Showing posts with label Budget Cuts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Budget Cuts. Show all posts

Saturday, November 9, 2024

Herbert Hoover, part 2


R.I.P. America

Peace,
emaycee
 


 

Wednesday, November 6, 2024

R.I.P. America

'Twas a grand dream while it lasted


I spent a good deal of time today just getting a good look around me--the walls at work, our roof as I walked up the driveway, the people I passed as I pushed my cart around the store (not very many happy looking people, surprisingly enough).  I did this because in seventy-five days it will not be the same.  America, at least the one we've known for the last 249 years, will no longer exist.

I would suppose most people don't know this, or even if they did, wouldn't care.  But once fascism takes root--and I guarantee you it will, and much sooner than you think--America will never be the same.  And it will never return to what it was.  American exceptionalism?  Gone.  The beacon on the hill?  Gone.  Even if at some point we do defeat fascism (not expecting it in my lifetime but hoping at least my youngest gets to see an American democracy again), we will never again be anything more than just another run of the mill nation.

Just ask Germany.

And all of it will be the fault of the forty percent of Americans who couldn't be bothered to vote, and the approximately thirty-one percent who voted for hate.  There's no excuse--these cretins know exactly who Trump is and they voted for cruelty to save a nickel on fucking Frosted Flakes (a nickel which billionaire Trump is never going to stop billion-dollar corporations from losing).  When the history of this era is written, it will be they who killed the grandest dream that man ever dreamed (even if we never lived up to it, we tried, goddamnit).

But just so you know, I'm stocking up on popcorn.  Yeah, lots of it.  Because even though I'll be suffering financially, too, at least I'll have the joy of watching you suffer for your despicable vote when dipshit Trump's tariffs send inflation skyrocketing so high that you'll fucking wish it was like Biden's.  Or when you're paying nine dollars for a fucking tomato because of the mass deportations--and they're paying your six-year-old pennies to pick them.  And when he lets dumbass Elon Musk destroy the economy by slashing the budget I'm going to be grinning from ear to ear when you're unemployed and getting zero in the way of unemployment.  Hey, those billionaires need their tax cuts!

And for those Latino Trump voters who "accidentally" get scooped up and shipped to camps and eventually end up back in Mexico--you reap what you sow!  

Sadly, I probably won't live long enough to see polio paralyze your kids thanks to wormhead Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., (note that I won't have to worry about my family--they've all been vaccinated) and his anti-vax bullshit or smallpox scars your children's faces (if they're lucky enough to survive) which you won't be able to have fixed because--owning President Obama!--Obamacare has been repealed. Amazingly, your $7.25 an hour job without medical benefits at Wal-Mart is going to leave you around, oh, $25,000 to $35,000 short of being able to pay for the plastic surgery that allows your kid to live a normal life.  Don't sweat it, though--having other kids call your son or daughter "Pizza face!" builds character, amirite?

In case you haven't noticed, I'm all out of fucks left to give for you people.

But soon enough you'll realize why Russians are among the most miserable people in the world--the only difference being that they see life through the bottom of a vodka bottle, while you'll be seeing it through the bottom of a stanky ass beer bottle.

Go fuck yourselves.

emaycee

Tuesday, September 26, 2023

And they've been repeating it for decades


Republicans = Nazis

Peace,
emaycee
 

Sunday, April 30, 2023

Their vote is going to be a dagger for the GOP


Republicans = Nazis

Peace,
emaycee
 

Saturday, November 24, 2018

When in Romaine...

To republicans, this is good food...for plebes like us

Ir's important to note, as we go through another food safety recall, this time a nationwide one for romaine lettuce, that for the past thirty years republicans have cut funding for food safety again and again at both the state and federal level so as to continually enable their agenda of keeping Corporate America richer while letting the rest of us get sicker.

It's estimated that 80% of the time Americans get sick to their stomachs it's food poisoning, so the next time you're sitting on the toilet pooping water or puking into a waste basket until your throat burns, you'll have one more reason to hate the republican party.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Ebola crapola

In a shocking development, republicans are trying to fire up their chickenshit (literally) base for the upcoming elections by doing what they do best:  showing just how lily-livered they are in the face of any adversity, this time the challenge being ebola.  And just to prove it, they are holding hearings next week, the point of which is to spread panic, and not to discuss their continuous defunding of crucial public health programs like the CDC and the NIH, or even their inability to get more funding for ebola research in the midst of the current outbreak because of their noses constantly being up the tea party's ass.

Because in republican bizarro world, little gnomes fall out of oak trees and deliver vaccines and disease control.

Needless to say, republicans are a bit defensive on the subject of their voting against funding for public health concerns, because, hell, everything from plagues of locusts to the whiskey shits are Obama's fault, and never theirs.  And it certainly doesn't help their cause when the head of the NIH tells Americans that we'd have a vaccine for ebola by now if not for the budget cuts.

And once again, we have the republican party showing that they just flat don't give a shit about the well-being of Americans, unless of course you're scared shitless and sitting in a corner with your thumb in your mouth.

Peace,
emaycee