Thursday, March 26, 2026
Sometimes payback is a mother fucker
After missing its recruitment goals, the U.S. Army is now raising its max enlistment age to 42 and removing its waiver requirement for a single marijuana possession. Gosh... if only thousands of highly qualified trans soldiers hadn't been kicked out last year for no good reason.
— Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) March 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Best self-own ever
Cruz: "I'll tell you one of the big differences between Watergate & Arctic Frost -- when Nixon & his corrupt AG & corrupt administration abused their law enforcement powers to go after their political opponents, Republican senators stood up to the POTUS of their own party & defended the rule of law"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 24, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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The butt of the joke
After Trump bragged about Iran sending him a "mystery gift," Iranian state media mocked him, saying the gift was a missile, and then showing video of a successful attack on our base in Erbil, Iraq. The president has become Baghdad Bob. thekenyatimes.com/world-news/i...
— JonZoidberg (@jonzoidberg.xyz) March 25, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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Mar-A-Losero
In 2024, Trump won the district of Palm Beach, Florida — home to his Mar-a-Lago resort — by 11 points. Last night, Democrats won the district by 2.4 points in a state house special election. Trump is so unpopular that he's losing his own backyard.
— Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
See you at Nuremberg 2.0
Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0
— Senator Ron Wyden (@wyden.senate.gov) March 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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It's about priorities
Remember: It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.
— Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) March 20, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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And how much better off America would be
NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING IF SHE WAS IN OFFICE
— Governor Newsom Press Office (@govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov) March 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Who'd have ever guessed?
NYT suggests that Sen Markwayne Mullin (R-OK), Trump's new pick to head DHS, grew fantastically rich with stock trades placed on insider information, and they produce the receipts.
— Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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Tuesday, March 24, 2026
Scum, from top to bottom
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at who he gave it to."" -- Dorothy Parker
— Eileen Schuyler (@eschuyler.bsky.social) March 19, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Trump Screwing the Economy 2.0
NEWS: U.S. economic growth revised down sharply in Q4 2025. GDP expanded at just 0.7%, down from the previously reported 1.4%.
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) March 13, 2026 at 10:25 AM
The fucking lunacy is never ending
NEWS: Trump administration issues a 30-day waiver lifting sanctions on 140 million barrels of Iranian oil currently at sea
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) March 20, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Under Trump, America cannot be trusted
Trump’s former Defense Secretary Jim Mattis: “America is becoming predatory. America is unreliable. There’s a sense that we are not a reliable security partner right now…you can’t bring allies on board if they don’t trust you”
— Mickey Kuhns (@mickeykuhns.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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Monday, March 23, 2026
It takes money to bail out losers, too
Hegseth on the $200 billion more the Trump administration is now asking for Trump’s Iran War: “It takes money to kill bad guys.”
— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) March 19, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Trump fucks over the airline industry yet again with his incompetence
“.. worst crisis since the pandemic, as the Middle East war has grounded flights, wiped more than $50bn off the value of the world’s biggest carriers and even raised the spectre of fuel shortages.” @financialtimes.com $JETS www.ft.com/content/7978...
— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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Trump's legacy? Another day older and trillions more in debt
US National Debt hit $37 trillion in August. Then $38 trillion in October. Now $39 trillion in March.
— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) March 19, 2026 at 9:08 AM
This has disaster written all over it
It hasn't gotten enough attention that Trump, Homan, and Duffy have all confirmed there's a plan in the works to have armed ICE agents at airports *tomorrow.* Words fail to describe how stupid this is. Let's hope more people aren't disappeared or killed.
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 22, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Sunday, March 22, 2026
A structural threat to society
Over the last few years, American tech oligarchs have become the greatest argument against their own existence. The sheer scale of their erratic behavior and political interference proves that extreme wealth concentration is a structural threat to society
— Joni Askola (@joniaskola.bsky.social) March 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Death by a thousand cuts
Iran just threatened every park, tourist site, and recreational area worldwide. This is asymmetric warfare 101. You don't have to win militarily if you can collapse confidence, tourism, and the global economy simultaneously. We knew this was coming. Death by a thousand cuts across every domain.
