Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCXI--Death Cab for Cutie: I Will Follow You into the Dark

Another week, another kick in the ass to my New Year's resolution of actually publishing Jukebox posts on their scheduled Friday....

This week's tune comes courtesy of another late night of not being able to sleep and channel surfing which somehow made it to VH-1 before finding anything else of interest to watch.  Doesn't help the coolness quotient much, does it?

Every now and again while doing my half-assed weekly research for FNJ I'll come across a band that hasn't been as commercially successful as I would have guessed, but Death Cab for Cutie is the first that I recall as having been more successful than I would have thought.  Formed in Bellingham, Washington is 1997, Death Cab for Cutie was originally a solo project for band leader Ben Gibbard, but after having been signed to a recording contract, he decided to make a band of it.  Over the last twenty-one years they have released nine studio albums, six EPs, and thirty singles.  They've had a #1 album, three other albums in the top ten, and one more in the top twenty.  Surprisingly (at least to me), they've done this without much help from hit singles--of the thirty they've released, only two have hit the Billboard Hot 100, and those two topped out at #60 and #70.  The band has also been nominated for eight Grammy Awards, toured the world over (they've done especially well in the UK--so many cool kids in the UK!), and have another five years to wait for their shot at being enshrined in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.  Damn fine career if you ask me....

Fun Fact:  For the three people who probably don't know already, Death Cab for Cutie was named for a song by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band called, surprisingly enough, "Death Cab for Cutie."  The song was originally released in 1967, making the band's name choice a bit odder than it already is (we're talking thirty years down the road, for God's sake).  Gibbard has admitted if he'd known what a pain in the ass the name would become, he'd have chosen a different band name.  For those who don't have my curiosity, the original song is actually quite listenable...and don't let the fact that it's a take off of Elvis (Presley, not Costello) stop you from giving it a listen.  It's actually quite clever and catchy.

"I Will Follow You into the Dark" was the third single released from the band's 2005 album PlansIt was not one of the two singles they had that actually cracked the Billboard Hot 100, though in an odd turn of events, it was eventually certified as a gold single, and is the band's best selling single in their history.  Sometimes greatness isn't as evident in the present as it should be (see also, Van Gogh, Vincent).

I've noted a time or two here on FNJ that simplicity is not an impediment to greatness in a pop song, and "I Will Follow You into the Dark" does nothing to dispel that notion--well, at least as simple as a  song that's about following one's love into the Great Beyond at the end of one's days can be.  The song is just Gibbard and acoustic guitar--Gibbard's vocals are a delight, almost reminding me of a softly played clarinet, and the guitar matches the whimsical nature of the song word for word.  Gibbard has a way with turning a phrase ("...everything to see from Bangkok to Calgary" "...in Catholic school as vicious as Roman rule"), and takes what could easily have been a maudlin song and imbues it with a touch of humor and a lot of heart.  In the end, it's a quirky masterpiece that'll bring a smile--and those are always most welcome.

Liner Notes:  "If Heaven and Hell decide/That they both are satisfied/Illuminate the 'No's' on their vacancy signs/ If there's no one beside you/When your soul embarks/Then I'll follow you into the dark..."

Enjoy:



Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee


Sunday, January 13, 2019

Chain of fools

Like the song says, nothing from nothing leaves nothing

While I would never discount republicans chances completely in 2020 (see also, 2016 Presidential election and Cheaters 'r' Us), one really has to wonder what they're going to run on two years from now.  The economy is solid but no one other than rich folks feel very confident in it, folks are increasingly blaming Trump for the shutdown and we haven't even begun to see what damage it's going to do to the economy, and it's beginning to look more and more like the entire Trump family has been compromised by Vladimir Putin and Russia.

Never fear, these past couple of weeks, republicans have shown us their playbook for 2020:

  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez...danced when she was in college!  The fucking horror!
  • While campaigning in Iowa, Elizabeth Warren...drank a beer!  Oh my God, it's the end of the world as we know it!
  • Tucker Carlson says the country is going to hell in a handbasket...because some women in some areas are making more money than men!  After last November, good luck with that one in 2020.
  • And when all else fails...what's so funny about white nationalism?  Just ask Steve King!
If the best they've got is Democrats dance, drink, pay women better, and aren't racists, our chances of adding the Presidency and the Senate to our control of the House will be looking pretty damn good.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Sunday, January 6, 2019

Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. CCX--The Kinks: Waterloo Sunset

My one New Year's resolution this year was to actually post Friday Night Jukebox on Fridays...and as you can see, that resolution has already been flushed down the shitter...

The fifth year of FNJ opens with a song that doesn't come to mind as often as it should when discussing the all-time great pop songs, by a band that doesn't come to mind as often as it should when discussing the all-time great rock and roll bands.  I don't know that the song or the band are what one would call underrated--and a large part of it might be that like the Jam or Oasis they are quintessentially an English band and not as readily remembered here in the States--but their influence far supersedes their name recognition.

