There is no 300 yard gash in the Reflecting Pool, despite Trump’s claims
— Joe Flood (@joeflood.bsky.social) July 14, 2026 at 9:31 AM
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Wednesday, July 22, 2026
No fucking gash
Saturday, July 11, 2026
The pattern is that Trump is a total fuck up
Bombs Iran - pays Iran $300B Sells memecoin for $75 - now worth $2 Endorses candidate - candidate loses "Fixes" reflecting pool - algae blooms, paint peels Goes to Knicks game - Knicks lose Hijacks 250th birthday - no one attends Meddles in World Cup - US loses It's like there's a pattern #ETTD
— The Donk (@thedonk.bsky.social) July 7, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Thursday, July 9, 2026
All in a day's work for President Snowflake
Trump installs fence: Reflecting Pool finally secure from dangerous threat of being seen.
— Outspoken™️ (@out5p0ken.bsky.social) June 23, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Wednesday, July 8, 2026
So the reflecting pool will be fucked up again in a month?
The Trump administration will not seek new bids to repair the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, Interior Secretary Doug Burgum said Sunday as he faced new questions about the troubled project and the taxpayer money involved. https://to.pbs.org/4y5QLCG
— PBS News (@pbsnews.org) July 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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Thursday, July 2, 2026
Wednesday, July 1, 2026
Monday, June 29, 2026
Not the comparison America wants
"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.
— Dmitry Grozoubinski (@explaintrade.com) June 21, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Saturday, June 27, 2026
Wednesday, June 24, 2026
A pitiful lie of epic stupidity
Another day, another update on the Reflecting Pool drama. This morning, Trump claimed there was a “350-foot gash, made by a very sharp knife or razors” in the pool. However, reporters checked and found “no sign” of the gash the president wrote about. www.rawstory.com/reporters-no...
— Mack Butterfield (@mack2114.bsky.social) June 23, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Tuesday, June 23, 2026
Monday, June 22, 2026
Literally gestapo level persecution
Noticing a piece of the new “American flag blue” liner that was partially detached from the Reflecting Pool, David Hearn said he reached in to see what it felt like. Moments later, U.S. Park Police officers arrested him on a misdemeanor charge of destruction of government property. wapo.st/4xVNzcS
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) June 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Saturday, June 20, 2026
Trump's $14 million cesspool
Paint has begun stripping off the Reflecting Pool just days after Trump's $14 million repainting was finished
— FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social) June 18, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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Sunday, June 14, 2026
Trump literally fucks up everything
Algae has been found in the Reflecting Pool just 4 days after Trump's $16,000,000 renovations.
— Headquarters (@headquartersnews.bsky.social) June 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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