were found innocent.”
— Captain Obvious™️ (@TheFungi669) May 22, 2024
~The Central Park 5
The GOP wants to fuck you over
Just a reminder that Speaker Mike Johnson has proposed cuts of $2 trillion from Medicare, $3 trillion from Medicaid and the Affordable Care Act, and $750 billion from Social Security.
— Mike Levin (@MikeLevin) May 20, 2024
No, those are not typos.
Vote! https://t.co/tuplEb7LGN
Supremely corrupt
A judge is supposed to act in a way that enables all parties and lawyers appearing before the Court to believe they will be treated fairly. Alito and Thomas have brazenly destroyed this bedrock principle. https://t.co/JqmKJbGZmI
— Tim Kaine (@timkaine) May 17, 2024
Saturday, May 25, 2024
This is pure fucking evil
Steve Bannon on Trump’s Project 2025: We mock your fear, we want you to fear. There will be accountability. We are going to hold everyone who opposes Trump responsible. That will come with authority, the authority of Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/o9FIPXEFXG
— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) May 22, 2024
So anti-semitism and misogyny are okay, but protesting police brutality isn't?
Unless you’re Black and kneeling, I guess https://t.co/2xGNcwBwe8
— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) May 22, 2024
Putin's stooge
Nothing says “Russian Hoax” quite like the @GOP’s leader telling everyone that he’s working with Putin and asking Putin to keep an American hostage unless he wins. pic.twitter.com/jBB4Z8EHea
— Sgt Joker (@TheSGTJoker) May 23, 2024
I'm shocked--another gutless republicans
So when Nikki Haley said “It is now up to Donald Trump to earn the votes of those in our party and beyond it who did not support him.” She really meant, he can treat me and my voters like garbage and I’ll still fall in line and support him.
— Sarah Longwell (@SarahLongwell25) May 22, 2024
Friday, May 24, 2024
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CDXC--Pete Droge: Going Whichever Way the Wind Blows
Donald the Meek
Trump didn’t testify because he’s a coward and he doesn’t need to as his followers all believe his BS anyway.
— NoelCaslerComedy🌙 (@caslernoel) May 21, 2024
It’s the same reason he won’t debate.
Heil Trump
Republicans are no longer the Right Wing.
— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) May 21, 2024
They’re the Reich Wing.
Flags of our traitors
Breaking News: A second provocative flag linked to Jan. 6 was flown at a home of the Supreme Court justice Samuel Alito. https://t.co/DCnJ1drXPR pic.twitter.com/MB3JN3TapZ
— The New York Times (@nytimes) May 22, 2024
It was a dark and Stormy slight...
BOROWITZ: Stormy Daniels Not Surprised Trump’s Defense Was Small and Didn’t Last Long pic.twitter.com/PmVRth76Nn
— scha·den·freu·de (@BlisterPearl) May 22, 2024
Thursday, May 23, 2024
Hate is the common denominator
Hitler also had his band of adoring sycophants all jockeying to be his number two during their time in power. Hess, Goring, Bormann, Himmler, Speer then, Vance, Stefanik, the animal killer, Scott, Burgum, Rubio now.
— Richard Signorelli 🌱🇺🇦 🌊 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 (@richsignorelli) May 19, 2024
And it will get even worse if Trump wins again
It was so much worse than you remember
— Luke Zaleski (@ZaleskiLuke) May 19, 2024
Justice Dept. Never Fully Examined Trump’s Ties to Russia, Ex-Officials Say - The New York Times https://t.co/NVxIYgV17Y
Where the GOP first told us how they feel about democracy
A 5-4, unsigned, good-for-this-case-only decision handed down by justices who owed their jobs directly, or indirectly to the father of the guy they handed the presidency to. THAT is when the modern Supreme Court decided "fuck it, we're just gonna do what we want, screw democracy" pic.twitter.com/C66IWZe1uC
— scary lawyerguy (@scarylawyerguy) May 18, 2024
Who would expect any other strategy from Trump other than lying
.@davidfrum reacts to Michael Cohen's testimony: "The Trump defense is that everyone in the Trump organization was a criminal and a liar and a crook, except for the boss, who was not." @kasie
— The Intellectualist (@highbrow_nobrow) May 17, 2024
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Wednesday, May 22, 2024
Trump's drug dealer says Donnie's healthier than Obama
Trump: They asked him who is a better physical specimen, is it Donald Trump, or is it Obama? He said it is not even close, Donald Trump, not even close, I said I love this guy. Dr. Ronny Jackson pic.twitter.com/G8vIkc8d9D
— Acyn (@Acyn) May 18, 2024
Trump is going to slaughter a lot more than just Jews
Trump is telling Americans that a vote for him is a vote for a “unified Reich.”
