Tuesday, March 31, 2026
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. DLXXXIV--Neil Diamond: I Am...I Said
Utterly fucking clueless
Bessent: "Many people, especially the Democrats, underestimate the will of the American people for short-term volatility for 50 years of safety that we are gonna have on the other side of this"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 26, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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Preach it!
C-SPAN caller to Rep. Pete Sessions: "Your party has given the power of the presidency to an insane, pedophelic serial killer"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 25, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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Why hasn't Melania been called to testify?
Every time this fake bitch shows up on my feed I am reminded that she has firsthand knowledge that her paedophile husband, the president of the United States, raped children.
— Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 (@marlenerobertson.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Trump will always fuck everyone over
Qatar: “That was the worst $400 million bribe we’ve ever spent.”
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) March 24, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Monday, March 30, 2026
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. DLXXXIII--Neil Young: The Needle and the Damage Done
The very definition of gutless
He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.
— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) March 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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The 14th Amendment begs to differ
Bondi: "Being a citizen in our country is a privilege, not a right. And Donald Trump is going to have everyone in this country who deserves to be here who is a citizen."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 27, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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Roiling the Watters
Jessica: I love that you read a newspaper. Watters: I read more than you. Financial Times, Wall Street Journal, New York Times, New York Post. Jessica: And you still say this crap on TV after you've read all that?
— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Apparently, everyone is sick of Trump's shit
SCHLAPP: “How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?” CPAC CROWD: “YEAH!” SCHLAPP: “NO! Wrong answer… let’s try it again. How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?” CPAC CROWD: *CHEERS AGAIN* 😬 (From @atrupar.com )
— The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) March 27, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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Sunday, March 29, 2026
A million reasons why
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No Kings #5--Worldwide embarrassment
🌏 Trump suffers WORLDWIDE embarrassment as No Kings EXPLODES outside America Amsterdam, The UK, Ireland, Germany, Italy, Australia, France, Spain, etc. “WE CAN’T STAND HIM EITHER." #NoKings www.rawstory.com/no-kings-267...
— True Blue 🇦🇺🐨 (@spbmckenna.bsky.social) March 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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No Kings #4--American patriots rose up
At No Kings in St. Paul, Minnesota, Bernie Sanders evoked the Patriots of 1776, who rose up against a King. Today, American Patriots rose up against a wannabe-king. 🙌💪👏✊️👇
— Bill Madden (@maddenifico.bsky.social) March 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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No Kings #3--Every file released
Women dressed as Handmaids march at No Kings in Nashville while holding signs of the men named in the Epstein Files. We won’t forget. We won’t rest until every file is released and every pedophile predator is prosecuted.
— Kelly (@broadwaybabyto.bsky.social) March 28, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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No Kings #2--Solidarity!
This is what solidarity looks like. #NoKings
— Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) March 28, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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No Kings #1==Fuckin' A!
🚨 THIS JUST IN: With over 100 protests still to come, we can already estimate that at least 8 million people participated in No Kings protests today. That makes No Kings 3 the largest single day of protest in American history. #NoKings
— Indivisible ❌👑 (@indivisible.org) March 28, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Saturday, March 28, 2026
No love like Christian Nationalist love
New: Pete Hegseth’s pastor and close spiritual advisor says he wants Texas Democratic state Rep. James Talarico to die. “We want him crucified with Christ,” Brooks Potteiger said of Talarico, as the podcast host said he prays “that God kills him.” www.huffpost.com/entry/pete-h...
— Jen Bendery (@jbendery.bsky.social) March 24, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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A hypocritical sack of shit
Florida election records show Donald, Melania, and Barron Trump all voted by mail in the Florida HD-87 special election. This is despite the fact that Trump calls voting by mail "cheating" and is trying to significantly restrict voting by mail in his SAVE America Act.
— Headquarters (@headquartersnews.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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What Facebook hath wrought
BREAKING: A New Mexico jury found Meta violated state law in a lawsuit brought by the state attorney general, who accused the company of misleading users about the safety of Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp and of enabling child sexual exploitation on those platforms reut.rs/3Pr7oHe
— Reuters (@reuters.com) March 24, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Trump's losing the propaganda war, too
WOW! This ad from Iran.
