Showing posts with label Coronaservatives. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coronaservatives. Show all posts

Sunday, May 17, 2020

Please proceed

Baby don't fear the reaper...
Reports are coming in that Donald Trump will soon begin to hold his rallies for his adoring supporters once again, in hopes of stroking his ego reigniting his chances for re-election this November.

Hard to see what could go wrong with a thousands of old, overweight people getting together in close quarters to scream and yell while Trump bloviates on stage....

Have fun!

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Friday, May 8, 2020

Bumbling on down the road

These two would be a massive improvement over Trump and Pence
And this was the week that was:

  • Mike Pence visits the Mayo Clinic, a world renowned hospital, and doesn't wear a mask because he cares more about Donald Trump's ego than he does his fellow Americans.
  • Donald Trump's valet who delivers his fat ass boss Big Macs and Diet Cokes tests positive for coronavirus.
  • Donald Trump visits a Honeywell plant making masks for our healthcare workers...and doesn't wear a mask.
  • Mike Pence visits a nursing home, one of the hot spots for the coronavirus due to their being full of elderly Americans, doesn't wear a mask and then jokes about delivering empty boxes of PPE equipment for a photo op.
  • The spokeswoman for the Vice President tests positive for coronavirus.
You know, the complete and utter incompetence of the Trump Bozo Bus would be absolutely fucking hilarious if they weren't spreading the coronavirus everywhere they go.

The abject cluelessness of these people is mind boggling.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

What goes around comes around

What kind of an asshole threatens these people?

If you're of a certain age, you will recall that there was a great deal of anger among many in this country who felt we should not be involved in the Vietnam War.  Unfortunately, some of this anger spilled over and was directed at those who least deserved it, the soldiers who had fought there and had returned home.  Unfairly or not, as the Democratic Party was, for the most part, the anti-war party, the treatment of these soldiers (though often from fringe groups on the left) provided a black eye for our party that most certainly cost us at the ballot box, especially among those that preferred the middle ground.

I note this after news broke this weeks that the republican terrorists who have been floating around our state capitols waving guns, bearing swastikas and nooses, and waving Confederate flags have begun threatening healthcare workers who only fault is trying to keep Americans alive through the worst pandemic this country has ever seen.

Call me crazy, but I'm having a real hard time believing those folks who are still on the fence concerning the Presidential election this November walking into a voting booth and thinking to themselves, "You know, nothing makes America greater than threatening to kill doctors and nurses for doing their job."

So we need to make sure we hang these fuckers like an anvil right around Donald Trumps big fat neck.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Tuesday, May 5, 2020

Darkness on the edge of town

All of this thanks to President Grim Reaper
A new report from the Trump administration is projecting that deaths from the coronavirus pandemic could reach three thousand per day by the first of June, in large part because Donald Trump is pushing states to reopen even though the number of cases and deaths have not begun to show any sign of consistently decreasing.  By the end of June, we could more than double the number of deaths we've already had.

I honestly do not know where we go from here--republicans' fealty to a man who could not care less about the lives of America's citizens and frankly is stupider than your average rock has brought us to the point where not only is their party's leader unable to muster any sympathy for the 70,000 already dead but is willing to sacrifice more American lives to try and get his utterly incompetent ass re-elected.

If we do not defeat him in November, America is done.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Sunday, May 3, 2020

Just one question

Al Qaida, the Taliban, and the DeVos family--all terrorists
If there was one question I would like to see the press ask Donald Trump is his daily bullshit dissemination conferences, it would be this:

"What do you think of the fact that the family of one of your Cabinet members--Betsy DeVos--is giving financial support to protesters who are carrying swastika signs, confederate flags, threatening the governor of Michigan with bodily harm, and waving guns threateningly as they protest desperately needed stay at home directives?"

While I'm certain Trump would give his standard response--they're fine people (they're not) and the DeVos family are good Americans (again, no), I think it's important that Americans know exactly how fucked up the Trump administration is.

Look 40% of American are going to vote for the idiot regardless, but I'm pretty sure the other 60% aren't going to be all the comfortable with a Cabinet member giving money to a fringe group of American terrorists.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Thursday, April 30, 2020

Costume parties

Let them have their play date...

A republican from Arizona is telling those protesting stay at home directives to start dressing up as healthcare workers.

Setting aside the scumbag piece of shit you have to be to suggest such an action, they might as well.  Hell, they're always dressing up in camouflage and pretending to be soldiers--might as well have dress up day every day.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

What is life

244 years from our better angels to our fucking idiots
Watching all the republican idiots claiming that their liberties are more important than my life got me to thinking about Thomas Jefferson and the Declaration of Independence, wherein he states that, "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness."

There was a reason Jefferson listed Life first--because when you're dead, the other two don't really fucking matter.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Sunday, April 26, 2020

The old lie

Just as bullshit now as it was a hundred years ago

Mike Huckabee and Laura Ingraham took time on a recent show of hers to proclaim how important it was to reopen America, healthcare and science experts be damned, to preserve our way of life.

I'm pretty sure they're more concerned with preserving their way of life because I don't know about you but my way of life is forty years of living paycheck to paycheck and then probably dying much younger than I should have because we lack decent national health insurance like nearly every other advanced nation. 

But I tell you what--Huckabee and Ingraham are more than welcome to put on their big boy and big girl pants and truck on down to the movie theater to sell popcorn or the hair salon to give a perm or flip a few burgers so folks can get their free refills.

As for me, they can go fuck themselves--if they want to preserve their way of life they can go right ahead without me.  I'm not dying for two rich assholes.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Friday, April 24, 2020

Idiot wind

It's a wonder that they still know how to breathe

In a striking display of stupidity, even for republicans, both Mitch McConnell and former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley said this week that in light of the financial problems of states due to the coronavirus pandemic, the federal government should not bail out the states and let them go bankrupt.