— Marlene Robertson (@marlene4719) May 21, 2024
This is the same Third Reich that slaughtered 6M Jews.
pic.twitter.com/nsTLWKGUZH
The GOP is declaring open season on enemies of the Reich
GOP Gov Greg Abbott pardon today of a murderer who was unanimously convicted by a jury of killing a BLM protester is telling you that the GOP will protect you if you murder their political enemies. It's same as Trump vowing to pardon his Jan 6 terrorists. Today's GOP is a cancer
— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@DeanObeidallah) May 16, 2024
Not the flags of true Americans
First the black, white & blue anti-Black Lives Matter flag flew outside of Trump rallies, then on stage, next to the US flag; in Wisconsin last week it replaced the US flag behind Trump; now the American flag, with all its complications, is just gone, & a fascist banner waves. pic.twitter.com/kJC0V06OqY
— Jeff Sharlet (@JeffSharlet) October 29, 2020
Tuesday, May 21, 2024
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CDLXXXIX: David Lindley: Mercury Blues
Another reason to vote blue in 2024
Trump says he will appoint extreme MAGA judges who are as young as possible so they will be in power for “50 years” if he wins pic.twitter.com/5dBy4x02sD
— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) May 18, 2024
Buying the stairway to hell
50 billionaire families have already spent $600 million on the 2024 elections.
— Robert Reich (@RBReich) May 16, 2024
More than half—$416 million—went to Republicans or conservative groups that want to extend Trump's tax cuts for the rich.
Could there be a clearer example of how big money corrupts our democracy?
Yes, we are
Marjorie Taylor Greene: Americans are looking at Republicans and laughing at us. They think we are a complete joke pic.twitter.com/2xrY6DQvD9
— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) May 15, 2024
Texas is gone
He wrote about wanting to kill Muslims and blacks. He murdered a Black Lives Matter protestor and was sentenced to 25 years in prison: Gov. Greg Abbott pardons Daniel Perry, convicted for murder of Black Lives Matter protester https://t.co/WLW3VYz9x2 via @houstonchron
— Frank Figliuzzi (@FrankFigliuzzi1) May 16, 2024
Monday, May 20, 2024
Cult of insanity
The "Manson Girls" held vigil every day outside Charles' 1971 trial, just like Mike "Squeaky" Johnson and his GOP friends are doing today for their cult leader. pic.twitter.com/EEjv5hZg8b
— Thom Hartmann (@Thom_Hartmann) May 16, 2024
Nothing more than a political hack
A photo was just unearthed showing Supreme Court justice Samuel Alito’s home flying an upside-down American flag in January 2021.
— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) May 16, 2024
The upside-down flag was a symbol used by “stop the steal” MAGA activists who were trying to overturn the 2020 election.https://t.co/2tC2DMMvpX pic.twitter.com/ImG5fG1ZAM
Trump literally advocated for gunning down BLM protesters in the streets
Trump: And honestly, there's been no president since Abraham Lincoln, perhaps in a certain way including Abraham Lincoln, that has done more for the Black individual in this country than Donald J. Trump. Nobody. Not even close pic.twitter.com/EoEFTRZPrf
— Acyn (@Acyn) May 18, 2024
Space cadet bonespurs
BREAKING: Donald Trump just glitched out and froze at his rally tonight. He is clearly unfit for office. Retweet so every American knows Trump is senile. pic.twitter.com/QTa5qKNy8H
— Biden’s Wins (@BidensWins) May 19, 2024
Sunday, May 19, 2024
Dark Brandon vs. Donnie Dementia
Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasn’t shown up for a debate.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 15, 2024
Now he’s acting like he wants to debate me again.
