Reefer madness

Won't make you as bat shit crazy as Donald Trump, though

Unconcerned with trivial inconveniences like the police in America gunning down African-Americans with impunity, or legal immigrants being deported simply because their skin is brown, our dunce of an Attorney General, Jeff Sessions,  has set his sights on the folks who smoke marijuana, even going so far as to assert that "good people don't smoke marijuana."

Which got me to thinking--if I recall correctly, didn't President Obama smoke a little weed back in the day?  And who, do you suppose, will history recall as being good--the guy who saved our economy from the brink of ruin or the guy that Coretta Scott King called out for being a racist bastard?  The guy who gave over twenty million Americans health insurance or the guy who helped to collude with a foreign government to sway an American election and then lied to Congress about it?

In the end, though, these are the kind of bullshit platitudes you get when you have a monkey turd for an Attorney General of the United States.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Oh, what a tangled web...

A lying sack of shit 

In light of reports by the Washington Post that Jeff Sessions did meet with Russian leaders and flat out lied (and there's fucking video--could it possibly get any sweeter!) about it during his Senate confirmation hearings and thus perjured himself, let me just say that every chickenshit asshole (and Sessions would be one of them) who voted to impeach Bill Clinton for perjuring himself concerning an extramarital affair, everyone who called for him to resign, and everyone who contacted their congressman to call for their representative to vote to impeach Clinton should be standing up right now and asking the same for Jeff Sessions.

Since this would include virtually the entire republican party and we know they're a bunch of hypocritical fucking little crybabies, I won't be holding my breath.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Dumber and Dumbest

Oddsmakers are making Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions the favorite to be Donald Trump's Vice Presidential selection.

The Jeff Sessions.

If the best the republican party can offer this November is pairing a greedy, misogynistic racist with a hilljack dunce from Alabama, we just might have a shot at taking back the House.

Peace,
emaycee

Not quite Forrest Gump

Because, you know, while Forrest Gump may have been as dim-witted as a squirrel, at least he had a heart.

Sen. Jeff Sessions (see also, Alfred E. Neumann) is offended--fucking offended, I tell you--by facts.  Seems he just has his puny brain all in a snit because Sen. Barbara Boxer--unlike her republican colleagues--decided to have a committee meeting based on scientific facts.

What's really frightening is that the people of Alabama are so fucking stupid that they'll re-elect this utter moron with better than 60% of the vote.  When did being stupid become a desired quality in our elected leaders?

Never mind--it's the fucking American south.  They're not even smart enough to understand how badly Sen. Boxer bitch slapped his dumb ass. 

And neither is he.

Peace,
emaycee