I'm neither a U.S. Senator nor a former governor, but even I understand that if just New York and California, two of the biggest economies in the world, went bankrupt the U.S. economy would fall off a cliff faster than it did even for Trump's pandemic.

Not even counting the chutzpah both displayed (both Kentucky and South Carolina are leeches sucking the blood from their more successful counterpart states that subsidize them like California and New York), such abject idiocy is more than enough to make sure that McConnell is relieved of his duties as Senate Majority Leader and to disqualify Haley as a Presidential candidate when she throws her hat in the ring in 2024.

At the very least, both should be laughed off the national stage.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Monday, April 20, 2020

This is what they'll sacrifice


Take a good look at the young woman in the picture above these words.  Her name is Skylar Herbert, and she was the first child to die in Michigan from the coronavirus.  She was five years old.  Her parents are first responders.

A conservative guess would be that she lost seventy years of life.  Her parents lost countless years of the unbridled joy she would have brought them.  Her mother and father's lives have been irreparably worsened.  Their world will never be the same because of the incompetence of Donald Trump and his administration.

Slylar Herbert is what Donald Trump, the republican party, Fox News, and all the "freedom" protesters are willing to sacrifice to re-elect Donald Trump and keep Corporate America, Wall Street, the DeVos family, and the Koch family happy.

Never forget.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Sunday, April 19, 2020

Dillweed

Drink to me, drink to my healthy...but fuck yours
When he's not busy writing the least funny comic strip in the history of comic strips (Dilbert) or giving advice to misogynistic white males on how to get laid that will guarantee they won't get laid, Scott Adams fancies himself something of a political commentator.  This week he said that even though he's in the highest risk group for dying from the coronavirus (those above sixty years of age), he thought the risk of reopening the American economy was worth it.

Want to guess how much Scott Adams is worth?  A cool $75 million.

So what he's saying is not that he's willing to sacrifice his life for the reopening of the American economy, but that he's willing to sacrifice yours.  Because I can guarantee you that $75 million is going to buy the best medical care in the universe if he should get COVID-19...not to mention that it will also ensure that he can stay inside for years and not go anywhere near the rest of us plebes if need be and not have an economic care in the world.

The rich ain't like you and me--they can buy their way out of a pandemic.  The rest of us just die.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Friday, April 17, 2020

Sacrifice? We don't need no stinkin' sacrifice

Probably also funded by the DeVos Family and the Kochs
Keeping in mind that the protests against Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's Stay At Home Directive here in Michigan earlier this week A) Feature a vast minority of Michiganders, numbering in at least the hundreds, B) Were bankrolled by the DeVos Family and the Koch Brothers (oops, forgot one of them died) Brother, C) For some odd ass reason thought that the flag of traitors from the Confederacy was good window dressing, and that D) Governor Whitmer's approval rating right now is in the mid-60's, which is twenty points higher than the orange shit gibbon in the oval office, can we just thank the stars that these morons weren't around when America was fighting World War II?

I mean if you can't handle six weeks of not being able to get a haircut or buy a juniper bush, how the hell would have have fought off four years of the greatest threat to America's freedom in our history?

If it were up to their clown show, Hitler would be calling the shots here in America.

Oh, wait....

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee



Un-American

In the water is wet, the sky is blue news of the day, emergency funds for small businesses were dumped heavily into red states and the scraps were left for the blue.  This was done to help red state Senators in the upcoming elections.

What kind of piece of shit devises a policy such as this, and what kind of piece of shit actually votes for candidates who support this un-American and heinous handing out of favors which leaves Americans to suffer because they didn't vote a certain way?

Never mind--republicans do.

It's reached a point where looking at any republican is akin to looking at a maggot infested turd floating in a pool of phlegm.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Republicans are fucking nuts

Forget MAGA--this one here should be their slogan
Mehmet Oz went on Sean Hannity yesterday to proclaim that sending kids back to school amidst the coronavirus pandemic would "only" result in a 2-3% increase in the U.S. mortality rate and was an appetizing opportunity.  Keep in mind that with a population of 328 million people, this would mean, on the low end at 2%, approximately six and one-half million dead Americans.  If Oz only meant school children, the again low estimate would be 1.1 million dead children.

Exactly who would this be appetizing to?  Fucking cannibals?

While Oz later walked back his statement (kinda sorta), my guess is this is a shot across the bow--republicans want to know what amount of dead Americans is acceptable so they can aim high and finish low and look like world beaters.  Unfortunately for them, for most Americans the acceptable number of deaths is zero.

Oops!  Too late!

Remember these kind of statements the next time republicans scream about being pro-life.  They're anything but.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Racist much?

Conservative Christianity at its finest...

Hundreds of people from Michigan, bankrolled by the DeVos family, converged on our state capital in Lansing today to protest Governor Gretchen Whitmer's stay at home directive.

Everything you need to know about this rally can be explained by the shirt of the man in the photo--the vast bulk of the deaths in Michigan are occurring in overwhelmingly black Detroit and the rally is strictly, completely, and totally about their racism. 

Fucking period.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Monday, April 6, 2020

Killing their own

This year's republican national convention?
A woman in Texas who was a Donald Trump supporter and just a few weeks back posted on her Facebook page that the coronavirus was a hoax and was what the beginning of socialism looked like died today from...the coronavirus.

This is what Donald Trump has wrought--he doesn't care if his supporters get killed by believing the horseshit he's shoveling, just so long as he can soothe his own ego and help his chances of getting re-elected.  And his supporters will still believe he's the chosen one.

In the immortal words of Forrest Gump, "Stupid is as stupid does."

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee