Trump says he has so successfully intimidated Rand Paul that he is now an obedient little cuck.
— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) July 28, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Friday, July 31, 2026
How do these fucking people look themselves in the mirror?
Thursday, July 30, 2026
GOP release of Fauci diary confirms what we already knew: Trump is a colossal fuck up
Anthony Fauci lets loose on 'infinitely lying' Trump in COVID diary. Fauci called President Donald Trump "out of control," a "true embarrassment" and "an idiot" in his personal diary www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
— JMay (@bubbles9333.bsky.social) July 28, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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Fauci nails it again
Fauci accuses Rand Paul of having an "unhinged obsession with calling for my prosecution" and of making "repeated slanderous comments," then says "although it pains me to do so... under advice of my attorneys, I will invoke my right under the 5th Amendment to refrain from answering your questions."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) July 29, 2026 at 9:02 AM
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Monday, July 17, 2023
My God, could the GOP possibly be any more overtly racist?
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) complains about how antitrust laws impact college sports at a hearing on the PGA Tour-LIV merger:
— The Recount (@therecount) July 11, 2023
“Now everybody that plays basketball in college is gonna be driving a Bentley or a Rolls. I mean, we’re gonna be seeing rap stars instead of basketball stars.” pic.twitter.com/raasfga8XC
Friday, September 2, 2022
And may they all rot in hell as well
We’re watching the demise of Mitch McConnell and Ted Cruz and Rand Paul and Jim Jordan and Josh Hawley in real time as politicians. May take a year or two before their done done. But remember how horrible they all are in this moment and then how they try to soften themselves soon
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 27, 2022
Thursday, May 19, 2022
And if we're not careful, it will be our downfall
The American political story of this century is the story of how Russia infiltrated the Republican Party.
— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) May 13, 2022
Saturday, December 18, 2021
No, tell us how you really feel
Rand Paul is a fermented morsel of shit. He believes in nothing save for political expediency. He is the platonic ideal of a hypocrite. His balls are cotton candy. His mind is reptilian. Fuck him to a boring, Protestant hell. This is my evening tweet.
— David Simon (@AoDespair) December 12, 2021
Tuesday, December 14, 2021
Rand Paul, selfish prick
We should do all we can to help our Kentucky neighbors. God be with them — they are hurting. But do not for one second forget that @RandPaul has voted against helping most Americans most times they’re in need. https://t.co/JkZQOZ4HuG
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) December 12, 2021
Saturday, September 25, 2021
Lenin must be smiling from beyond the grave
Interesting! McConnell and Ron/Rand Paul aides indicted for conspiring to funnel foreign money from a Russian national to Trump in 2016 https://t.co/sFw7LD0J3w
— Olga Lautman (@OlgaNYC1211) September 20, 2021
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Saturday, June 26, 2021
They could be royals...
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| The ideal republican President |
Saturday, August 22, 2020
Thursday, July 20, 2017
A special kind of stupid
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| You're the one with the headache--the "free" market is the ball and chain |
One of the reasons Trumpcare has failed thus far, is that radical right-wingers like Rand Paul don't believe it goes far enough in screwing over your average American. Paul wants to turn it all over to the marketplace (Exact quote: "You have to believe that leaving people alone, that the marketplace will bring prices down." Seriously? Who the fuck believes that other than rich folks?) and let it decide what prices to charge folks like us who aren't millionaires.
And while this piece from Think Progress does an excellent job of debunking Paul's bullshit, it doesn't make the simple argument: the marketplace doesn't care if you live or die, but the government (at least when it's run by Democrats) does. Frankly, if the poor, the working class, and the middle class want affordable healthcare that will actually protect them when they're sick, the government must be involved.
Otherwise, you can guarantee that business will start booming for funeral homes--which, come to think of it, may be the republican plan after all.
Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee
Monday, August 10, 2015
A Rand dumb thought
Nicely, my response to Paul's "working harder" supposition can be neatly summed up in three words: "Fuck you, Rand."
Peace,
emaycee
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
Koch heads
Not so sure any of the Fab Five should be rejoicing--contrary to republican groupthink, rich folks aren't all that popular with average Americans these days and I'm pretty sure that whoever wins the Democratic nomination (not to mention our support groups) is going to use large chunks of the two to three hundred million dollars they'll have in their campaign chests to remind average Americans just how much they don't like rich rolks.
Having the Koch brothers on your side is a lot like trying to paddle a row boat with a basketball sized hole in the bottom across the Pacific Ocean--the odds were long to begin with but the hole makes it impossible.
Peace,
emaycee
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
...Fat chance
Like Ted Cruz before him, Rand Paul inhabits a building where the elevator does not go to the top floor and the American people (not to mention the powers that be in the republican party) aren't about to put a conspiracy theorist nutjob in charge of our families' well-being.
Next republican candidate please!
Peace,
emaycee
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
Hiding in plain sight
Jeb Bush embarrassed himself in the past week by proclaiming himself to be the technology candidate and then hiring as his technology chief a misogynistic homophobic racist and releasing a slew of e-mails from his governship in Florida trying to show his caring nature only he didn't care enough to redact the senders' personal information (including social security numbers). Rand Paul embarrased himself in the past week by proclaiming that kids who were vaccinated suddenly turned into crazed zombies and that Hillary Clinton spawned ISIS. Chris Christie embarrassed himself by going overseas and showing he knows nothing about foreign policy or vaccinations. Scott Walker embarrassed himself today by also going overseas and refusing to say whether he believes in evolution because it isn't a question a politician should be concerned with (fucking really?).
No wonder republicans this week began sniping at Hillary Clinton because she's not campaigning and is supposedly in hiding. If our candidate was peforming this badly, I'd want anyone out there from the other side who might deflect attention, too.
Christ, how does anyone vote for a republican?
Peace,
emaycee
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
Rand Paul, mega fucking idiot
And along came mega fucking idiot Rand Paul to calm my fears.
Posting on his Facebook page, Paul decided to put up pictures of defeated Senatorial candidates and beneath each put "#Hillaryslosers."
Because nothing is more Presidential than pulling a stunt that would be lame even for your average high school freshman.
Peace,
emaycee
Monday, August 25, 2014
Can Hillary blow it?
For starters, Ms. Clinton seems to be distancing herself from President Obama's foreign policy. This is strange because a) Clinton's politically strategic vote on the Iraq War probably cost her the last election (I know it cost her my vote); b) Obama looks like Winston Churchill times ten on foreign policy compared to the debacle that was Bush the Lesser; and c) she was an awfully big part of it for four years as our Secretary of State. And it's not like doing so is going to gain her any republican votes in the 2016 election--if she wins, it'll be because of Democrats.
Needless to say, republican upstart and a man who will never be President, Rand Paul, is already attacking Ms. Clinton as a "warhawk." How inept must you be when your comments cause a republican to call you, a lifelong Democrat, a hawk?
Notice anything about Ms. Clinton's comments on the uproar in Ferguson, MO? Of course you didn't--becuase she has said nothing. How much of a kick in the ass is that to black Americans after they came out in full force to help put the Clintons in the White House?
It's not 1992 or 1996--it's going to be 2016 when the next Presidential election arrives, and the way to win is not to run as republican lite. The path to victory is to run as a Democrat. Frankly, I'm really beginning to believe that she might fuck up her chances a second time--she's either inept at Presidential campaigning or just flat doesn't fucking get it.
Either way, Martin O'Malley anyone? How about Deval Patrick?
Will a real Democrat please run?
Peace,
emaycee




