Fuck Donald Trump
Thursday, January 22, 2026
The Democratic 2026 platform
Congress should be prioritizing funding on health care, food assistance, and making life better for Americans. Not spending taxpayer money on forever wars and nation building to enrich Trump's oil executive buddies.
— Rep. Suhas Subramanyam (@repsuhas.bsky.social) January 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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GOP Health Plan: If you get sick, die
Health care costs have officially spiked for millions as Affordable Care Act subsidies lapsed at midnight thanks to GOP inaction
— Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) January 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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Donald always has to get paid
"Cartel Light" Did alleged money launderers like VP Delsy Rodriguez and her brother Jorde offer to betray Maduro to Trump as a drug trafficking trophy for a show trial and cut Trump in on the cartel loot in exchange for protection (Maduro's old job)? Is the Venezuela caper about drug money?
— Catherine P. Henry (@catherine-p-henry.bsky.social) January 5, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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Just like the tech bubble did before it
The AI bubble will pop, and take the economy down with it.
— LisaLisa (@lisalisa42.bsky.social) December 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Wednesday, January 21, 2026
Pushback works
BREAKING: After legal setbacks, President Trump says he's dropping push for the National Guard in Chicago, Los Angeles and Portland for now.
— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) December 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Though Manson killed less people than Musk
This was also what Charles Manson was saying before his arrest. Almost word for word.
— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) January 8, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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China is cleaning Trump's clock
Breaking News: China announced the world’s largest trade surplus ever, almost $1.2 trillion in 2025, as its exports flooded global markets.
— The New York Times (@nytimes.com) January 13, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Electing Republican idiots to be President is quite good for Democrats
I'm so old I remember when pundits who make high six figure salaries to interpret American politics claimed bad party ID numbers for Dems reflected a seismic, even world-historical realignment. Now:
— Greg Sargent (@gregsargent.bsky.social) January 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Tuesday, January 20, 2026
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. DLXXV--Dean Martin: That's Amore
Speaking of shithole countries...
We are a country whose Constitution, according to the Supreme Court, gives our own presidents immunity for crimes committed while in office, but we will prosecute presidents of other countries for alleged crimes and invade them to execute arrest warrants.
— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) January 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
An excellent point
A significant difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler doesn’t appear in the Epstein files.
— Andrea Junker (@strandjunker.com) January 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
As the American economy fades into oblivion
🧵1/2 Big news: the EU just finalized a massive trade deal with South America after 25 years of talks. At the same time, Trump slapped new tariffs on Europe. Result: our allies move on without us, locking in markets the U.S. is now shut out of completely. www.reuters.com/world/americ...
— Jennifer C (@thejenniwren.teamlh.social) January 17, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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All the lights are on and nobody is fucking home
In a letter to multiple European ambassadors today, President Trump says that because Norway failed to give him a Nobel Peace Prize, “I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace” The letter goes on to demand “complete and total control of Greenland.”
— OSINTtechnical (@osinttechnical.bsky.social) January 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Monday, January 19, 2026
The real crime
Final Jeopardy
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
— Ken Jennings (@kenjennings.bsky.social) January 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Out. Of. Touch.
Trump's Secretary of Agriculture says Americans can afford this delicious $3 meal. Prices are going up, and the Administration’s suggestion is for Americans to eat “a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing.” Yum!
— Rep. Ted Lieu (@reptedlieu.bsky.social) January 15, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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Massive. Media. Failure
This is how far you have to scroll on the NYTimes homepage to get any coverage of what's going on day-to-day in an occupied American city where schools are closing because the government is checking the papers of all brown or Asian people then brutalizing, imprisoning or killing them.
— Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) January 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Stand tall, Europe--the American people are counting on you
BREAKING: Statement by Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, the Netherlands, Norway, Sweden and the United Kingdom:
— Peter Stefanovic (@peterstefanovic.bsky.social) January 18, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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Sunday, January 18, 2026
Tailor made for Dementia Don to screw it up
“We’re supposed to believe President Weekly Dementia Test is suddenly capable of managing an occupied country, hostile terrain, armed resistance, oil infrastructure, global backlash, and domestic fallout without immediately fucking it up.“
— God (@thegodpodcast.com) January 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Trump has turned America into terrorists
Trump in a single gaggle on Air Force One just threatened: -- a second strike against Venezuela -- Cuba -- Mexico -- Colombia -- Iran -- Greenland (which in turn would be an attack on the EU and Denmark)
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) January 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
It's life or death
Hate hearing people say they're tired of politics. This is not politics, it's life or death, literally, for the planet and for all of us.
