We have an old man in the White House who rapes children, thinks Diet Coke cures cancer, and believes that he is Jesus Christ. No Iranian nuclear weapon could do more harm to America than Trump
— lawnmaker.bsky.social (@lawnmaker.bsky.social) April 14, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Sunday, April 19, 2026
America's worst enemy
Saturday, April 18, 2026
Could it be...blasphemy?
Hey, Christians, what’s worse? Trump posting a meme depicting himself as Jesus, or Trump lying about posting a meme depicting himself as Jesus?
— David Corn (@davidcorn.bsky.social) April 13, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Thursday, April 16, 2026
The morals of "Christians"
It's good to know that Trump posting an AI pic of himself as Jesus crossed a line with the MAGAts. It's a shame being a rapist and pedophile wasn't a deal breaker for them. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans
— LA Blue Dot in GA ๐๐ธ (@namwella1961.bsky.social) April 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Tuesday, April 14, 2026
One sick, sick mother fucker
Trump posts a picture showing him as Jesus, healing Jeffrey Epstein whilst White Americans pray to Trump. This is a real post on Truth Social. Here is the link if you want to check. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
— Beng (@bengtang.bsky.social) April 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Monday, April 13, 2026
Gonna go with the Pope on this one
Hegseth Says U.S. Troops Are Fighting for Jesus. The Pope Disagrees. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/w...
— ๐ฆ❄️๐Baron๐❄️๐ฆ (@baron333.bsky.social) April 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Wednesday, March 4, 2026
Jesus isn't anointing a pedophile for anything
A combat commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of Gods plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.
— Ian on Blue ๐ฆ๐บ๐ต๐ธ ๐ฎ๐ช ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Peace Is The Only Option (@saints-dragons.bsky.social) March 3, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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Thursday, December 25, 2025
On the third day of Christmas...
Except Mary, Jesus and Joseph were brown… Merry Christmas, everyone.
— Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Monday, December 8, 2025
Staggeringly full of crap
If you call yourself a follower of Jesus Christ but support the pepper-spraying and arresting of ministers, then thou art staggeringly full of crap.
— God (@thegodpodcast.com) November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Monday, February 10, 2025
True this
There isn’t anti-Christian bias in America, there’s anti-Jesus bias in American Evangelical Christianity.
— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz.bsky.social) February 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM











