Fuck Donald Trump
Thursday, April 30, 2026
This is called being Presidential
In 1994, a man crashed his small plane into the White House. Clinton did not build a ballroom because of it. In fact he barely mentioned it. And he definitely did not say that no one can criticize him anymore.
— Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) April 27, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Just another corrupt piece of shit
Crazy how Fetterman had no history of buying stocks until he got elected to the Senate. And for someone with no stock trading experience, he's managed to do REALLY well with his investments there. One lucky dude, huh?
— Tony Paradis (@tparadis27.bsky.social) April 28, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Comey's lawyers gotta love this one
When can we expect the indictment?
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) April 28, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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Let's ask the DOJ...
Is this illegal?
— The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) April 29, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Wednesday, April 29, 2026
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. DLXXXIX--Brook Benton: Rainy Night in Georgia
Literally thought this was an Onion story when I first heard about it
A real photo of Kid Rock addressing service members at the Pentagon today. Nice summation of where things stand in the United States.
— Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) April 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Hakeem is completely over putting up with their bullshit
Hakeem Jeffries responds to Karoline Leavitt: She wants to lecture us about civility? Get lost. Clean up your own house before you have anything to say to us.
— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) April 27, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Trump will be laughed out of court once again
The Trump DOJ reportedly indicted former FBI Director James Comey over his social media post featuring seashells forming the number "8647."
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) April 28, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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If only we had a king this good
standing ovation after King Charles sings the praises of NATO and says "that same unyielding resolve is needed for the defense of Ukraine"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) April 28, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Tuesday, April 28, 2026
N-O, fucking no
New: Republicans are split on using taxpayer funds to build Trump's ballroom Graham/Britt/Schmitt announce a bill to male taxpayers foot the $400 million cost. Numerous Rs tell @nbcnews.com it should be done with private money. Dems remain opposed. Uphill climb. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur.bsky.social) April 27, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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This won't end well for our national security
Secretary of State Marco Rubio has declared that the U.S. no longer shares most of its vital intelligence with the UK, directly undermining the five-eyes alliance and undermining American security. More petty behaviour from Trump’s far-right American government.
— Mr. Ron (@mrrevron.bsky.social) April 19, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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The First Slut should STFU
Melania didn't write this. Duh. But the Trump Committee to Spread Propaganda has moved on, temporarily, from having everyone talk up how necessary Donald's tacky ballroom is to talking about how dangerous Jimmy Kimmel is.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) April 27, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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Ahem--Nazi Immigration and Customs Enforcement
Trump supports renaming Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, resulting in the acronym NICE. resist47.news — your resistance news source. #resist47 #TrumpOnICE #ICENameChange #ImmigrationEnforcement #AlyssaMarie
— Resist47 News (@resist47.news) April 27, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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Monday, April 27, 2026
The daily Epstein
Today, we honor and remember Virginia Roberts Giuffre on the one-year anniversary of her passing. Her courage has allowed countless survivors to be seen, heard, and to be believed. Sending love to her family on this difficult day—and to all the survivors out there still on this journey for justice.❤️
— Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) (@repstansbury.bsky.social) April 26, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Tick tock, Donnie, tick fucking tock
Trump: I knew you would read that. I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody. I'm not a pedophile. O'Donnell: Oh, you think he was referring to you? Trump: I was totally exonerated. You shouldn't be reading that on 60 Minutes O'Donnell: Mr. President, these are the gunman's words.
— Headquarters (@headquartersnews.bsky.social) April 26, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Live your life...
Live your life so that if *you* face multiple assassination attempts; millions of ppl right, left and center won't all simultaneously tweet that it's staged
— John Fugelsang (@johnfugelsang.bsky.social) April 26, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Fuck Trump's gaudy fucking ballroom
MAGA accounts are pushing Trump’s White House ballroom as the solution to last night’s shooting. A ballroom isn’t the problem here. Will every school get a ballroom to protect our students?
— Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) April 26, 2026 at 2:07 PM
F is for fake?
New photos have emerged from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) April 26, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Sunday, April 26, 2026
I guess his "Christian" bona fides just went in the shitter
Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from the Tarantino movie Pulp Fiction yesterday during a Pentagon prayer service
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) April 16, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Both are a disaster
Trump’s Iran lies boil down to two possibilities: 1. A blatant pump-and-dump scheme to enrich his inner circle. 2. He’s completely lost his grip on reality. Federal crime or mental collapse — take your pick. Both are a disaster.
— Andrea Junker (@strandjunker.com) April 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Can you imagine having this little self-respect?
