MAGA's "God"

 Fuck Donald Trump

Peace,

emaycee

Scum, from top to bottom

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at who he gave it to."" -- Dorothy Parker

— Eileen Schuyler (@eschuyler.bsky.social) March 19, 2026 at 11:41 PM

Fuck Donald Trump

Peace,

emaycee

 

The word of God

Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.

— God (@godpod.bsky.social) February 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM

Fuck Donald Trump

Peace,

emaycee

 

God knows

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) November 5, 2024

Republicans = Nazis

Peace,

emaycee

 

The word of God

No matter what you think of Donald Trump, you have to admit he's a motherfucking asshole.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 14, 2024

Republicans = Nazis

Peace,

emaycee

 

Might be a helpful strategy if there actually was a God, but...

Jenna Ellis says she is going to "trust the Lord" to get her out of mandatory jail time for RICO charges in Georgia.

I just phoned to remind her that the Lord didn't even bother to help his own son avoid *capital punishment* in a criminal case. pic.twitter.com/cDe3gg3FoU

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) August 16, 2023

Republicans = Nazis

Peace,

emaycee

 

He sure did

 Republicans = Nazis

Peace,

emaycee

The word of God

 Republicans = Nazis

Peace,

emaycee

And God said, "Let there be...commercials!"

A bit disconcerting that an all-powerful god needs to advertise during the #SuperBowl.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) February 13, 2023

Republicans = Nazis

Peace,

emaycee

 

Keep your dogma to yourself

 Republicans = Nazis 

Peace,

emaycee

Shaman wisdom

 

Republicans = Losers

Peace,

emaycee

Their God isn't so good

Sodom and Gomorrah is not about punishing homosexuality.

It's about God killing everyone in town (including pregnant women & kids), sparing a man (after he offers his daughters for rape), & killing his wife for the sin of rubbernecking so dad can have sex with both daughters.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) December 14, 2022

Republicans = Losers

Peace,

emaycee

 

And God said...

If anything happens to My Twitter account, I want you always to remember how little I cared about any of you.

— God (Thee/Thy) (@TheTweetOfGod) November 7, 2022

Republicans = Losers

Peace,

emaycee

 

God is dying?

Gallup reports that belief in God in America has fallen to its lowest level in 78 years of polling on the question.

Clergy across the country were so concerned by these results that they took time out from worshipping Trump and sexually assaulting their parishioners to say so.

— Victor Laszlo (@Impolitics) June 18, 2022

Republican = Traitor

Peace.

emaycee

 

About fucking time

New: The share of Americans who say they “know God really exists” and have “no doubts about it” has fallen below 50 percent for the first time in General Social Survey polling. https://t.co/feppk4SuyB pic.twitter.com/KvXHn8rFAf

— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) February 18, 2022

Republican = Traitor

Peace,

emaycee

 

He should--we're much better people

 

Republican = Racist

Peace,

emaycee

The fantasy life

Evangelicals: “God will provide.”

If God didn’t provide you with common sense, basic human empathy, or half a brain, what makes you think he’ll provide anything else?

— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) January 8, 2022

Republican = Racist

Peace,

emaycee

 

All my exits are in Texas

When does life begin?

When you leave Texas.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 5, 2021

 People Who Refuse the COVID-19 Vaccine Are Why Our Lives Can't Return to Normal

Peace,

emaycee

The word of God

You know what I hear also works against COVID is cyanide.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) August 30, 2021

 People Who Refuse the COVID-19 Vaccine Are Why Our Lives Can't Return to Normal

Peace,

emaycee

You say you want an evolution

There are two kinds of people: the ones who believe in evolution, and the ones whose existence disproves it.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) August 1, 2021

Taxing the Wealthy Is Good Politics for the Democratic Party

Peace,

emaycee