The Kinks were formed in 1964 by brothers Ray and Dave Davies (the seventh and eighth children of their parents--after six girls) in Muswell Hill (their childhood home), London, and have had a career full of ups and downs.  Their first hit, "You Really Got Me," reached #1 in their native U.K. and the top ten here in the U.S.--and it would be hard to underestimate its influence on the heavy metal, punk, and alternative scenes that would follow it through the years.  The band was banned for a number of years from performing in the U.S. because of the brothers fighting on stage (as well as fighting between Dave Davies and original drummer Mick Avory).  From the mid-sixties through the early seventies the band saw a great deal of success before falling out of popularity until the late seventies when they had a resurgence through the mid-eighties.  The band would have little success until their breakup in 1996.  Since then, the two brothers have performed solo, though last year Ray Davies spoke of a reunion that may include a tour.  Through the years the Kinks sold over 50 million records, having five top ten singles on the Billboard Hot 100 and nine albums make the top 40 on the Billboard 200, as well as having 17 top twenty singles and five top ten albums in their native U.K.  Over the course of their career, the Kinks released 24 studio albums, 4 live albums, and two compilations.  They've been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and the U.K. Music Hall of Fame.  They were ranked 65th on Rolling Stone's list of the 100 Greatest Artist of All-Time, and count Pete Townshend of the Who, the Jam, the Pretenders, Oasis, Blur, the Clash, and the Ramones as bands who were both fans of, and influenced by, the music of the Kinks.

Fun Fact:  Rod Stewart went to the same school as the Davies boys and was the lead singer of their band the Ray Davies Quartet for a couple of gigs before forming his own band called Rod Stewart and the Moonrakers while they were in secondary school (similar to our high school).

"Waterloo Sunset" was released in 1967 on their somewhat oddly titled album Something Else by the KinksIt would reach #2 on the U.K. charts...but, although it was released as a single in the U.S., it never charted (whoa--decided lack of cool kids here in the states!).  The song was ranked #42 on "Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Songs of All-Time."

The dean of American rock critics, Robert Christgau, has called "Waterloo Sunset" the "most beautiful song in the English language" (a case could be made).  Pete Townshend has called the song "divine" and a "masterpiece."  emaycee freely admits to being very late in discovering "Waterloo Sunset" (never heard it until the Rolling Stone 500 list was released, but in fairness, it was a) originally released when I was eight, and b) not a hit here in the states of any sort), but it didn't take long after first hearing it to fall right in love with it.  There's a bit much to the song to describe in a paragraph, but suffice it to say that it combines the best of what the brothers do--lyrics of introspection, a chronicle of England, and understated vocals with a beautiful melody (courtesy of Ray), and an otherworldly guitar with complementary backing vocals (courtesy of Dave Davies, with an assist from Ray's first wife on the background vocals).  I should also mention that the song is--in something of a rarity for a pop single--a song about a perfectly content introvert who's perfectly content to watch a beautiful sunset...and it's the kind of song that the more you listen, the more you appreciate its greatness.  In the end, this year will feature fifty-one more songs that I truly love...but none of them will be close to the artistic genius that the Kinks have imbued in "Waterloo Sunset."

Lyric Sheet:  "People so busy, makes me feel dizzy/Taxi light shines so bright/But I don't need no friends/As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset/I am in paradise..."

Enjoy:



Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

General chaos

And the horse you rode in on, Trump

I don't think it would come as a surprise to anyone that our military leaders tend to lean rightward in their politics...so what does it say when a republican sits in the White House and our generals are openly questioning both his leadership and his character?

Folks, this is utterly unprecedented--I am certain we've had generals in the past who have not liked sitting Presidents, but most (once they retire) have kept their criticisms to matters military--foreign policy and strategic defense decisions.  I don't ever recall a general calling a President immoral and warning other military members against working for such a President, as retired four star general Stanley McChrystal did this past week while discussing Donald Trump.

It appears that not only have republicans pissed away their patriotism shtick and their Jesus routine in their fealty to Trump, but now they've also destroyed their military credibility as well.

Bravo!

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Dancing in the dark

Yes, republicans, it is...

Exhibit A/ Idiocy--republicans believing a video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dancing while she was in college would somehow be an indictment on her character (what the fucking fuck?):



Exhibit B/ Genius--Ocasio-Cortez trolling republicans for embarrassing themselves with said idiocy:



And to think she's just twenty-nine--man we've got a good fifty years of getting to watch her bitch slap republicans...

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Thursday, January 3, 2019

Onward, Christian assholes

Got your Christianity right here, Jerry

Jerry Falwell, Jr., head of Liberty University and evangelical leader ad nauseum, gave an interview this week to The Washington Post in which he basically fellated Donald Trump (He can do no wrong!) and showed yet again that the evangelical movement in this country has nothing at all to do with Christianity.  He did show, however, that the movement is just as full of cowards and liars as the republican party, and like the republican party its only interests are male power, white power, and sucking up to the wealthy.

Here's my favorite:  "A poor person never gave anyone a job."  Neither did a rich person, fuckhead--jobs are earned, not given.  Even so, it sure sounds to me as if Mr. Falwell is saying that the poor aren't as important to the religious right as are the rich.  Where exactly in the Bible does Christ say to fellate the wealthy and shit on the poor?

Thankfully, this is just another nail in the coffin for organized religion.  Americans over the past few decades have abandoned religion (though not belief in God) in droves, which isn't surprising when your religious movement's message is white, male, and rich, in a country whose diversity is expanding rapidly.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Tuesday, January 1, 2019

D'oh

Not only out of touch, but also out of their minds

Candace Owens (whoever the fuck that is  conservative commentator) said this week on Fox News that young people love Donald Trump because he's punk rock.

You cannot make this shit up.

Leaving aside the fact that, thanks to Trump, young people are now breaking for Democrats by a 60-40 margin (which will eventually marginalize the republican party for decades), has anyone told Ms. Owens that the punk rock movement died out, oh, about forty years ago?  Besides, don't talentless twits (see also, Nugent, Ted and Rock, Kid) really have more conservative mojo?

Stand up comics should beware though--conservative commentators keep this shit up and we won't have any need for comedians anymore.

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee