For sarcasm, this is pretty spot on for the New York Times

What must Democrats do to win back middle class voters? We asked three tech billionaires at a yacht club on Biscayne Bay.

— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) August 11, 2026 at 3:19 PM

Fuck Donald Trump

Peace,

emaycee

 

American's mainstream media: Most assuredly dead

I think we may be nearing the end of civilization pic.twitter.com/NaJ8s7Nsps

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) August 26, 2024

Republicans = Nazis

Peace,

emaycee

 

The New York Times is shit

Whether it's Kamala Harris paying $350 for copper pans or Donald Trump infecting 350 people with COVID, both sides have a number problem.

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) December 7, 2021

Republican = Racist

Peace,

emaycee