The real party of patriotism

Fuckin' A, buddy!

While Steny Hoyer was giving a fervent speech on protecting our votes as Congress was debating an amendment to allot more money for cybersecurity for our upcoming midterm elections, republican traitors sat on their hands, so, so happy to let Russia take over our country, while the true American patriots, the Democratic Party, cheered and chanted "USA! USA! USA!"  This is truly a fight for the soul of our country, and Democats are proving again and again that they are up to the challenge of ensuring we remain the United States of America and not the United States of Putin's Puppets.

Thanks to republicans, the amendment did not pass, but as I watched the Dems chanting I couldn't help but think, "Who's your daddy now, motherfuckers?"

Enjoy:

Fuck Donald Trump,
emaycee

Expecting the worst, hoping for the best

Herein lies the pisser of being a Liberal Democrat:

I went to bed last night with a huge smile on my face--all was right with the electoral world.  After the ass kicking that the 2010 elections gave us, last night's win by Kathy Hochul in NY-26, a hardcore republican district, was sweet as kisses from your sweetie.  And though I couldn't stay up until late in the evening to savor the victory, I saw enough of the post-election Democratic chatter to hear that they were saying all the right things (i.e., Medicare, Medicare, Medicare).

And then I woke up this morning.  And the first thought I had?  How can we fuck this up?  Because if there's a way, we'll find it (with friends like Steny, who needs republicans? and hey, what the fuck kind of name is Steny anyway?). 

And then...we have the Senate vote on the Ryan plan to kill Medicare, and not one--not even Ben "I'm the most fucking worthless Dem in D.C." Nelson--votes for it.  Go figure.

Look up bi-polar in the encyclopedia and I'm sure there'll be a picture of a Liberal Democrat somewhere in the piece.

Peace,
emaycee