Fuck Donald Trump
Thursday, May 21, 2026
Sometimes satire is good for the soul
“A 32-year-old woman with no history of plastic surgery presented to doctors with distended lips, eyelid discoloration, and severe cheek swelling. Subsequent contact tracing determined the patient had contracted Mar-a-Lago face via a brief exposure to respiratory droplets from Kimberly Guilfoyle.”
— Dave in AK (@bikewritedave.bsky.social) May 5, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Is there one fucking competent person in the Trump Administration?
Dr. Oz claimed 1 in 3 U.S. hospices are in L.A. False. He called $3.5B in billing “fraud.” His own agency corrected him. He blamed the “Russian mafia.” No evidence. Meanwhile, California leads the NATION in Medicaid fraud recoveries. Oz isn’t fighting fraud... he’s manufacturing it!
— Forward Blue (@forwardblue.bsky.social) May 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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The end of the Trump presidency
In case you need any more motivation to hold the most corrupt "president" in U.S. history accountable. #Register&VOTE 🌊
— Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) May 19, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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MAGA loves them some pedophiles
Trump has spent over $32 million to defeat Thomas Massie Every penny spent against Massie is for one and only one reason Thomas Massie wants full disclosure of the Trump-Epstein Files. Trump may beat Massie but he will never escape Epstein #USDemocracy #ProudBlue
— Marty Taylor (@realmartyt7.bsky.social) May 19, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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Wednesday, May 20, 2026
GOP: Giving money to billionaires = good; giving money to working people = bad
Funny how Republicans rediscover deficit panic only when a Democrat is president. The Congressional Budget Office now says projected deficits are expected to be $2 trillion higher over the next decade after SCOTUS' recent tariff ruling and Trump's recent policy changes.
— Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️🌈 (@beingliberal.bsky.social) May 4, 2026 at 8:50 AM
All is most definitely not lost
Democrats have overperformed by roughly +8% to +12% in special elections during Trump’s second term — about +10 points on average. Even factoring in GOP-friendly redistricting, that kind of shift would likely put Democrats at ~225–235 House seats in November — more than enough for a clear majority.
— Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) May 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
A maggot puking in shit is less disgusting
A newly released ethics filing has revealed that US President Donald Trump made over 3,600 stock trades during the first quarter of 2026 with a value of between $220 million (€188mn) and $750 million (€641mn). ➡️ https://l.euronews.com/kjw8
— Euronews (@euronews.com) May 15, 2026 at 8:33 AM
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One of the greatest self-owns in American history
JD Vance: "If you want to rebuilt the American dream for the next generation, vote against the crazy leadership in Washington DC"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) May 18, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Tuesday, May 19, 2026
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. DXCII--Lenny Welch: Since I Fell for You
24 million people losing healthcare thanks to the GOP
🧵 Billionaire tax breaks over health care for everyday Americans. That's what the Big Ugly Bill Republicans passed last year has brought. Some 24 million are dropping insurance this year because of cuts to Healthcare tax credits by Republicans. Upper middle aged people are hardest hit.
— DrDinD.bsky.social (@drdind.bsky.social) May 1, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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EVERYONE in the GOP is a fucking asshole
For a class assignment, a 10yo kid in NC wrote to his congresswoman, GOP Rep. Virginia Foxx, about electric vehicles. At the end of her reply: “Ask your teacher to explain propaganda to you. ... Because they are too interested in indoctrinating you. How sad.”
— The Downballot (@the-downballot.com) May 13, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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An easy mark
I hate to admit it but John Bolton is right again.
— George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) May 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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The GOP playbook: The rich get richer...and you get nothing
Amazon, Meta, and Microsoft are all planning huge layoffs. Amazon got $17.5B in federal tax breaks last year. Jeff Bezos is worth $270B. Meta saved $13.7B in taxes. Mark Zuckerberg is worth $210B. Microsoft saved $12.5B last year. Its CEO is worth $1.3B. This is what a rigged economy looks like.
— Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) May 15, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Monday, May 18, 2026
Iran AND China bitch slap Trump
China and Iran team up to humiliate Trump—while he’s in Beijing. “As Trump meets Xi, Iran lets Chinese ships through the Strait of Hormuz.” www.nytimes.com/2026/05/14/w...
— Bill Kristol (@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social) May 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Another boner from Trump
CNN: Trump’s Asst. Secretary for Health at HHS, led the federal press conference on the hantavirus outbreak. Before joining the administration last November, Christine was an Alabama-based urologist who specialized in penile implants. But don’t worry, he’s also an far right extremist nut job.
— TommyBoy (@tampatom69.bsky.social) May 15, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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Taking lying lessons from Trump
Fox is regime propaganda poison
— The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) May 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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A complete and utter disaster on the economy...and everyone but the cult knows it
Holy crap. 70% disapproval.
— Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) May 12, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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Sunday, May 17, 2026
Trump was in way over his head
Trump Offers Platitudes While Xi Warns Of Possible Confrontation During China Summit #HuffingtonPost
— #TuckFrump (@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social) May 14, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Welfare queen Kristi
Kristi Noem got FIRED in March and is STILL living rent-free in a Coast Guard home on YOUR dime. No explanation. No timeline. No accountability. They lecture everyone about handouts while helping themselves. #USDemocracy #Pinks apple.news/Ak9yKqPPFR6G...
— Marie 🇨🇦 🐸 (@pawbaby2.bsky.social) May 2, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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Trump humiliated himself for nothing
Amid his disastrous war of choice and self-created economic crisis, Donald Trump flew halfway around the world to flatter a foreign dictator—and came back with nothing to show for it. Nothing about that is "America first."
— Tammy Duckworth (@duckworth.senate.gov) May 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
No sucker like a MAGA sucker!
TrumpMobile is now evidently shipping a two-year old Chinese-made phone, the T-Mobile REVVL 7 Pro 5G, to MAGA die-hards who ordered the $500 Trump phone. The T-Mobile REVVL 7 Pro 5G is available on Amazon for about $125 and sells in wholesale quantities for $40 to $50. Grifters gotta grift.
— Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) (@portlandken.bsky.social) May 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Saturday, May 16, 2026
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. DXCI--Ian and Sylvia: Four Strong Winds
The snub seen around the world
🚨 Trump arrived in China expecting a major summit moment — but Xi Jinping reportedly didn’t even bother greeting him at the airport. 👀 Critics are calling it a humiliating diplomatic snub seen around the world. #Trump #China #Politics
— Moments to Remember (@moments2remember.link) May 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Political retribution AND grifting
Trump to cut $1 billion to California Medicaid for not institutionalizing the elderly & disabled. CA "In-home care" keeps people in their homes & out of care facilities. Trump, Vance, Oz & Republicans wants them put in expensive care facilities, out of sight & alone newrepublic.com/post/210384/...
— Russ (@pappyparki.bsky.social) May 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Mr. Tough Guy inserts his nose firmly into XI Jinping's ass
Q: "Do you think we should still be selling [Taiwan] weapons?" Trump: "Well I'm going to have that discussion with President Xi. President Xi would like us not to and I'll have that discussion."
— The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) May 11, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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How to end your political career in one move
BREAKING: Colorado Gov. Jared Polis (D) said he will be granting clemency to Tina Peters — a prominent election denier currently serving a nine-year state prison sentence for her role in a voting system breach. The move follows sustained pressure from Trump to secure her release.
— Democracy Docket (@democracydocket.com) May 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Friday, May 15, 2026
And most of it by your idiot boss
JD Vance: "There's a lot of fraud in the federal government. It's unbelievable how much you've been fleeced by your own government."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) May 14, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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Settling his lawsuit with our money
Trump is considering dropping his $10 billion IRS lawsuit in exchange for the creation of a $1.7 billion slush fund that he controls (funded by taxpayers) to pay graft, bribes, & kickbacks to allies who claim they were wrongfully targeted by the Biden administration. abcnews.com/US/trump-poi...
— Saigonbond (@ogsaigonbond.bsky.social) May 15, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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An economic serial killer
"Our president is basically an economic serial killer, whacking firms left and right. In addition to the intentional corporate executions, there are a great many Trump casualties that look more like manslaughter...victims mangled by Trump’s agenda." open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
— Bill Kristol (@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social) May 8, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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An empire in decline
China once envied America — Now US is seen as an 'empire in decline' under Trump #AlterNet
— #TuckFrump (@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social) May 12, 2026 at 9:57 AM
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Thursday, May 14, 2026
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. DXC--Buddy Holly: Well...All Right
Revenge is a dish best served on the rocks
Exclusive: FBI Director Kash Patel has distributed “Ka$h”-branded bottles of bourbon to bureau staff and civilians, multiple people in Patel’s orbit tell Sarah Fitzpatrick. theatln.tc/n62c70PM
— The Atlantic (@theatlantic.com) May 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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Fucking earthworms have more sense than MAGA
These gullible suckers will never learn.
— Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) April 25, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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Trump continues his "I'm a Racist Pig" tour
Donald Trump lashed out at a Black female reporter, calling her question “stupid.” trib.al/A4pUo2q “This is one of the worst reporters—she’s with ABC Fake News, and she’s a horror show."
— The New Republic (@newrepublic.com) May 11, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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The "pro-life" party did this
You don't get to escape the consequences of your choices .Your choice will mean an estimated 14 million additional deaths by 2030, which includes 4.5 million children, due to the loss of USAID. In the US, the changes, cuts, to the ACA and medicaid are estimated to cause an additional 51, 000 a year.
