Sunday, August 9, 2026
Big banks supporting child molesters
Bank of America and JPMorgan Chase likely violated federal anti-money laundering laws by failing to properly screen and report payments from Leon Black to Jeffrey Epstein, and underreporting Epstein’s suspicious activity to the Treasury Department.
— Senator Ron Wyden (@wyden.senate.gov) August 4, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Mike from Florida
El-Sayed: "If all Mike Rogers got is that 'his name is Abdul, and my name is Mike,' you're gonna be surprised how many people are like, 'Yeah, but that's the Abdul who wants to bring down the price of my groceries and make sure I got healthcare. So yeah, I like Abdul over your Mike from Florida.'"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 5, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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Iran has got Trump fucked from here to Pluto
Iranian officials said they were close to reaching an agreement with Oman over control of the Strait of Hormuz but said any deal would not reopen open the waterway unless the U.S. met a list of demands, including payment of war damages to Tehran.
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) August 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Cassidy's legacy? Utter gutlessness
Sen. Bill Cassidy: "I will vote for Mr. Blanche. I'll be criticized for this vote — what's new?"
— The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) August 7, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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