Well, make my day, pal. pic.twitter.com/AkPmvs2q4u
Too weak to serve
Lieu: Trump has fallen asleep multiple times at his own criminal trial. I think there are some physical and mental issues that should be investigated. If Trump is so weak and feeble that he can’t stay awake at his own trial, he can’t be president pic.twitter.com/8WHYWmHuMF
— Acyn (@Acyn) May 16, 2024
Dow 40,000--and fuck you, Donnie
Trump four months ago: I hope the economy crashes in the next twelve months
— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) May 16, 2024
(The Dow just hit 40,000 for the first time ever in history) pic.twitter.com/5Nej3OSRVq
Not fit for a seat on the Supreme Court
“Flag desecration is the desecration of a flag & violation of flag protocol.” At Justice Alito’s house, an upside-down flag, adopted by MAGA insurrectionists, flew over the justice’s front lawn just days after 1/6! The Republican Party, MAGA, & Trump have destroyed the U.S.A. pic.twitter.com/4Ct8g85fOP
— Cameron Spradling, Attorney & Counselor at Law (@CamSpradling) May 17, 2024
Saturday, May 18, 2024
Run, democrats, run
.@SenHesselbein: “For the first time in over 20 years, we have a Democratic candidate running in every district in the Wisconsin State Senate.” pic.twitter.com/h4acphLXdo
— Dan Shafer (@DanRShafer) May 6, 2024
What fools believe
It’s endlessly amusing to me that Trumpers think a Jersey beach full of day-drunk dumbfucks in adult diapers and MAGA merch proves he’s going to win.
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) May 13, 2024
That’s like someone saying their STD proves they’re good at sex.
The foundation of our constitutional democracy
Asking whether you will accept the 2024 election results is not a “hypothetical” question. It is the foundation of our constitutional democracy and if you can’t do it, it should disqualify you from office. https://t.co/IGvKxO0VVC
— Richard Stengel (@stengel) May 12, 2024
Biden is cleaning Putin's clock
BREAKING: Because of President Biden’s overwhelming support for Ukraine, Vladimir Putin continues to fail on the battlefield and now has replaced his Minister of Defense. President Biden has America serving as the arsenal of democracy at home and abroad.
— Biden’s Wins (@BidensWins) May 12, 2024
Friday, May 17, 2024
Democrats have got your back
When Democrats talk about freedom, we talk about a woman's right to make decisions about her own body without government interference.
— TrumpsTaxes (@TrumpsTaxes) May 13, 2024
When Republican talk about freedom, they talk about home appliances.
The two parties are not the same.
Trump's Stepford sycophants
Dressed by daddy. pic.twitter.com/2cfkCCG08E
— Brian Guest (@brguest20) May 14, 2024
Good ol' GOP family values
Marry a rich guy for citizenship, crank out an anchor baby to seal the deal and leverage a renegotiated prenup, then live at a separate residence for the next 17 years because your husband had sex with a porn star right after you gave birth? pic.twitter.com/enVZS56Gu2
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 12, 2024
Trump's mental acuity may be THE issue of 2024
He’s fucking demented. With dementia. Where’s the media on this? It’s bananas that Hillary sneezed and there was a week-long news cycle about it. Hur lied for political points in his report and the Times did 30 stories that week misrepresenting it. TRUMP IS NOT WELL. COVER IT. https://t.co/VYCvGLkywR
— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) May 12, 2024
Thursday, May 16, 2024
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CDLXXXVIII--The Refreshments: Banditos
Not even remotely Christ like
So good of pious Mike Johnson to show support for cheating on your wife with a porn star, paying her hush money to cover it up, and falsifying business records so America doesn’t find out about it before an election. https://t.co/4dDzvDs0s7
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) May 14, 2024
Really gonna cherish watching Trump lose this Roevember
Trump says abortion bans that force teenage rape victims to give birth are “something that we should cherish” pic.twitter.com/4m7Bp028LS
— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) May 12, 2024
For the benefit of autocrats around the world
Folks, he is not going to leave office, ever. Know this before you decide not to vote for Biden. It will be worse than you can imagine and a national security disaster. The aim is to destroy America, to the benefit of autocrats around the world. https://t.co/Iao7lJupLh
— Ruth Ben-Ghiat (@ruthbenghiat) May 11, 2024
Guaranteed to enact a nationwide abortion ban on day one
Trump thanks John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Neil Gorsuch, Amy Coney Barrett, Samuel Alito, Clarence Thomas for overturning Roe pic.twitter.com/QTvKeTF6tL
— Acyn (@Acyn) May 11, 2024