Heads I win, tails you lose

 

Republicans = Losers 

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Not only is it funny, but it's also remarkably true

This is HILARIOUS!

Republican Jesus is the funniest thing you will see on this site ALL DAY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/onkHnZCY55

— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) September 16, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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What would Jesus do?

Quick question for the conservative Christians — who better fit your vision of Jesus, Ron DeSantis who used 50 migrants as pawns to make a political point or the people of Marta’s Vineyard who welcomed them, fed them, clothed them and gave them shelter?

— Stan Van Gundy (@realStanVG) September 16, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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This is not what Jesus would do

NEW: A Republican candidate in Oklahoma said he wants gay people to be stoned to death. He told reporters his position “simply makes me a Christian.” https://t.co/Us19cS8p4O

— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) August 22, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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Jesus had zero words to say about the LGBTQ community

Grace Christian School in Valrico, FL has asked all LBGTQ students to leave immediately. This is probably not what Jesus would do. pic.twitter.com/qBg5k7WVGb

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) August 20, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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Absolutely fucking delusional

Right-wing pastor/MAGA cultist Shane Vaughn declares that "Donald Trump carries the prophetic seal of the calling of God": "Donald Trump is the messiah of America." pic.twitter.com/ZoPMZ0umDb

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) August 17, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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Their God sure fucks up a lot

God wrote the Constitution.

God's Word is infallible and God is never wrong.

Also, God apparently thought black people were only 3/5's of a human being, women shouldn't vote, the election loser should be VP, and His Word should be amended when we feel like it. Amen! https://t.co/2yj5rL2BeR

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) August 4, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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Looking more and more like Nazi Germany

BULLIED: Illinois bakery threatened with closure over planned drag brunch https://t.co/DB5DoXQwik

— #TuckFrump (@realTuckFrumper) August 1, 2022

 Republican = Traitor

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Preaching their gospel of bigotry

you know that christian homophobia is just bigotry and not biblical scholarship bc none of those guys are scared to death of going to hell for being rich

— the dadbody of christ (@telowery22) July 30, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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A little too familiar

Josh Klein: Can we compare America with pre-Hitler Germany?

"Nazism was a movement comprised predominantly of conservative Christians."
Sound familiar?https://t.co/VzCcVKFdkN

— McSpocky™ 🌊🌊🌊 (@mcspocky) August 1, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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They're not even hiding it anymore

Marge Greene identifies as Christian nationalist.

In other words, she is a Nazi.

— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) July 25, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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Yes, I have the right to tell your religion to go fuck itself

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: There are three branches of government. Your church is not one of them.

— Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker) July 25, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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Wordplay

Republican = Moron
Republican Jesus = Oxymoron

— Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker) July 26, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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Not so amazing grace

 

Republican = Traitor

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This one's worth it just because republicans are absolutely shitting themselves over it

 

Republican = Traitor

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They've taken the Christ out of Christian

🚨Christian in America is:

👉Jesus replaced by Trump
👉Hate the poor and sick
👉Hate your neighbor
👉Worship money and rich people
👉Profit riches on earth in Jesus name

What would Satan do?

What Christians in America are doing.

— 𝐓𝐢𝐦🇺🇸#StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦 ®™️ (@MstrKnowItAll) July 10, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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Conservative Christians would make Jesus vomit

 

Republican = Traitor

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There's nothing republicans hate more than the truth

Powerful. And, coming to a State near you soon. https://t.co/e6lUqvWxqR

— 🖕🏻Aunt Crabby Calls Bullshit 🖕🏻 (@DearAuntCrabby) July 5, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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And Christians were the first to throw Christ's teachings out the window

 

Republican = Traitor

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Holocaust, U.S.A.

If you are not a wealthy white Christian extreme-right-leaning Republican male and you are thinking America is an increasingly hostile environment for you and things are likely to get much much worse...you're paying attention.

— David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf) June 27, 2022

Republican = Traitor

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