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Friday, March 27, 2026
Greatest chickenshit in the history of the world
Donald "TACO" Trump backed himself into a corner with his rash ultimatum to Iran, which they ignored. So now he has to backtrack to save his poll numbers from tanking further and to keep the stock market from cratering. Therefore, he is lying. Again. Trump always lies. This time in all CAPS.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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Monumental stupidity
Vance suggests Iran could have used nuclear suicide vests: “People who walk into a crowded supermarket and…blow up the vest and a couple of people get killed, that's a terrible tragedy. What happens when what's on the vest…can kill many, many tens of thousands of people?”
— The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) March 26, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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It's all on the GOP
Trump has claimed Dems are responsible for the long lines at airports, but the president rejected Senate Majority Leader John Thune's plan for Republicans to agree to fund all agencies under the banner of the DHS, with the exception of ICE. trib.al/DKRNeX8
— The New Republic (@newrepublic.com) March 23, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Here's a surprise: Iran gave us NOTHING
Trump on Iranian leaders: "They're gonna make a deal. They did something yesterday that was amazing actually. They gave us a present, and it arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I'm not gonna tell you what that present is but it was very significant prize"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 24, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Thursday, March 26, 2026
Sometimes payback is a mother fucker
After missing its recruitment goals, the U.S. Army is now raising its max enlistment age to 42 and removing its waiver requirement for a single marijuana possession. Gosh... if only thousands of highly qualified trans soldiers hadn't been kicked out last year for no good reason.
— Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) March 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Best self-own ever
Cruz: "I'll tell you one of the big differences between Watergate & Arctic Frost -- when Nixon & his corrupt AG & corrupt administration abused their law enforcement powers to go after their political opponents, Republican senators stood up to the POTUS of their own party & defended the rule of law"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 24, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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The butt of the joke
After Trump bragged about Iran sending him a "mystery gift," Iranian state media mocked him, saying the gift was a missile, and then showing video of a successful attack on our base in Erbil, Iraq. The president has become Baghdad Bob. thekenyatimes.com/world-news/i...
— JonZoidberg (@jonzoidberg.xyz) March 25, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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Mar-A-Losero
In 2024, Trump won the district of Palm Beach, Florida — home to his Mar-a-Lago resort — by 11 points. Last night, Democrats won the district by 2.4 points in a state house special election. Trump is so unpopular that he's losing his own backyard.
— Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
See you at Nuremberg 2.0
Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0
— Senator Ron Wyden (@wyden.senate.gov) March 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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It's about priorities
Remember: It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.
— Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) March 20, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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And how much better off America would be
NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING IF SHE WAS IN OFFICE
— Governor Newsom Press Office (@govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov) March 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Who'd have ever guessed?
NYT suggests that Sen Markwayne Mullin (R-OK), Trump's new pick to head DHS, grew fantastically rich with stock trades placed on insider information, and they produce the receipts.
— Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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Tuesday, March 24, 2026
Scum, from top to bottom
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at who he gave it to."" -- Dorothy Parker
— Eileen Schuyler (@eschuyler.bsky.social) March 19, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Trump Screwing the Economy 2.0
NEWS: U.S. economic growth revised down sharply in Q4 2025. GDP expanded at just 0.7%, down from the previously reported 1.4%.
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) March 13, 2026 at 10:25 AM
The fucking lunacy is never ending
NEWS: Trump administration issues a 30-day waiver lifting sanctions on 140 million barrels of Iranian oil currently at sea
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) March 20, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Under Trump, America cannot be trusted
Trump’s former Defense Secretary Jim Mattis: “America is becoming predatory. America is unreliable. There’s a sense that we are not a reliable security partner right now…you can’t bring allies on board if they don’t trust you”
— Mickey Kuhns (@mickeykuhns.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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Monday, March 23, 2026
It takes money to bail out losers, too
Hegseth on the $200 billion more the Trump administration is now asking for Trump’s Iran War: “It takes money to kill bad guys.”
— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) March 19, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Trump fucks over the airline industry yet again with his incompetence
“.. worst crisis since the pandemic, as the Middle East war has grounded flights, wiped more than $50bn off the value of the world’s biggest carriers and even raised the spectre of fuel shortages.” @financialtimes.com $JETS www.ft.com/content/7978...
— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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Trump's legacy? Another day older and trillions more in debt
US National Debt hit $37 trillion in August. Then $38 trillion in October. Now $39 trillion in March.
— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) March 19, 2026 at 9:08 AM
This has disaster written all over it
It hasn't gotten enough attention that Trump, Homan, and Duffy have all confirmed there's a plan in the works to have armed ICE agents at airports *tomorrow.* Words fail to describe how stupid this is. Let's hope more people aren't disappeared or killed.
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 22, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Sunday, March 22, 2026
A structural threat to society
Over the last few years, American tech oligarchs have become the greatest argument against their own existence. The sheer scale of their erratic behavior and political interference proves that extreme wealth concentration is a structural threat to society
— Joni Askola (@joniaskola.bsky.social) March 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Death by a thousand cuts
Iran just threatened every park, tourist site, and recreational area worldwide. This is asymmetric warfare 101. You don't have to win militarily if you can collapse confidence, tourism, and the global economy simultaneously. We knew this was coming. Death by a thousand cuts across every domain.
— Ms. Misanthrope 🇺🇸 (@lilmsmisanthrope.bsky.social) March 20, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Appease Trump...and die
Quick check-in on how Bari Weiss is doing over at CBS News(max)…
— The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) March 20, 2026 at 10:53 AM
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A disgrace to the human race
Trump’s response to the death of the honorable Robert Mueller: “Good, I’m glad he’s dead.” This is how this grotesque human, one of the worst to walk the planet, behaves—disgracing the office that he poisons daily. The world will be a better place when he no longer can.
— Steven Beschloss (@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Saturday, March 21, 2026
Here's hoping!
Rand Paul: "The 2026 elections, already we are behind the 8 ball. If you add in high gas prices, high oil prices, and if we're still bombing Iran with kinetic action -- people don't want to call it war -- I think you're gonna see a disastrous election."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 10, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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Putin's favorite patsy
As the U.S. eases some Russian oil restrictions to calm surging energy prices during the Iran war, the UK says it will not follow. British officials warn relaxing sanctions now would hand Vladimir Putin more revenue to fuel the war in Ukraine.
— Ashok Dadhwal (@ashokdadhwal.bsky.social) March 13, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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A disaster of epic proportions
Chris Murphy: "I Just came from a two hour, closed door classified briefing on the war. It just confirmed to me it's totally incoherent. We are not gonna be able to achieve any of our stated objectives ... this is a disaster of epic proportions, a 10 day debacle"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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A violation of American values
NYT: “Americans should not accept vague excuses for protecting the identities of Mr. Epstein’s associates,” the editorial board writes. “A two-tiered justice system that coddles the powerful and revictimizes the vulnerable is a violation of American values.”
— Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) February 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Friday, March 20, 2026
The global economy hangs by a thread
Yemen’s Houthis have announced they’ll be joining the war in support of Iran shortly. Analysts expect them to shut down another strait, Bab El-Mandeb, which will close the Suez Canal. The global economy hangs by a thread.
— Mark Chadbourn (@chadbourn.bsky.social) March 14, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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And climate change is such a hoax
It’s cool how our big summer thunderstorms show up in the early spring now. Obviously not a problem.
— Phineas (@phineas.bsky.social) March 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Just say no to policies based on ideology, not evidence
Good News on a Monday. Judge Brian Murphy blocked Fake ACIP from making changes to the childhood vaccination schedule. He called out the administration for making health policies based on ideology, not evidence. Six medical associations sued Kennedy and won. 🧪 archive.today/G2fxH
— Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist (@princess-vimentin.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Trump selling out our safety to billionaires
#Pinks #ProudBlue Trump is giving private national security briefings to his mega donors. Basically he is selling state secrets to the highest bidders right out in the open and Congress still won’t do anything about it. The timeline we’re living in is so batshit. people.com/trump-promis...
— AnnieOakleyinGA (@annie1x.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Thursday, March 19, 2026
The man who sold America's soul
The United States is contemplating threatening to kill people with HIV in another country as leverage to get that country's minerals. We have become a sick nation, just as depraved and disgusting as its leader.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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