— Canadian Liberal (@cliff229.bsky.social) January 1, 2026 at 11:53 AM
The GOP is nothing but liars
"What I think is lacking is, was there even an attempt made to try to verify the accuracy of what he was saying, or did they simply take him at his word?" says University of Minnesota media law professor Jane Kirtley about a recent video made accusing Somali-owned day care centers of fraud.
— MPR News (@mprnews.org) December 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Saturday, January 17, 2026
More proof Donald Trump doesn't give a fuck about ordinary Americans
Trump told the oil companies about the Venezuela plan, but neglected to tell Congress. This invasion isn’t about protecting Americans, it’s military assistance for big oil and his billionaire friends.
— The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) January 5, 2026 at 11:30 AM
China is eating Donald Trump's lunch
Brazilian exports surged to record levels in 2025, shrugging off months of punishing US tariffs thanks to expanded shipments to China and other major trading partners.
— Bloomberg News (@bloomberg.com) January 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Gee, I wonder who was President during the COVID outbreak?
US hiring slowed in December, capping off weakest year of job growth since COVID www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
— Semafor (@semafor.com) January 9, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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It's a fucking cult
It’s a fucking cult.
— PhillipUSA (@phillipusa.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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Friday, January 16, 2026
Gov. Hochul taking good notes from Gov. Newsome
Governor I was not familiar with your game
— Eli Valley (@elivalley.bsky.social) January 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Demented and sad
Trump is clearly not well. At a meeting with oil industry CEO’s Trump suddenly interrupts his introductory remarks, gets up and looks out the window and starts talking about his ballroom. Trump then realizes his mistake and says “unusual time to look”, and sits back down to continue.
— Randahl Fink (@randahl.bsky.social) January 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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Whatever fresh hell comes Cramer's way is richly deserved
“Sen. Kevin Cramer (R-ND) discussed Trump’s investigation of Powell on Tuesday with Fox Business host Larry Kudlow. Cramer said he would offer Powell a deal he can’t refuse: Trump drops the investigation in exchange for Powell’s resignation.”
— D. Juschka (@djuschka.bsky.social) January 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Ha, ha, ha, yuk, yuk, yuk, guffaw, guffaw, guffaw...
Does Trump understand that nearly everyone is laughing at him?
— A Snarky Grandpa (Bruce) (@asnarkygrandpa.bsky.social) December 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Thursday, January 15, 2026
Friday Night Jukebox, Vol. DLXXIV--Hall and Oates: Sara Smile
The next generation isn't waiting
🚨 Milestone: Since Trump was elected in November , more people signed up with Run for Something to run for office than in ALL of Trump’s first 4 years. 67K new sign-ups → 230K+ future leaders. The next generation isn’t waiting. Run for office.
— Run for Something (@runforsomething.net) September 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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No longer parallel to Nazis, they are Nazis
This slogan adopted by Kristi Noem, "One of Ours, All of Yours," is taken from the Nazis, who retaliated for the killing of an SS officer by murdering all the inhabitants of the Czech village of Lidice, apparently none of whom had anything to do with it, and razing the village to the ground.
— Ken Feinleib (@feinleib.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Might be a bit too high brow for MAGA
Trump’s Kennedy Center To Present: “Silence, The Musical.”
— 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.lol) December 30, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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What a fucking idiot
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) January 14, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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Wednesday, January 14, 2026
Dementia Don can't remember what country he's President of
Trump posts that he’s “Acting President of Venezuela”
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) January 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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The Clintons to GOP pedophile protectors: Go fuck yourselves!
Bill and Hillary Clinton refuse to testify in House Epstein investigation
— The Guardian (@theguardian.com) January 13, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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The truth hurts, Donnie
Trump yells “fuck you” and flips off an auto worker in Michigan who yelled “pedophile protector” www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/t...
— Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) January 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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The world became a better place today
Scott Adams, whose comic strip 'Dilbert' ridiculed office life and was later dropped for racist remarks, dies at 68.
— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) January 13, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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Tuesday, January 13, 2026
Fuck tha police
Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary?" Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
— The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) January 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Time to start preparing for locking Hegseth up
Sen. Mark Kelly sued Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to block a Pentagon move to strip his retired rank and pension after he urged troops to refuse illegal orders, calling it unconstitutional retaliation that chills free speech and legislative independence. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
— Mickey Kuhns (@mickeykuhns.bsky.social) January 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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The drugs aren't working
KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.
— Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Powell to Trump: Fuck you!
Wow. DOJ has launched a criminal investigation of Fed chair Jerome Powell over testimony to Congress on renovation costs. In this video, Powell says the move is purely pretextual, and arises from the Fed’s refusal to implement Trump’s wishes in place of its own best judgment on interest rates.
— Walter Olson (@walterolson.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Monday, January 12, 2026
Am embarrassment to everything it means to be an American
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
— Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) January 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Even more chances for Trump administration legal incompetence
NEW: Attorney General Pam Bondi confirmed the DOJ is organizing a conspiracy investigation against an expansive list of Trump’s enemies, including Obama-Biden era officials who scrutinized the president’s 2016 ties to Russia.
— Democracy Docket (@democracydocket.com) December 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Funny how that works
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.” What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.” Funny how that works.
— Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) December 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump is actually fucking up our stock markets, too
1/ «But every other major country [except Denmark and New Zealand], Germany, Italy, Japan, uh, just name your favorite countries, Portugal, Spain, they're all doing better in terms of stock market returns in US dollars than the US.» @justinwolfers.bsky.social
— Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️🌈 (@patigallardo.bsky.social) December 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Sunday, January 11, 2026
And the fact that the President is a pedophile
Venezuela, Greenland, Guard deployments, ICE actions, Kennedy Center re-naming, 60 Minutes piece pulled, promises of tariff rebates, “Trump-class” battleships, now Nigeria strikes, and more … Anything to fill media space with controversy and leave as little room as possible for the Epstein saga.
— PhiltheNomad (@philthenomad.bsky.social) December 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Bitch slapping at its finest
Listen to Cher! 🔥🔥🔥
— MBlue.Bsky.social 🌺MB🌺 (@mblue.bsky.social) December 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Democrats work for us
Mamdani: Today is an incredible win for working people. We’re talking about a $1.2 billion commitment to make universal childcare a reality. What today’s commitment shows is that working families will no longer have to choose between the city they love and the family they want to raise.
— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) January 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Peter Thiel's boy toy
JD Vance supports murdering American citizens. He's made that perfectly clear today. If he's willing to defend the murder of Renee Good, he would defend your murder, too.
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) January 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Saturday, January 10, 2026
If the fascist shoe fits...
The land of free speech, where disrespecting the Dear Leader’s image gets your pass revoked.
— Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) January 6, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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This is not how innocent people act
Axios has learned the White House has begun managing the DOJ's account on X to respond to posts highlighting mentions of Trump in the Epstein files. In typical administrations, there is a wall between the White House and what is supposed to be an independent Justice Department.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1.bsky.social) December 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Big corporations are not on our side
Tesla doesn't recongise Trade Unions. Apple doesn't recognise unions. Amazon is anti-union. McDonald's is anti-union. Starbucks is anti-union. Google is anti-union. Walmart is anti-union. The big corporations are not on your side.
— Bernard Taylor (@btaylorforcongress.bsky.social) December 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Their legacy will be protecting pedophiles
WOW: Fox News reports that the DOJ used the same redaction standards for “politically exposed individuals and government officials” as it did for victims.
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Friday, January 9, 2026
They were all traitors and we shouldn't let it be whitewashed
This is on the White House website of the so-called “party of law and order.” Ashli Babbitt was a traitor. She died trying to kill cops and elected officials. She had a knife.
— Ruben Gallego (@gallegoforarizona.com) January 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Get the fuck out of our country while we're at it
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey on ICE’s justification for the shooting: “Having seen the video I can tell you that is bullshit…to ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
— Julie DiCaro (@juliedicaro.bsky.social) January 7, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Senate to Donnie: Go fuck yourself even more
BREAKING: The Senate has voted to advance the Venezuela war powers resolution. The resolution would outlaw U.S. military action in Venezuela without Congressional approval.
— More Perfect Union (@moreperfectunion.bsky.social) January 8, 2026 at 12:16 PM
House Dems to Donnie: Go fuck yourself
Breaking on MS NOW: The House just PASSED Democrats' discharge petition for a three year extension on enhanced Obamacare subsidies, 230-196. 17 Republicans voted with Democrats.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1.bsky.social) January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM






























