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I thoroughly believe the reason the remote control was invented was because of local newscasts.  Personally, I can watch about five seconds worth before I'm reaching for the knitting needles to pierce my eardrums.  It's a panorama of idiots and idiocy.

So I wasn't surprised that a recent Rolling Stone assessment of local news cited a study that showed half of our hometown weather forecasters do not believe climate change is happening

For fuck's sake, the people who run, report, and broadcast local newscasts couldn't sniff a fart and detect an odor.  Denying scientific fact comes as naturally to them as incompetence.

Peace,
emaycee