Fuck Donald Trump
Monday, August 31, 2026
If ever there was a "What the fuck?" moment...
Trump on the bond market: "The ultimate intervention is our military, and if we have to use it, we will"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 21, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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ICE is jailing innocent people to make billions for Corporate America
ICE arrests have hit a record high for Trump's second term. A vast majority of those who have been arrested are people with no criminal history. Remember that private prison companies like CoreCivic and GEO Group were some of Trump's biggest donors. They're now reporting billions in revenue.
— Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) August 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Beyond ridiculous
Nobody ever heard of it. Maybe because he just made it up. "In fact, hospitals now are doing reverse surgery at my order," Trump claimed during his speech. He added, "They're doing reverse surgery. Nobody ever heard about it." www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
— Starr Cash (@alpacastarr.bsky.social) August 24, 2026 at 8:02 AM
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Maybe MAGA can pretend that Trump hasn't fucked everything up, too
Donald Trump is pleading with his MAGA base to “pretend” he is on the ballot in the midterms in a desperate bid to avoid a GOP electoral wipeout.
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast.bsky.social) August 27, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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Sunday, August 30, 2026
All because Trump can't handle the truth
Trump has opened a new front in his campaign to intimidate political foes — threatening the Center for American Progress with a $5 billion defamation lawsuit over a report concluding that his deployment of the National Guard has had little effect on reducing violent crime.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1.bsky.social) August 21, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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So much winning!
BIg Beautiful Bill
— Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) August 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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For sarcasm, this is pretty spot on for the New York Times
What must Democrats do to win back middle class voters? We asked three tech billionaires at a yacht club on Biscayne Bay.
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) August 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Don't forget about the Vice President of Couch Fucking, JD Vance
Do we get to randomly rename stuff too? "The president lives at the Pedophile House, where he checks in on the latest news in the Iran conflict from the Department of Massive Losses before doing an event with Secretary of Human Suffering RFK Jr."
— Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) August 25, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Saturday, August 29, 2026
A moment of truth from Trump
A novel—and, no doubt, fleeting—moment of self-awareness.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) August 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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The word of God
This is fascism.
— God (@thegodshow.com) August 21, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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The fifth, elementary
When Justice is blind, bad guys take the fifth. When justice is corrupt, good guys take the fifth. Feel free to share.
— Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) July 29, 2026 at 11:57 PM
When you kowtow to MAGA, or how the mighty have fallen
Retailer Target pulled a children's Halloween costume from its shelves after widespread social media backlash, apologizing for selling a garment critics said evoked racist minstrel caricatures. n.pr/4ivka3L
— NPR (@npr.org) August 26, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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Friday, August 28, 2026
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. DCVI--Prince and the Revolution: Purple Rain
Famous final words...
US Trade Representative Jamieson Greer on a trade war with Canada: "There's no possible way it can really affect US well-being"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 24, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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Everything Trump touches, dies: Part Infinity
WaPo Exclusive: Ticket sales and fundraising collapsed after Trump's name was added to the Kennedy Center — even as the center's leaders publicly claimed a financial turnaround, according to confidential documents obtained by The Washington Post.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1.bsky.social) August 25, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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MAGA is scum
What do you do when you've launched a moral panic about transgender athletes in the WNBA, but there has never been an active trans player in the league? Simple: you start a conspiracy theory about every single woman on the court.
— Miles Klee 🦉 (@milesklee.bsky.social) August 26, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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So much to bitch slap, so little time
Let’s just call it Lake Natalie so we know you’ll start protecting our Great Lakes.
— Rep. Debbie Dingell (@debbiedingell.house.gov) August 25, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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Thursday, August 27, 2026
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. DCV--The Bangles: Manic Monday
Jeffries with a brutal betrayal
JEFFRIES: “We’d like for you to help us make healthcare more easily available.” KUSHNER: “No, but we’d like you to help us murder fishermen in the Caribbean, get me another two billion dollars from the country that supplied most of the 9/11 terrorists, and put the name Trump in gold on EVERYTHING!”
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) August 23, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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Another talentless twit trying desperately to garner relevance with hate
Oh, honey . . . You didn’t show up to that game to support women. You showed up to opportunistically use women to rudely score some desperately needed attention. And harassing women is *not* supporting them. Let THAT sink in.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) August 24, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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So basically John Roberts is a fucking idiot?
Trump told the Supreme Court this month that he must build his ballroom so he'll have a secure space in case of attack. But he already has one, former officials say — a secret bunker under the White House. (No, not the one under the East Wing.) Our exclusive tonight at @washingtonpost.com.
