Elvis has left the White House

At least Elvis had talent once

 The absolute best embodiment of Donald Trump since he left the White House has to be that of Fat Elvis (though Elvis was the King of Rock and Roll at one point and Trump never progressed beyond king of the Turds).

If nothing else, it's a reminder that Trump's tenure was an embarrassment--a caricature of a pathetic man and the dead carcass that remains.

Especially since Biden is on the verge of passing the biggest investment (COVID relief package) in the poor and middle class that America has ever seen....

537,000+ Dead Americans Because of Donald Trump's Incompetence

Peace,

emaycee

Not so fast, Donald

 

Donald Trump in 2024 (only fatter)

Donald Trump's boast at last weekend's CPAC that he wanted to come back to beat Democrats a third time (guess again, Donnie--you've lost the popular vote badly twice and were only put in the White House because of the antiquated and racist electoral college) should pretty much be taken with a grain of salt.  For one, Trump is up to his neck in state investigations and will soon be facing a bevy of personal lawsuits.  Second, polls have show that only 85% of republicans will vote for him if he's the 2024 republican nominee--that number will surely grow, but even a conservative loss of 4-5% of republican votes will ensure an even bigger landslide for Biden.  Finally, the state of Trump's health continues to be problematic at best, and it isn't going to get better as he a) ages and b) loses the best healthcare in the known universe.

I see a lot of gloom and doom on liberal web sites concerning Trump running again in 2024 (some of which could simply be click bait), but I think the odds of Trump being the republican nominee are slim and his chances of winning the Presidency again slimmer.  I've been wrong before, but Americans are already reaping the benefits of having a competent President, and a return to even relative normality is bound to be an even bigger boon for Biden than Trump's historic incompetence.

533,000+ Dead Americans Because of Donald Trump's Incompetence

Peace,

emaycee

Drawing to an inside straight?

 

The hand Democrats are holding...

Kevin McCarthy claimed this weekend at TPAC that he'd wager his house that republicans will win back the U.S. House of Representatives in 2022, because Donald Trump is going to lead them to victory.

That's the equivalent of George from Of Mice and Men betting his freedom on Lennie to control his lethal impulses just for the chance to get that rabbit farm.

Of course, migrant worker George was a lot smarter than Kevin McCarthy....

526,000+ Dead Americans Because of Donald Trump's Incompetence

Peace,

emaycee

Eunuchs ain't a goin' nowhere...

Trump takes McCarthy for a walk

 How low would your self-esteem have to be to kiss the ass of a crude idiot like Donald Trump?

Pretty fucking low if you're Kevin McCarthy or Mitch McConnell, I guess.  McCarthy once again got played by Liz Cheney this week when both were asked if Trump should be at CPAC 2021 and Cheney showed the little boy what political courage looks like...and McCarthy showed what it's like to be on a second rate tyrant's leash.  And McConnell, for all his bluster in the aftermath of Trump's impeachment when he said that Trump bore the blame for the January 6th insurrection and should be prosecuted within current laws rather than impeached...said this week that why, yes, he would support Trump if he's the republican nominee in 2024.

Can being Speaker of the House or the Majority Leader in the Senate really be that great to put up with humiliation from a man that both of them have to know is a moron who has no business cleaning toilets for a living let alone being President of the United States?  Both McCarthy and McConnell are literally embarrassing themselves on a daily basis to cower at the feet of a man who has the intelligence of a headless chicken and the charm of a maggot.

I'd rather live in a tent and eat out of a McDonald's dumpster than demean myself in front of 300 million of my countryman for the whims of an imbecile.

523,000+ Dead Americans Because of Donald Trump's Incompetence

Peace,

emaycee