Bonus video: How to be a conservative Christian

 Courtesy of the wondrous Mrs. Betty Bowers:

Fuck Donald Trump

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Why so many Christians flock to the GOP

Republicans = Nazis

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Looks like that prophecy has come true

 Republicans = Nazis

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Their bible is bullshit

Conservative Christians are such sticklers about gender being binary, and yet they claim that *both* Adam and Eve were created in God's image? 🤔

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) October 16, 2023

Republicans = Nazis

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Our perverted clergy

Christian Conservatives’ obsession with kids’ genitals shouldn’t be surprising, given that they’re implicated in 90% of child sexual abuse cases.

— Kyle Keegan (@realKyleKeegan) September 13, 2023

Republicans = Nazis

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Heads I win, tails you lose

 

Republicans = Losers 

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Pretty sure Jesus wasn't a racist

 

Republicans = Losers

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Fuck your religion

 

Republicans = Losers

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Jesus never said "Blessed are the stupid"

88% of evangelical Christians voted for Herschel Walker, not Warnock, the candidate who has devoted his adult life to Jesus Christ. Let that sink in.

— PammyCanFinallySleepAtNight (@PSchmaling) November 9, 2022

Republicans = Losers

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Jesus walks...away from Kanye

A lot of folks are probably reacting to Kanye with a shrug — it’s just Kanye; it’s not like he’s in a position to act on his anti-Semitism; etc.

Don’t. His behavior isn’t harmless. Normalizing hate moves the Overton window on what’s acceptable for people under far less scrutiny.

— Steve Vladeck (@steve_vladeck) October 9, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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It's always been political

Folks it’s time to acknowledge that “evangelical” is no longer a Christian religous label but a political one focused on political power more than faith. Walker’s opponent is an ordained minister whose life has been a demonstration of faith and service. https://t.co/vUB1SQNXV3

— Doug Jones (@DougJones) October 6, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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Not only is it funny, but it's also remarkably true

This is HILARIOUS!

Republican Jesus is the funniest thing you will see on this site ALL DAY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/onkHnZCY55

— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) September 16, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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What would Jesus do?

Quick question for the conservative Christians — who better fit your vision of Jesus, Ron DeSantis who used 50 migrants as pawns to make a political point or the people of Marta’s Vineyard who welcomed them, fed them, clothed them and gave them shelter?

— Stan Van Gundy (@realStanVG) September 16, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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So much for that "Liberal Media" bullshit

Politico Owner Asked Execs to Pray for Trump’s Reelection https://t.co/3bJ0tVUOwz

— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) September 6, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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The Christian Taliban

 

Republican = Traitor

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This is not what Jesus would do

NEW: A Republican candidate in Oklahoma said he wants gay people to be stoned to death. He told reporters his position “simply makes me a Christian.” https://t.co/Us19cS8p4O

— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) August 22, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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Looking more and more like Nazi Germany

BULLIED: Illinois bakery threatened with closure over planned drag brunch https://t.co/DB5DoXQwik

— #TuckFrump (@realTuckFrumper) August 1, 2022

 Republican = Traitor

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Preaching their gospel of bigotry

you know that christian homophobia is just bigotry and not biblical scholarship bc none of those guys are scared to death of going to hell for being rich

— the dadbody of christ (@telowery22) July 30, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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A little too familiar

Josh Klein: Can we compare America with pre-Hitler Germany?

"Nazism was a movement comprised predominantly of conservative Christians."
Sound familiar?https://t.co/VzCcVKFdkN

— McSpocky™ 🌊🌊🌊 (@mcspocky) August 1, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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How pathetic have Christians become? This pathetic

Senator James Lankford said under oath that a 13-yr-old COULD consent to sex

Ohio Republicans say the rape of a 10-yr-old is an opportunity

TX AG Ken Paxton suggests the murder of 9-yr-olds at Uvalde is part of “God’s plan”

Nothing more hateful than right-wing Christian love

— Lindy Li (@lindyli) July 10, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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