— Dan Diamond (@ddiamond.bsky.social) August 23, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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What a fucking whiny ass crybaby
BREAKING: the administration is now threatening in federal court to LEVEL the Kennedy Center if Trump does not get his way His path of destruction knows no bounds & he will answer for it in court @democracydefendersaction.org @WLG -TN
— Norm Eisen (@normeisen.bsky.social) August 25, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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Wednesday, August 26, 2026
An American Icon and Humanitarian
Dolly Parton, US country star, actor and philanthropist, dies aged 80
— The Guardian (@theguardian.com) August 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Waiting for them to give us just one example
Linda McMahon: "After the Biden administration allowed schools to secretly transition students without parents' knowledge, President Trump is defending parental rights like never before"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 24, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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And now Canada bitch slaps Trump
NEWS: Canada is hitting back at Trump’s escalating trade war with new tariffs on more than 700 U.S. goods worth $27.6 billion Canadian, or roughly $20 billion USD. The counter-tariffs will take effect September 8. Canada is also rolling out new support for workers impacted by the trade war.
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) August 25, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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Just when you think Trump couldn't possibly be a bigger fucking moron...
Trump posts a graphic showing Lake Ontario renamed as "Lake America"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 25, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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Tuesday, August 25, 2026
Another colossal fuck up by Trump
"Canada has all the resources we need to pivot and to prosper." "[the United States] is trying to break us so they can own us. Canada is becoming stronger and less dependent on [the US]. We are already giving ourselves more than they can take away. And we are just getting started." #cdnpoli
— Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) August 22, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Make money laundering great again
The Treasury Department officially repealed a requirement for American companies and individuals to report beneficial ownership information to its Financial Crimes Enforcement Network, or FinCEN. thehill.com/business/602...
— AAron Leckinger (@aaronl1968.bsky.social) August 12, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Trump gets bitch slapped by his bestie
North Korea has denied that Trump had been in touch with Pyongyang about holding talks this year and said that it was “uninterested” in Trump’s scale down of military drills with South Korea. www.semafor.com/article/08/2...
— Semafor (@semafor.com) August 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Could these worthless fuckers possibly be any more racist?
(CNN) - The US Navy is working to rename an aircraft carrier under construction that was set to honor a Black sailor hailed for his heroic actions during .. Pearl Harbor .. .. there have been internal conversation about renaming it to honor Trump.” @halbritz.bsky.social www.cnn.com/2026/08/20/p...
— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) August 20, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Monday, August 24, 2026
The audacity of dopes
A "Let Them Eat Cake" Moment? Bessent Shrugs Off Ugly Employment Numbers: 'We Don't Need to Produce as Many Jobs' as Before www.commondreams.org/news/scott-b...
— Ernest Canning (@eacanning.bsky.social) August 20, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Under Trump, food illness has really been the shits
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt... The food illness outbreaks continue unabated. Today, it's alfalfa sprouts. Yesterday it was granola, and the day before that dog food. And we've got the continuing jalapeno peppers, lettuce, and blueberries problems. #FoodRecalls #FDA #FoodTesting #Trump 1/2
— Bill Addis (@paidprotester.bsky.social) August 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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Trump's economy sinks lower and lower
Walmart Shares Slump on Weakest Sales Growth in Over Six Years www.wsj.com/business/ear...
— Catherine Rampell (@crampell.bsky.social) August 20, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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A complete shitshow at the Department of Defense
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Pete Hegseth's wife, Jennifer Hegseth, has reportedly been joining him in sensitive military meetings and frequently shows up at the Pentagon. Sources have confirmed that she also monitors his drinking during intelligence briefings.
— S.E. Danesti (@seedanesti.bsky.social) August 20, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Sunday, August 23, 2026
Who's the more Christlike?
DL Hughley on Zohran Mamdani: “This Muslim is putting Christians to shame." "There is more to say for a man that lifts the poor, that feeds the hungry, that walks among the people, than powerful white men who consort with a pedophile. Who’s the more Christlike?”
— **°•.FAFO.•°** (@fafo-ez-one.bsky.social) August 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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Everything is for sale
Abbott Laboratories donated $500,000 to Trump’s inauguration fund. Trump bought around $500,000 worth of shares in Abbott stock last year. His DOJ just dropped a years-long criminal investigation into Abbott for potential deadly misconduct. Everything is for sale.
— Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) July 6, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Dishonesty does not hide their utter ineptitude
"Hegseth Covered Up the Real Reason the USS Lincoln Wasn’t Resupplied. According to a report from MS NOW, the USS Abraham Lincoln wasn’t resupplied because Iranian strikes destroyed a key Navy resupply base in the Middle East." newrepublic.com/post/214510/...
— Social Media Lab (@socialmedialab.ca) August 20, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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Trump's $40 trillion
How it started vs. how it's going
— Rep. Mark Pocan (@pocan.house.gov) August 20, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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Saturday, August 22, 2026
How bad was Epstein if noted pervert Hugh Hefner reported him?
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner notified the FBI of Jeffrey Epstein and reported that a Playmate was sexually abused and trafficked by the late financier, according to new court documents reported this week.
— Raw Story (@rawstory.com) August 13, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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A blight on all that is good about America
This man will do anything to illegally profit off being the president, no matter how brazen. Trump's newest textbook demonstration of corruption is buying up a bunch of stock, then hopping on Truth Social to promote the same companies and give those stocks a big boost. www.cnn.com/2026/07/16/u...
— Rep. Jared Huffman (@rephuffman.bsky.social) July 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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Trump can't handle the heat and he should get the hell out of the kitchen
Ossoff on why he invoked Natalie Harp during his speech: "We're in wartime. The commander in chief has mired us in this geopolitical disaster. People have lost their lives ... and he retreats into this bubble of West Wing aides who are his security blanket to make him feel good about himself"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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The ramblings of a demented moron
Trump, ranting and raving about his ballroom: "This is Rome. They like the flat roof. Greece likes the the triangles, and you see that. This is a porch that looks out over the city. Also, it's developed in such a way that we can have military there. It's also a drone port."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) May 19, 2026 at 10:34 AM
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Friday, August 21, 2026
MAGA's (not so) macho man
The most "macho" president ever now wears a wig, a girdle, makeup, spray tan, lifts and an adult diaper. Behold, the MAGA strong man!
— Tea Pain (@teapainusa.bsky.social) August 6, 2026 at 9:36 AM
You crybaby, self-indulgent loser
Hey, get in line behind *millions* of people, including Native Americans driven from their land and slaughtered, kidnapped Africans who were enslaved and lynched, women treated like property, LGBTQ people demeaned and treated like they didn’t matter, you crybaby, self-indulgent loser.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) August 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Blanche to America: Fuck tha police!
Remove him Attorney General Todd Blanche insisted there’s “nothing inconsistent” about his intent to protect police officers and President Donald Trump’s pardons for the more than 170 people who attacked officers on January 6. www.mediaite.com/media/news/h...
— ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕟ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 🏳️🌈 ✡️ 😸 🌊 (@stevefm20.bsky.social) August 16, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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Once again, Trump shows how little he cares about Americans
Q: Are you worried about gas prices? Trump: No.
— FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social) August 14, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Thursday, August 20, 2026
Trump gets more fucking worthless every day
Trump allies himself w/Kim Jong Un against South Korea: “Based on my very good relationship w/Kim Jong Un, I am not happy that the US has agreed to Joint Military Exercises…I recently asked the President of SK if they would like to join us in the Denuclearization of Iran, & they said, ‘No thanks!’”
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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With so many physical ailments, hard to believe Trump's not mentally impaired, too
emaySeriously, what is going on with Trump’s rear end here? It looks like he has some sort of contraption back there
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 16, 2026 at 10:43 AM
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Speaking of fake news....
Fox News graphic claims falsely that the average price of gas one year ago was $4.13, lower than it is right now. It was actually $3.14!
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 17, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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So can we all get paid for beating the shit out of cops?
Todd Blanche refuses to rule out payments to Jan. 6 rioters: 'I don't know' www.rawstory.com/todd-blanche...
— epbs.bsky.social (@epbs.bsky.social) August 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Wednesday, August 19, 2026
Data centers suck
The voters have spoken: Data centers suck.
— Mother Jones (@motherjones.com) August 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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I didn't, Dr. Death
Sen. Roger Marshall: "Who didn't have a friend who took this vaccine and had some time of complication? A stroke, a blood clot, a young man getting some type of heart inflammation. That's what destroyed the trust in the American people for our government."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) July 29, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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Taking complete and utter horseshit to another level
Todd Blanche blurted a ‘telling Freudian slip’ in overlooked moment: journalist “The president will never ask me to do something unethical or legal – or illegal,” Blanche said. “He never has. He never will.” www.rawstory.com/todd-blanche...
— OSKYWOSKY (@oskywosky.bsky.social) August 17, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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Says the guy who's sold our national security secrets
Trump: "The people that are opposing the ballroom are people that in my opinion are very disloyal to our country. Very very disloyal to our country."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 17, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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Tuesday, August 18, 2026
Apparently Fox News doesn't give a fuck about our troops, either
🚨 FOX MOCKS SAILORS: Fox News host Joey Jones lashed out at U.S. sailors speaking out about dire conditions aboard the USS Lincoln, calling them “weak” and warning America has “nothing left.”
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) August 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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So, what, now we're going to lose to Oman, too?
Trey Yingst: "I just got off the phone with President Trump ... the president told Fox News that Iran should raise the white flag of surrender ... the president said that if Oman gets in the way, 'we'll bomb the s**t out of them""
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) August 17, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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Trump's toadie
United States Attorney General Todd Blanche said he's “not going to pledge” complete independence from the White House during an interview with NBC's “Meet the Press” on Sunday. It comes as the Justice Department has faced accusations of political dealing on the president's behalf.
— CNN (@cnn.com) August 17, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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