— Ms. Misanthrope 🇺🇸 (@lilmsmisanthrope.bsky.social) March 20, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Appease Trump...and die
Quick check-in on how Bari Weiss is doing over at CBS News(max)…
— The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) March 20, 2026 at 10:53 AM
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A disgrace to the human race
Trump’s response to the death of the honorable Robert Mueller: “Good, I’m glad he’s dead.” This is how this grotesque human, one of the worst to walk the planet, behaves—disgracing the office that he poisons daily. The world will be a better place when he no longer can.
— Steven Beschloss (@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Saturday, March 21, 2026
Here's hoping!
Rand Paul: "The 2026 elections, already we are behind the 8 ball. If you add in high gas prices, high oil prices, and if we're still bombing Iran with kinetic action -- people don't want to call it war -- I think you're gonna see a disastrous election."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 10, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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Putin's favorite patsy
As the U.S. eases some Russian oil restrictions to calm surging energy prices during the Iran war, the UK says it will not follow. British officials warn relaxing sanctions now would hand Vladimir Putin more revenue to fuel the war in Ukraine.
— Ashok Dadhwal (@ashokdadhwal.bsky.social) March 13, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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A disaster of epic proportions
Chris Murphy: "I Just came from a two hour, closed door classified briefing on the war. It just confirmed to me it's totally incoherent. We are not gonna be able to achieve any of our stated objectives ... this is a disaster of epic proportions, a 10 day debacle"
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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A violation of American values
NYT: “Americans should not accept vague excuses for protecting the identities of Mr. Epstein’s associates,” the editorial board writes. “A two-tiered justice system that coddles the powerful and revictimizes the vulnerable is a violation of American values.”
— Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) February 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Friday, March 20, 2026
The global economy hangs by a thread
Yemen’s Houthis have announced they’ll be joining the war in support of Iran shortly. Analysts expect them to shut down another strait, Bab El-Mandeb, which will close the Suez Canal. The global economy hangs by a thread.
— Mark Chadbourn (@chadbourn.bsky.social) March 14, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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And climate change is such a hoax
It’s cool how our big summer thunderstorms show up in the early spring now. Obviously not a problem.
— Phineas (@phineas.bsky.social) March 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Just say no to policies based on ideology, not evidence
Good News on a Monday. Judge Brian Murphy blocked Fake ACIP from making changes to the childhood vaccination schedule. He called out the administration for making health policies based on ideology, not evidence. Six medical associations sued Kennedy and won. 🧪 archive.today/G2fxH
— Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist (@princess-vimentin.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Trump selling out our safety to billionaires
#Pinks #ProudBlue Trump is giving private national security briefings to his mega donors. Basically he is selling state secrets to the highest bidders right out in the open and Congress still won’t do anything about it. The timeline we’re living in is so batshit. people.com/trump-promis...
— AnnieOakleyinGA (@annie1x.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Thursday, March 19, 2026
The man who sold America's soul
The United States is contemplating threatening to kill people with HIV in another country as leverage to get that country's minerals. We have become a sick nation, just as depraved and disgusting as its leader.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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The man with no plan
The war with Iran is insanity in its own right. But it is gross incompetence Trump went to war with Iran with no plan to keep open the Strait of Hormuz. Now Iran is laying mines, global oil shipping is paralyzed, gas prices are skyrocketing and food prices are close behind.
— Chris Murphy (@chrismurphyct.bsky.social) March 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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The real fake news
Multiple Iranian sources including their Foreign Minster stating that the Trump admin is planting false stories to Axios reporters Barak Ravid and Marc Caputo about peace talks in order to manipulate oil and financial markets.
— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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The SAVE the GOP Act is more like it
NEW: “The SAVE Act would make it easier to buy an AR-15 than to register to vote,” Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said as Democrats vowed to kill the anti-voting bill in the Senate. If the bill becomes law, it'd mark the first time in history that Congress passed legislation restricting the vote.
— Democracy Docket (@democracydocket.com) March 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Wednesday, March 18, 2026
We're the last of the GOP's concerns
Hassett: "If the war were to be extended, it wouldn't really disrupt the US economy very much at all. It would hurt consumers, and we'd have to think about what we'd have to do about that, but that's really the last of our concerns right now."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 17, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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Shocker: Trump lied about Iran
BREAKING: Top counterterrorism official Joe Kent resigns over Trump's Iran war, says Iran posed "no imminent threat to our nation."
— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) March 17, 2026 at 9:53 AM
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Makes Marie Antoinette look like a humanitarian
While your gas prices spike because of his war, Trump is focused on the kitchen-table issues that matter — like whether he should use marble or onyx on his ballroom.
— Governor Newsom Press Office (@govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov) March 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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Even more of GOP hatred of everyday Americans
Seniors on fixed incomes face impossible costs under the SAVE Act. Birth certificates from seventy years ago cost money to replace. Passports cost $165. They built this country. Republicans want to charge them for the right to participate in it. #SaveActIsPayToVote
— Aaron Black (@aaronblack.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Tuesday, March 17, 2026
Epic dumb-fuck levels
The Biden gaslighting is reaching epic dumb-fuck levels @atrupar.com
— Humor Satire Memes (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) March 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Crimes against humanity
Millions of Epstein files suggest the existence of a 'global criminal enterprise' that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity, a panel of independent experts appointed by the UN Human Rights Council says.
— Mark Chadbourn (@chadbourn.bsky.social) February 18, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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No one this petty should be in charge of our nation's defense
In cases you were wondering . . . this is a photo that annoyed Pete Hegseth so much because he thought it was "unflattering" so he got the photographer barred. I encourage all of you to use it as often as possible.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) March 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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World to Trump: Fuck off!
UPDATE ON THE HORMUZ COALITION (Mon, March 16): 🇫🇷 France: REJECTED 🇬🇧 UK: REJECTED 🇮🇹 Italy: REJECTED 🇪🇸 Spain: REJECTED 🇯🇵 Japan: REJECTED 🇳🇴 Norway: REJECTED 🇨🇦 Canada: REJECTED 🇦🇺 Australia: REJECTED 🇩🇪 Germany: REJECTED 🇨🇳 China: NO RESPONSE 🇳🇱 Netherlands: NO RESPONSE 🇰🇷 South Korea: NO CONFIRMATION
— News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Monday, March 16, 2026
Whiny ass crybabies
The funniest thing about the Trump admin is how all of the "eff your feelings" and "cry harder lib" alpha males turn out to be the whiniest saddest snowflakes, unable to handle a negative picture and walking about in ill-fitting shoes to not upset Trump. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
— Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg.bsky.social) March 11, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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A sick motherfucker
The sociopathy could not be more evident
— David Ryan Miller (@davidryanmiller.com) March 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Who the fuck does he think he is?
Stephen Miller at an international conference about cartels: "These organizations can only be defeated with military power. I see some heads nodding because they understand. You're dealing with a lot of lawyers in your own country, I'm sure. You have my permission not to listen to them."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 5, 2026 at 9:36 AM
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When you know we're losing in Iran
Trump’s FCC chair threatens news networks over Iran war coverage www.ms.now/news/trump-f...
— MS NOW (@ms.now) March 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Sunday, March 15, 2026
The necessity of winning
Ossoff: "The president appears increasingly to have lost touch with reality. That is deeply concerning when you have a a cabinet much more concerned with winning his favor than giving good advice & the nation now plunged into war. It speaks to the necessity of winning these midterms in a landslide."
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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Divorced from reality
Trump just said that high oil prices are good for "us." I assume that "us" is Putin, oil companies and his grifter family.
— Paul Brady (@pbinct.bsky.social) March 12, 2026 at 11:15 AM
He is simply too stupid
Everyone in the country remembers who was in the White House when insurrectionists stormed the Capitol on January 6, 2021 to keep Donald Trump in power. Except this man. He is simply too stupid.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) February 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Leopards eating faces
Tiny rural town in Idaho where 91% voted Trump never thought these ICE raids would affect them. Now, after more than 100 Hispanic workers were rounded up and deported, farmers and businesses can't find workers. www.rawstory.com/ice-farmers-...
— Khashoggi's Ghost (@urocklive1.bsky.social) February 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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Saturday, March 14, 2026
The dementia runs deep
Trump: All of the people that died through the roadside bombs. Died and are right now walking around with no legs.
— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) March 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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What happens when you shit where you eat
I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) March 6, 2026 at 8:16 AM
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If the shoe doesn't fit...
Trump gives Florsheim shoes to all his cabinet members, but no one gets shoes that actually fit them. This seems to be another metaphor for Team Trump. bsky.app/profile/cybo...
— Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) March 11, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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Just suckers and losers to Trump
NEW: The Iranian drone strike that killed 6 U.S. troops in Kuwait at the start of the war was far more devastating than previously disclosed. Dozens suffered traumatic brain injuries, burns, and shrapnel wounds. At least one required an amputation. More than 30 remain hospitalized. (CBS News)
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) March 11, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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Friday, March 13, 2026
Question of the year
Between Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and the U.S. attack on Iran, what incentive does any country have to ever give up its nukes?
— Eric Michael Garcia (@ericmgarcia.bsky.social) March 10, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Dumbest cocksuckers ever
The people who didn't know that Puerto Rico is a part of the US are suddenly experts on the Middle East.
— The Liberal BoJack (@thelibbojack.bsky.social) March 2, 2026 at 12:21 PM
It most certainly does fucking matter
On Friday, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt told Fox News that reports of Russia giving Iran intelligence to target U.S. assets didn’t matter—a baffling answer given that Iran has already killed multiple U.S. service members in retaliation. trib.al/bdKzwCO
— The New Republic (@newrepublic.com) March 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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So the winner of the Iran War is Russia?
US Treasury Secretary Bessent: To ease the temporary gap of oil around the world, we may unsanction other Russian oil. "There are hundreds of millions of sanctioned barrels of sanctioned crude on the water. And in essence, by unsanctioning them, Treasury can create supply."
— Anton Gerashchenko (@antongerashchenko.bsky.social) March 7, 2026 at 8:32 AM
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Thursday, March 12, 2026
Stain U.S. history forever
The last week has seen the worst US wartime atrocity for 70 years and the worst chemical attack on a civilian population in history. And Congress is barely uttering a word of meaningful dissent, much less dragging the warmonger from office. This period will stain US history forever.
— News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) March 9, 2026 at 7:27 AM
We're paying more for gas because Trump is a pedophile
The craziest thing about the price of Oil doubling in one week is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.
— Kye (@gxldsociety.bsky.social) March 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Mind-boggling naive
Putin has lied his entire career. Yet Witkoff says we can take Russia “at their word” that they’re not sharing intelligence with Iran. Taking the Kremlin at face value while U.S. intelligence reportedly says otherwise is utterly incomprehensible and mind-boggling naive.
— Michael McFaul (@mcfaulmike.bsky.social) March 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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The blood is on Donald Trump's hands
Trump’s buddy Putin is helping Iran kill Americans www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
— Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) March 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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Wednesday, March 11, 2026
What we have here is failure to differentiate
It really is amazing how much of political punditry, *especially* elite outfits in NYC and Washington, still embrace this bizarre idea that rural spaces represent the "Real America" while metropolitan areas, where most (presumably real) Americans actually live, should be held in contempt.
— Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) February 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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