Term-Limited Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Is ‘Begging’ Trump for His Next Gig: Report www.mediaite.com/politics/ter...
— Sarah Rumpf (@rumpfshaker.bsky.social) April 21, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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Unprecedented cowardice in the face of a moron madman
To ALL republicans, the world watches you in disgust.
— UNITE FOR DEMOCRACY!!!🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸 (@unify-truth-4all.bsky.social) April 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Saturday, April 25, 2026
We've got $5 a gallon gas but they're getting obscenely rich
Good morning! Since Trump was re-elected, Forbes estimates— 💰His net worth is up $2.1 billion, to $6.4 billion 💰Eric’s is up 10x, to $400 million 💰Don Jr.’s is up 6x, to $300 million 💰20-year-old Barron is worth $150 million And Jared became a billionaire last year. Have a great day!
— Zach Everson (@zacheverson.com) April 21, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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Ouch [On Fox News no less]
Jessica Tarlov [of Fox] posted on Thursday: "Donald Trump's approval ratings are underwater across the board. Americans don't support how he is handling the economy, the federal work force, foreign policy, or trade. Which, is basically everything a President does." www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
— Doug Walter (he/his) (@dougwalter5.bsky.social) March 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Unqualified kooks
The new acting Secretary of the Navy, Hung Cao, who is replacing John Pelan, is a theocratic loony who thinks California is infested with witches. The only thing the Trump administration shows *any* aptitude for is filling its job openings with unqualified kooks.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) April 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Why doesn't RFK Jr. just put Trump's pecker in his mouth? It'd be less embarrassing
RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'" Trump: "Right"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) April 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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Friday, April 24, 2026
Should be the unanimous democratic response
ABSOLUTELY NO
— Governor Newsom Press Office (@govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov) April 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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The American gestapo
The American gestapo abducted an 85 year-old widow. Was she one of the worst of the worst? No, her step-son, a retired Alabama state trooper, got ICE to put her in a detention center to deport her because he wanted all of his father's inheritance. Sounds like the son is the worst of the worst.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) April 17, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Too many keggers at the FBI?
FBI Director Kash Patel has vehemently denied —and threatened a lawsuit over — a new report from The Atlantic this week, which alleges excessive drinking and unexplained absences during his tenure as bureau chief.
— Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) April 18, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Trump is so far out of touch that he's on fucking Pluto
Americans can't afford food or gas, but we'll have magnificent new granite against beautiful white walls stripped of paints and flame finished in the ballroom almost nobody will ever set foot in.
— Mike Rothschild (@rothschildmd.bsky.social) April 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Thursday, April 23, 2026
Religion in a nutshell
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful." - Seneca the Younger
— Dan (@dansynth54.bsky.social) April 21, 2026 at 7:28 AM
The guy spouting this bullshit has an Ivy League education
Trump has a "different way" of doing a lot of things. It's called being a demented moron who doesn't know how anything works.
— JonZoidberg (@jonzoidberg.xyz) April 22, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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More than half the country wants Trump gone
Support for impeaching Trump is at 55%, according to a new Strength In Numbers/ @Verasight.io poll, with 37% of adults opposed. Crucially 1 in 5 of Trump’s own voters support impeachment. Read and share: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-04-22...
— G Elliott Morris (@gelliottmorris.com) April 22, 2026 at 8:42 AM
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Hiding the truth doesn't make it any less true
Trump administration doesn’t want you to know the COVID vaccine worked www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
— Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) April 22, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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Wednesday, April 22, 2026
There ain't no bad guys
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Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. DLXXXVIII--Bellamy Brothers: Let Your Love Flow
Yes!
BREAKING: The YES vote will WIN Virginia’s redistricting referendum, allowing Democrats to redraw maps ahead of the midterms and potentially flip the state from 6–5 to 10–1 — a four-seat swing that could decide control of Congress.
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) April 21, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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Once again, Democrats do the right thing
BREAKING: Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick has resigned from Congress just before the House Ethics Committee was set to announce sanctions. She faced allegations of misusing millions in COVID relief funds tied to her family business, along with multiple campaign finance violations.
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) April 21, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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Sure thing, Cadet Bone Spurs!
Trump saying he would’ve won Vietnam quickly is especially rich coming from the guy whose battle plan at the time was “bone spurs.” Authoritarians always imagine war as easy when other people are the ones who have to die.
— The Steady State (@thesteadystate.org) April 21, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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This is how much the GOP cares about ordinary Americans
Not a penny to make life more affordable for American families, but $70 BILLION for ICE to terrorize our communities.
— Elizabeth Warren (@warren.senate.gov) April 21, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Tuesday, April 21, 2026
Worst. Cabinet. In. History.
So RFK Jr will give us measles and polio. Tulsi will give us Putin and Assad. Kash Patel will give us vengeance. And Hegseth will give us alcoholism, misogyny, and white nationalism. What could possibly go wrong? We MUST defeat all four: RFK Jr, Tulsi, Kash, and Hegseth. #DefeatAllFour
— thissmallplanet (@thissmallplanet.bsky.social) December 14, 2024 at 12:13 PM
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The rich get richer...and you get poorer
While your gas prices are skyrocketing, Big Oil executives have cashed out $1.4 BILLION in stock in a single quarter, a 15-year peak in insider selling. In one quarter, Chevron’s CEO sold $104M, ConocoPhillips’ Chairman & CEO sold $54.3M, and Baker Hughes’ CEO sold $33M.
— Rep. Mike Levin (@levin.house.gov) April 18, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Another one bites the dust
Secretary of Labor Lori Chavez-DeRemer resigned today. Her tenure has been plagued by multiple scandals, an investigation into allegations that the secretary was engaged in an extramarital affair with a member of her security team and accusations of inappropriate behavior, like drinking on the job.
— Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) April 20, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Such is fate for talentless twits
SHOCKER: The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame has once again failed to induct these shitty musicians.
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot.bsky.social) April 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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Monday, April 20, 2026
Priority one in 2028
If there are any Democrats who are thinking of running for the presidency on 2028 on anything less than a clear agenda of widespread prosecution for this administration's corruption and fundamental structural changes to ensure it can't happen again, they should just stop right there.
— Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) April 17, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Trump is stealing our money
And there it is.... Update in Trump's $10 billion lawsuit against his own I.R.S., in which he seeks taxpayer-funded damages for the prior release of his tax records Trump legal filing says he's in "discussions" with his own I.R.S. to "avoid protracted litigation"
— Scott MacFarlane (@macfarlanenews.bsky.social) April 17, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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No business being President
WOW: A stunning new report in the WSJ reveals that military advisers intentionally excluded Donald Trump from the command room during the recent high-stakes operation to extract a downed U.S. airman in Iran, because they feared his erratic behavior could jeopardize the mission. 1/
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) April 19, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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The truth at last
Mike Waltz has a freudian slip and calls Operation Epic Fury "Operation Economic Fury"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) April 19, 2026 at 10:19 AM
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Sunday, April 19, 2026
Why?
Why do we have lawmakers in Congress who are willing to hold fellow members of Congress accountable for sexual assault but not a President?
— Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) (@repstansbury.bsky.social) April 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Christianity in America dies a little more each day
Lies from a "religious leader" to protect a corrupt president.
— Michael J. Stern (@michaeljstern.bsky.social) April 16, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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The fantasies of a madman
Trump: "For the reminder of 2026 you're gonna see a big surge. The numbers are really tremendous and that's why I'm out here. If they were bad, I wouldn't be here today. I'd be sitting home watching television."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) April 16, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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America's worst enemy
We have an old man in the White House who rapes children, thinks Diet Coke cures cancer, and believes that he is Jesus Christ. No Iranian nuclear weapon could do more harm to America than Trump
— lawnmaker.bsky.social (@lawnmaker.bsky.social) April 14, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Saturday, April 18, 2026
The very, very good old days
Way better than the current embarrassment…
— Monty 🇨🇦 (@onlymonty.bsky.social) April 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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Could it be...blasphemy?
Hey, Christians, what’s worse? Trump posting a meme depicting himself as Jesus, or Trump lying about posting a meme depicting himself as Jesus?
— David Corn (@davidcorn.bsky.social) April 13, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Not so tough on crime when it comes to domestic terrorists
Trump's DOJ is trying to erase the most serious charges against members of the Proud Boys & Oath Keepers for helping plan Jan 6. These are the people who beat Capitol Police bloody & tried to overturn an election. And the Trump Admin wants to let them get away with it. www.cnn.com/2026/04/14/p...
— Senator Chris Van Hollen (@vanhollen.senate.gov) April 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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This is how much Trump cares about suckers and losers
This is completely unacceptable and Congress must investigate. Service members aboard the USS Tripoli and USS Abraham Lincoln are rationing food and going without fresh produce.
— Rep. Mike Levin (@levin.house.gov) April 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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