— veritableplethora.bsky.social (@veritableplethora.bsky.social) July 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Wednesday, May 13, 2026
This is how you bitch slap Trump officials
If FBI Director Patel wants to pass out branded bourbon or pop bottles in a locker room, he should stick to podcasting. This is a serious job & I don't believe the American people can count on him. Patel should never have been confirmed. He should resign or be fired.
— Senator Patty Murray (@murray.senate.gov) May 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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This is what a President getting humiliated by Iran says
Trump says it's "TREASON" to say that Iran is doing well in the war against the U.S.
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) May 12, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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Stopping inflation on day one--NOT!
Inflation hit 3.8% last month, the highest rate in three years. Gas prices alone rose 5.4% from March to April due to Trump's war on Iran. And the jump in grocery prices this past month was the highest in nearly four years. Wages are now officially lagging behind inflation. "New Golden Age."
— Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) May 12, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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Trump doesn't care "even a little bit" about your family's economic survival
President Trump says he’s not thinking about Americans’ finances "even a little bit" in Iran talks, as the “only thing” that matters is Iran “can’t have a nuclear weapon.”
— NBC News (@nbcnews.com) May 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Tuesday, May 12, 2026
Speaking of sleepy Presidents...
President Donald Trump was apparently caught napping during an Oval Office event on maternal health on Monday, the latest of many such incidents — but the White House tried to save face for him by denying it had happened at all.
— Raw Story (@rawstory.com) May 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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#SlavaUkraini
Putin just hosted the weakest Victory Day parade in nearly 20 years. No tanks. No missiles. No Russian hardware. He had to import North Korean troops to fill Red Square. This is what a strongman looks like when he’s losing. Full story →
— The Democratic Coalition (@thedemcoalition.bsky.social) May 10, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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Three million more people going hungry thanks to the GOP
Trump-GOP Law Spurs Largest Loss of Food Aid in Decades More than 3 million Americans lost benefits in just six months. One food assistance policy expert said, "The harm will only grow as the full brunt of HR 1's SNAP cuts takes effect."
— Common Dreams (@commondreams.org) April 29, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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This is how popular Ballroom Republicans are
funniest thing i’ve ever seen
— onion person (@junlper.beer) May 6, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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Monday, May 11, 2026
Racism is alive and well in Tennessee
The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.
— singlecatlady23.bsky.social (@singlecatlady23.bsky.social) May 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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MAGA gets stupider by the day
Top MAGA Pastor Tells Fox News Trump Knows the Bible Better Than Pope Leo XIV You can't make this sh!t up! open.substack.com/pub/lettersf...
— loveismyreligion.bsky.social (@loveismyreligion.bsky.social) May 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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MAGA "Christians" shitting all over the first two commandments
NEW: MAGA evangelical leaders gather in Mar-a-Lago to bless and dedicate a gold statue dedicate to Donald Trump.
— Christopher Hale (@christopherjhale.bsky.social) May 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Nobody has ever loved Trump
This is what Mother’s Day means to an imbecile whose mother never loved him. Sad.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) May 10, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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Sunday, May 10, 2026
Not her fault Patel is an incompetent lush
MS NOW Exclusive: The FBI has launched a criminal leak investigation focusing on Atlantic magazine journalist Sarah Fitzpatrick, who wrote that deeply unflattering account of Kash Patel's work habits. There is deep concern about this approach among some of the FBI agents.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1.bsky.social) May 6, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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Beyond a shadow of a doubt
Every journalist should be asking what the hell is going on with this guy's health that they aren't telling us.
— The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) May 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Getting closer to Third World status every day
Which is the backwards country now, United States?
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) May 4, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Fair fighting
NEWS --> Dem can redraw anywhere from 10 to 22 additional House seats for the party in time for the 2028 elections if they aggressively redistrict in 7 key states, a new Fair Fight Action analysis finds. This would neutralize GOP's post-SCOTUS advantage. New piece: newrepublic.com/article/2098...
— Greg Sargent (@gregsargent.bsky.social) May 1, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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Saturday, May 9, 2026
Truth
I’m seeing lots of articles congratulating Karoline Leavitt on her new daughter and not a single one mentions the 165 children that Donald Trump killed in Iran that Karoline helped try to cover up.
— Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) May 7, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Trump takes the big L
Rep. Seth Moulton: "We're in a decidedly worse place because Trump started this war. Iran has way more leverage than they had at the beginning…This is a loss for us, and that's how dangerous this war has been."
— Home of the Brave (@ofthebraveusa.bsky.social) May 6, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Project Fuck Up
Trump shelved ‘Project Freedom’ after Saudis refused use of bases and airspace
— The Guardian (@theguardian.com) May 7, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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Making America Racist Again
Since October 2025, 4,499 refugees were resettled in the US, according to the Refugee Processing Center. All, except three from Afghanistan, were South African. In 2025 Trump halted all refugee admissions, including for applicants from warzones, but allowed Afrikaners, a white... TAT: [Nationalism]
— Trump Action Tracker (@trumpactiontracker.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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